Spoilers: None.

Pairing: Duh! Lois and Clark. The couple that is meant to be together forever. Clois Rocks.

Genre: Romance and humor

Summary: Lois is invited to spend spring break with the Kents. Jonathan and Martha go on a little vacation leaving Lois and Clark alone for a whole two weeks. They think they can trust Clark alone with Lois. They should think again.

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: Don't own anything. If I did it would be Tom Welling and I definitely would not be writing this story. I would be doing things I should not speak of with him.

Reviews: Greatly appreciated.

Alone in the Kent House

Clark ran out of his house when he heard the sound of a car coming down the drive. He knew it would be Lois. He couldn't believe it when his parents told him that they had invited her to stay with them for Spring Break. It didn't help that Met U's Spring Break lasted for two weeks and Smallville High's only lasted for one. As Lois cut the engine and stepped out of her car he couldn't help but grin at the thought that, now that his parents weren't going to be here he could annoy the hell out of her. Boy would she be surprised that his parents weren't going to be here. At that thought his grin widened.

"Hey Smallville do you think you could maybe get your lazy ass up here and help me with my bags!" Lois yelled.

Same old Lois. He couldn't have helped but wish that somehow her brain had gotten swapped with someone's whose was more likable. He guessed there was no such luck.

He struggled to lift Lois's heavy suitcase. "What have you got in here Lois? Bricks."

"I need lots of clothes. Got a problem with it Farmboy?" Lois asked.

"No, just wondering. Do you have to be so touchy?" he asked.

Just then Martha rushed out of the house followed closely by Jonathan. "I'm sorry Lois, but there was this really good price on a vacation we saw in the newspaper, and we couldn't pass it up. We are truly sorry but Clark will make you feel at home."

Martha kissed Clark on the cheek and said, "Well then we are off. Bye you two."

"You mean to say you are leaving me all alone with Clark. Nobody else but us." Lois asked.

"Yes, is that a problem?" Martha wondered.

"Uh no. Just wondering." Lois answered.

"Yeah. Don't worry. I don't bite." Clark said with a sexy smirk.

That's not what I am afraid of, Lois thought. I am afraid I might want you too.

After the Kents left Lois and Clark wandered back into the house. It was almost dark so Lois said she was going to go put on her pajamas. She started to head towards his parents' bedroom.

"No, you are going to sleep in my bed. My parents don't really like anyone to sleep in their bed so you are going to sleep in my room and I will take the couch." Clark said.

"How gentlemanly of you Smallville. Didn't know you had it in you." Lois said.

After Lois had put on her pajamas, which consisted of a long-sleeved white shirt with a hood that showed her pierced belly button and a pair of short shorts that were green and white plaid.

"Nice to see that I am not the only young person who likes to wear plaid in this town." Clark exclaimed.

"Don't get your hopes up Kent. These are the only thing plaid I own." Lois retorted.

"I hope you can do without me for a few minutes while I put the cows back out into the field." Clark said.

"I think I can manage," said Lois.

After Clark had returned he said, "While you might think that farm work is a piece of cake, it really is a hard job. In fact why don't I show you? Tomorrow we get up, and I will show you just how hard it is and see if you can hack it."

"It's a deal Smallville. And then the next day we can go to Metropolis and I can take you shopping for some new clothes, and you will have you do everything I ask of you. Within reason of course." Lois said.

"You got yourself a deal Lane." Said Clark.

"Hey, I thought I was the one who was supposed to come up with all the nicknames." Lois exclaimed.

"You can't win them all" Clark retorted.

Right that second it started to pour down rain. It thundered and lightning flashed through the sky. Lois and Clark stared at each other and each saw something reflected in the other's eyes. They both rushed to the door and ran out into the rain.

"Whooh!" Lois screamed.

Clark began to laugh. Who would have thought that such a simple pleasure could make Lois Lane seem normal?

All of a sudden a thought struck Clark, and he began to run towards the barn. Lois began to shout at him, but he was back within a minute.

"What have you got there Smallville? Lois asked.

"Ever played something called one on one with a basketball Lois? Clark asked.

"Ha ha Kent very funny. As a matter of fact, I am quite awesome at it." Lois said while grinning.

"I sure hope so," Clark said while running.

They began laughing as they played basketball during the storm. Pretty soon they were both worn out. They trekked inside. Clark said, "Wait right here while I get you some clean clothes."

When he came back Lois said, "Those aren't my clothes."

"I didn't want to go through your things so I just got one of my plaid shirts out of my room." Clark told her.

"Oh okay." Lois uttered.

She put on the shirt Clark offered her and realized that it smelled really good. It smelled like sweat, cologne, and a unique scent that was Clark's own. Umm this shirt smells really good. I wonder if Clark really smells like this?

"Hey Lois want some of my unique ice-cream?" Clark asked.

'What do you mean unique?" Lois asked suspiciously.

" I mean I make it myself. I add different things to it to make it my own. No other ice cream tasted the same as mine.

"Sure I will have some. What do you call it?" Lois asked.

Clark blushed," Um….Uh….I call it Clark's Ice Cream."

"Real original Smallville, real original." Lois said laughing.

That made Clark blush even redder.

"Oh that was some good ice cream Kent some good ice cream. I think I am going to go to bed now." Lois said.

"Thanks. Me too. Let me go and make it up. Mom washed the sheets just this morning."

Clark went up to his room and made up the bed. Lois climbed into the bed and Clark blurted out without thinking, "You look good in my bed."

Lois just looked at him with one eyebrow raised.

"Um…Yeah I didn't mean it like--," Clark stuttered.

"—that. Yeah Smallville I know. Goodnight….Clark." Lois said.

Clark smiled. She called him Clark. To get the last word in he hollered up at her as he took off his shirt. "Don't forget we have got formwork to do tomorrow Lois. I'll wake you up bright and early."

He laughed as he drifted off to sleep. Yeah she wouldn't be called him Clark for long. Not after he got done with her tomorrow anyway.

Up in Clark's room the only thought Lois was entertaining was, "I wonder if Clark tastes as good as he looks, and if he tastes exactly like his ice cream. If he does I understand why all the women want him."

With that last thought Lois drifted off into a sleep filled with ice cream and naked farm boys.

A/N. I wonder what the next day will hold. Hehehehe! Hope y'all enjoy. Please review.