This is just a short fic/rant that I came up with while looking around fanfiction.net. I needed a way to vent my rage because this annoys is something that annoys me. It's kinda silly and short, as you can probably see I'm not Legolas' biggest fan. If I offend anyone I'm sorry. BOROMIR ALL THE WAY BABY!
I don't own any of these characters. They belong to Tolkien and New line cinema.
The problem... that belongs to everyone.
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Elrond had called a secret meeting, to which he invited all of the fellowship minus Legolas and whoever else it concerned.
"Now," he began, rising from his elegant elven chair "I think we all know why we're here. We have to discuss this fanfiction problem, as much as we all hate it... People from earth LIKE Legolas.... alot. Does anyone have anything to add? Evidence?"
Gandalf *ahemed* and stood up. "Have any of you been on fanfiction.net lately? Any of the fics that have Legolas in them, even the ones that are really badly written are getting hundreds of reveiws since the movies came out!"
Everyone nodded and muttered. Aragorn stood up "He's taking my spotlight! And all the women! Have you seen the amount of fanfics there are where he's paired with Arwen? And all the Mary-Sues? Some of them are hot!"
Arwen frowned and cursed under her breath. "Another thing about these Mary-Sues. They are always prettier than me! I'm Luthien's double for valars sake! Haven't those fangirls even read the books?"
Elrond shook his head sadly. "Unfortunately not daughter. We are always out of character. I am always portrayed as the evil father."
"And I as in love with Mr. Frodo!" cried Sam "I'm loyal! LOYAL!"
"And I as a filthy weak willed human!" said Boromir wrinkling his nose.
"And I as a crazy old man!" objected Gandalf.
"So You see... It has to stop." concluded Merry.
Elrond turns arong and directly adresses the readers.
"People of earth, your storylines have been grossly overused! We have to read these fanfics you know! If we have to read one more fanfic where my other daughter (the one that doesn't actually exist in Tolkien's Middle Earth) joins the fellowship and falls in love with Legolas then we'll.... we'll... we'll take drastic action.
Thankyou.
Council dissmissed.
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Sorry. That was short and bad. *slaps self*
I don't own any of these characters. They belong to Tolkien and New line cinema.
The problem... that belongs to everyone.
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Elrond had called a secret meeting, to which he invited all of the fellowship minus Legolas and whoever else it concerned.
"Now," he began, rising from his elegant elven chair "I think we all know why we're here. We have to discuss this fanfiction problem, as much as we all hate it... People from earth LIKE Legolas.... alot. Does anyone have anything to add? Evidence?"
Gandalf *ahemed* and stood up. "Have any of you been on fanfiction.net lately? Any of the fics that have Legolas in them, even the ones that are really badly written are getting hundreds of reveiws since the movies came out!"
Everyone nodded and muttered. Aragorn stood up "He's taking my spotlight! And all the women! Have you seen the amount of fanfics there are where he's paired with Arwen? And all the Mary-Sues? Some of them are hot!"
Arwen frowned and cursed under her breath. "Another thing about these Mary-Sues. They are always prettier than me! I'm Luthien's double for valars sake! Haven't those fangirls even read the books?"
Elrond shook his head sadly. "Unfortunately not daughter. We are always out of character. I am always portrayed as the evil father."
"And I as in love with Mr. Frodo!" cried Sam "I'm loyal! LOYAL!"
"And I as a filthy weak willed human!" said Boromir wrinkling his nose.
"And I as a crazy old man!" objected Gandalf.
"So You see... It has to stop." concluded Merry.
Elrond turns arong and directly adresses the readers.
"People of earth, your storylines have been grossly overused! We have to read these fanfics you know! If we have to read one more fanfic where my other daughter (the one that doesn't actually exist in Tolkien's Middle Earth) joins the fellowship and falls in love with Legolas then we'll.... we'll... we'll take drastic action.
Thankyou.
Council dissmissed.
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Sorry. That was short and bad. *slaps self*