Disclaimer: Same as before.
Gimli thanks you all for your sympathy and Hazana thanks you all for your comments and apologises for the delay....
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Tonight on Hazana's very own TV channel:
We have a very special interview with a very special elf and I don't mean Movie-verse Legolas! I mean the one, the only: Prince Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood!
*cheers*
Oh and by the way this show has been recorded in front of a live audience!
*cheesy canned laughter*
Hazana: Welcome Mr. Greenleaf.
Legolas: *nods*
Hazana: So, first we have some questions that have been sent into us by Little-lost-one. Thankyou little-lost-one!
1. What is the airspeed velocity of an un-laden swallow?
Legolas: I'm a blonde so I'm not going to even attempt that one.
Hazana: It has come to my knowledge that Blondes are incredibly smart people.
Legolas: Blonde people maybe. I'm an elf.
Hazana: Good point. Ok. Speaking of blondes...
2. Are you a natural blonde?
Legolas: Yes. I can drop my tights and show you if -
Hazana: *cringes* That I did not need to hear.
Legolas: Are you mad? There's not many girls who'd refuse that offer.
Hazana: I'm not normal. Beleive me. If you were Michael Jackson maybe but...
Legolas: Next question!
Hazana: Ok... moveing swifty on...
3. Was it your fault that Gollum escaped from Mirkwood?
Legolas: No.
Hazana: Are you sure?
Legolas: It wasn't me! It was the first guard on the left!... Possibly the squirrels...
Hazana: Those fangirls really have driven you mad huh?
Legolas: *nods sadly*
Hazana: Ok... next question...
4. Are you friends with the twins, Elladan and Elrohir?
Legolas: Yes... Good friends. They're both very mischecious, Very good pranksters. There was this one time where they switched Arwen's dresses and their father's robes and somehow got them both to wear them and go to dinner without noticing... *wipes tear from eye* Good times... good times...
Hazana: As much as I love these little trips down memory lane...
5. Why did you replace Glorfindel in the cheesy 70's cartoon of the fellowship of the ring?
Legolas: There was a dispute over pay. Maybe If he'd done that one for free he'd be where I am now...
Hazana: *ahem* So you worked for free and he didn't? Are you sure you didn't just want to steal his part?
Legolas: It seems like everybody wants to steal his part. Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Arwen done exatly the same thing?
Hazana: She's a better actress than you anyway...
Legolas: No... I'm a much better actress than her!
Hazana: Huh...*shrugs* Anyway...
6. What is the answer to everything?
Legolas: Um...Something. Something is the answer to everything.... maybe 42. Where are you getting these questions?
Hazana: Never mind... next question...
7. What do you think about Mary sues?
Legolas: *sips on his drink* I think that all they want is Orlando Bloom. Nice guy, too many fans.
Hazana: What's the difference between movie-verse you and non movie-verse you? You both look the same.
Legolas: You haven't seen the rest of me...
Hazana: STOP doing that. I've told you once. Michael Jackson or nothing.
8. Why do you think there are so many Legomances?
Legolas: Everyone hates legomances but everyone wants to write them. I personally think that people should keep their fantasies off the internet and back in their heads where they belong.
Hazana: *nods*
9. What do you think of Legolas/Aragorn stories?
Legolas: Well... I hate them. Just because I have long blonde hair, take baths and like chick flicks doesn't mean I'm gay... and Aragorns married. And filthy. Yep.
Hazana: What else is wrong with that pairing?
Legolas: Well just say that I was with Aragorn. If I became king of Mirkwood he'd be my king and there'd be two king's of Mirkwood and now he's the king of Gondor I'd be his king and there'd be two kings of Gondor. It just wouldn't work.
Hazana: I've never heard it put that way. Are there any good Legolas/Aragorn?
Legolas: I'm sure alot of them are very good, I just tend not to read them.
Hazana: ok.
10. Are you afraid of Mary-Sues?
Legolas: Terrified... they're everywhere...they're worse than orcs, worse than gollum or any other terrible monsters. In fact I'm about to go into hiding in -
*A deep rumbling is heard*
Hazana: Oh god...
Legolas: They're coming...
Hazana: Our Fangirl/Mary-sue barrier has broken and we are about to be stampeded...
Legolas: RUN!
*They drop everything and run*
From the audience:
Gollum: *sitting with a cold beverage and a screw driver* There's no mary-sueses for poor smegol... We'ses going to make the nasssty elveses lives living hells... my preciousss...
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*Gasp!*... are these random interveiws actually going to develop into a plot?
Nassty bad gollum for breaking our Fangirl/Mary-Sue barrier!
Who shall I interveiw next?
