Disclaimer: Same as before, it doesn't belong to me won't in a million years.

Hazana: (Talking to herself before the cameras go on) I am calm. I am professional. I am not a fan girl at all. I will keep my composure and give a good interview. I will not sing love songs, recite ballads or remove any of my clothing. I am calm.

Cameras come on

Hazana: Hello and welcome to another interview in this series about the atrocities faced by fan fiction readers and the innocent (well most of them) population of middle earth. Sorry it took so long but Gollum broke the Fan girl/Mary sue barrier. It took a good few months... over half a year to fix... and we still haven't found the little slinker. Today, we're back and I'm going to talk to Mr. Boromir of Gondor about being a misused plot device and generally unappreciated character. Also we'd like to know how he managed to lug that bloomin' great shield so far without wanting to throw it off a cliff.
Welcome Boromir.

Boromir: (Nods)
Hazana: (giggles girlishly) He nodded!

(Suddenly a screw driver flies through the air and hits her full on in the face)

Disembodied voice: Get on with it! (CoughhackGollum)

Hazana: (Shakes fist) Damn you disembodied voice!
Boromir: You do know it's Gollum right?

Hazana: (Stares for a second blankly) Of course! But did you know that if you take the first letter of each word of Boromir of Gondor it spells BOG?

Boromir: ...
Hazana: Ok, being serious, what are your views on Mary Sues and all related...things?
Boromir: At first I could tolerate the fact that there weren't as many Mary Sues being written with me as the love interest, but then, then when the craze really took off there were thousands being written about Aragorn and Legolas... I was really very angry. I was always the big meanie in the background.

Hazana: So this is a vanity thing?
Boromir: Yes, really stunted my confidence. Drove me to suicide in fact.
Hazana: Really?
Boromir: Yes, my death, it was a suicide. You couldn't tell? You really think I'd let an overgrown orc beat me?

Hazana: Wow, This is a really startling discovery. Boromir of Gondor's death is directly linked to Mary Sues and all their evil. Wait... If you're dead how are you here? Boromir: The magic of fan fiction. Duh.
Hazana: Don't duh me you big meanie!
Boromir: Oh my God it's happening again! Why am I always the big meanie in fanfics? Can someone out there please do something about that!

(Silence for a second, then suddenly the lights all go out)

Hazana: Damn it Gollum!
Gollum (From somewhere above in the roof): We wantses an interview we does!
Hazana: Fine! We can negotiate a deal if you stop messing up my serious fan fic rant!

(Disembodied Snickers)

Hazana: What?

Right so I guess... Gollum interviewed next. Any questions anyone wants to ask him, you know, just out of interest?
Oh yeah and I know it's been a while since I last updated. I just... Ok so I got Lazy. Sue me. No wait, don't sue me I don't have any money. It's not worth the trouble.