Hello and welcome to Hazana's very own news channel once again.
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I am here, back by demand to interview Mr. Gimli son of Gloin about how he feels he's being mistreated by Legolas's fangirls.
Hazana: Gimli, welcome.
Gimli: *nods*
Hazana: So, why DO you think you're being mistreated?
Gimli: Reading some of these fanfics the elf's fangirls have written I have to say I AM being mistreated. In these fics I am portrayed as an angry idiotic, totally unreasonable stubborn dwarf and just... really really mean.
*eyes fill up with tears*
Hazana: *ahem* Yes. Do their ideas have ANY foundation in truth?
Gimli: Absolutely not. Their view of dwarves have been created by too many viewings of films such as "Snow white".
Hazana: In fanfiction, which is worse, being portrayed like this while Mr. Greenleaf gets all the attention or being ignored and left out of the stories altogether?
Gimli: Both are as bad as each other I suppose. These fangirls haven't yet been able to look past looks and see a guy for what he really is.
Hazana: Their loss.
Gimli: Thankyou. I suppose everyone hates getting ignored AND being mistreated this way so I think it only further proves that I'M the victim here!
Hazana: Why do you think the fangirls choose to treat you this way?
Gimli: *mumbles* vertically challenged.
Hazana: *nods understandingly.* Do you blame this on Mr. Greenleaf?
Gimli: That damn elf is just too popular for his own good.
Hazana: We're going to be interveiwing him next. Is there anything you'd like to say to him?
Gimli: Tell him that. He's too popular for his own good. That sounded intellectual.
Hazana: That'll show 'em Gim.
Gimli: *nods*
Hazana: So there you have it a very brief interveiw with Mr. Gimli son of Gloin on why he's being mistreated. Now, as you probably know next we're going to be interveiwing Mr. Greenleaf at his home in Mirkwood. I know you're all very exited *I wonder why?* So we've decided to make it an extra long episode for your reading pleasure. To help us with this we'd appreiciate it if you'd send in some questions. If you want to send in questions reveiw this story and add them at the end of your review. All questions will be answered... GUARANTEED!
*ahem* Thankyou.
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*cue cheesy news programme music*
I am here, back by demand to interview Mr. Gimli son of Gloin about how he feels he's being mistreated by Legolas's fangirls.
Hazana: Gimli, welcome.
Gimli: *nods*
Hazana: So, why DO you think you're being mistreated?
Gimli: Reading some of these fanfics the elf's fangirls have written I have to say I AM being mistreated. In these fics I am portrayed as an angry idiotic, totally unreasonable stubborn dwarf and just... really really mean.
*eyes fill up with tears*
Hazana: *ahem* Yes. Do their ideas have ANY foundation in truth?
Gimli: Absolutely not. Their view of dwarves have been created by too many viewings of films such as "Snow white".
Hazana: In fanfiction, which is worse, being portrayed like this while Mr. Greenleaf gets all the attention or being ignored and left out of the stories altogether?
Gimli: Both are as bad as each other I suppose. These fangirls haven't yet been able to look past looks and see a guy for what he really is.
Hazana: Their loss.
Gimli: Thankyou. I suppose everyone hates getting ignored AND being mistreated this way so I think it only further proves that I'M the victim here!
Hazana: Why do you think the fangirls choose to treat you this way?
Gimli: *mumbles* vertically challenged.
Hazana: *nods understandingly.* Do you blame this on Mr. Greenleaf?
Gimli: That damn elf is just too popular for his own good.
Hazana: We're going to be interveiwing him next. Is there anything you'd like to say to him?
Gimli: Tell him that. He's too popular for his own good. That sounded intellectual.
Hazana: That'll show 'em Gim.
Gimli: *nods*
Hazana: So there you have it a very brief interveiw with Mr. Gimli son of Gloin on why he's being mistreated. Now, as you probably know next we're going to be interveiwing Mr. Greenleaf at his home in Mirkwood. I know you're all very exited *I wonder why?* So we've decided to make it an extra long episode for your reading pleasure. To help us with this we'd appreiciate it if you'd send in some questions. If you want to send in questions reveiw this story and add them at the end of your review. All questions will be answered... GUARANTEED!
*ahem* Thankyou.
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