Hazana
xxx
Gimli thanks you all for your sympathy and Hazana thanks you all for your comments and apologises for the delay....
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Tonight on Hazana's very own TV channel:
We have a very special interview with a very special elf and I don't mean Movie-verse Legolas! I mean the one, the only: Prince Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood!
*cheers*
Oh and by the way this show has been recorded in front of a live audience!
*cheesy canned laughter*
Hazana: Welcome Mr. Greenleaf.
Legolas: *nods*
Hazana: So, first we have some questions that have been sent into us by Little-lost-one. Thankyou little-lost-one!
1. What is the airspeed velocity of an un-laden swallow?
Legolas: I'm a blonde so I'm not going to even attempt that one.
Hazana: It has come to my knowledge that Blondes are incredibly smart people.
Legolas: Blonde people maybe. I'm an elf.
Hazana: Good point. Ok. Speaking of blondes...
2. Are you a natural blonde?
Legolas: Yes. I can drop my tights and show you if -
Hazana: *cringes* That I did not need to hear.
Legolas: Are you mad? There's not many girls who'd refuse that offer.
Hazana: I'm not normal. Beleive me. If you were Michael Jackson maybe but...
Legolas: Next question!
Hazana: Ok... moveing swifty on...
3. Was it your fault that Gollum escaped from Mirkwood?
Legolas: No.
Hazana: Are you sure?
Legolas: It wasn't me! It was the first guard on the left!... Possibly the squirrels...
Hazana: Those fangirls really have driven you mad huh?
Legolas: *nods sadly*
Hazana: Ok... next question...
4. Are you friends with the twins, Elladan and Elrohir?
Legolas: Yes... Good friends. They're both very mischecious, Very good pranksters. There was this one time where they switched Arwen's dresses and their father's robes and somehow got them both to wear them and go to dinner without noticing... *wipes tear from eye* Good times... good times...
Hazana: As much as I love these little trips down memory lane...
5. Why did you replace Glorfindel in the cheesy 70's cartoon of the fellowship of the ring?
Legolas: There was a dispute over pay. Maybe If he'd done that one for free he'd be where I am now...
Hazana: *ahem* So you worked for free and he didn't? Are you sure you didn't just want to steal his part?
Legolas: It seems like everybody wants to steal his part. Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Arwen done exatly the same thing?
Hazana: She's a better actress than you anyway...
Legolas: No... I'm a much better actress than her!
Hazana: Huh...*shrugs* Anyway...
6. What is the answer to everything?
Legolas: Um...Something. Something is the answer to everything.... maybe 42. Where are you getting these questions?
Hazana: Never mind... next question...
7. What do you think about Mary sues?
Legolas: *sips on his drink* I think that all they want is Orlando Bloom. Nice guy, too many fans.
Hazana: What's the difference between movie-verse you and non movie-verse you? You both look the same.
Legolas: You haven't seen the rest of me...
Hazana: STOP doing that. I've told you once. Michael Jackson or nothing.
8. Why do you think there are so many Legomances?
Legolas: Everyone hates legomances but everyone wants to write them. I personally think that people should keep their fantasies off the internet and back in their heads where they belong.
Hazana: *nods*
9. What do you think of Legolas/Aragorn stories?
Legolas: Well... I hate them. Just because I have long blonde hair, take baths and like chick flicks doesn't mean I'm gay... and Aragorns married. And filthy. Yep.
Hazana: What else is wrong with that pairing?
Legolas: Well just say that I was with Aragorn. If I became king of Mirkwood he'd be my king and there'd be two king's of Mirkwood and now he's the king of Gondor I'd be his king and there'd be two kings of Gondor. It just wouldn't work.
Hazana: I've never heard it put that way. Are there any good Legolas/Aragorn?
Legolas: I'm sure alot of them are very good, I just tend not to read them.
Hazana: ok.
10. Are you afraid of Mary-Sues?
Legolas: Terrified... they're everywhere...they're worse than orcs, worse than gollum or any other terrible monsters. In fact I'm about to go into hiding in -
*A deep rumbling is heard*
Hazana: Oh god...
Legolas: They're coming...
Hazana: Our Fangirl/Mary-sue barrier has broken and we are about to be stampeded...
Legolas: RUN!
*They drop everything and run*
From the audience:
Gollum: *sitting with a cold beverage and a screw driver* There's no mary-sueses for poor smegol... We'ses going to make the nasssty elveses lives living hells... my preciousss...
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*Gasp!*... are these random interveiws actually going to develop into a plot?
Nassty bad gollum for breaking our Fangirl/Mary-Sue barrier!
Who shall I interveiw next?
Hazana
xxx