A Day in the Life of Clark

Mooooooo! Moooooo!

What is that noise? Where is it coming from? It sounds like a cow mooing! Lois Lane slowly woke up from a sleep filled with dreams of naked farmboys. She looked over on the other side of the bed and found a grinning Clark holding up an alarm that looked like a cow. Oh my God! So that was the mooing sound.

Clark grinned and said, "Time to wake up Lane. We have to get started. We are going to load some hay first. Then next we are going to milk the cows. Then just maybe I might give you a break. Maybe."

Lois grumbled, "All right, all right, Smallville I'm up. You don't have to make so much noise."

When Lois came down the stairs, she was wearing a white spaghetti-strapped shirt and blue jeans. She realized that Clark had on a white tee and blue jeans.

"Hey we are dressed alike Kent. Well how do you like that?" Lois said laughing.

"Ha ha funny. Let's get a move on. I want to get finished before lunch." Clark said while heading outside.

"Fine! I was just trying to make a joke," Lois mumbled.

When they arrived at the barn Lois recoiled. "No way am I loading that much hay!"

"Don't worry!" Clark said. "I'll be doing most of the work anyway."

Clark jumped up on top of the trailer and said, "Lois do you think you can toss up one of those bales of hay?"

"Of course Clark." How hard could it be Lois thought? She picked up one of the bales of hay and promptly dropped it. Man, these things are heavy.

"A little bit weak aren't we Lois?"

"Shut up Kent!"

Finally they got finished with loading the hay so then they went to the pasture where the cows were. The cows were grazing so Clark went and fetched one of the cows.

"If you can milk one of these cows I will let you go take a shower, and I will treat you to a cup of coffee at the Talon." Clark said.

"You are so on Smallville! So where do I milk the cow at?"

Oh my God! She can't even milk a cow. "Where do you think you milk them at?"

"Is it on them hangy down thingies? What do you call them? Oh yes, utters?"

"Yep you just take one and pull it down and then let it go and pull another one, etc."

"Wow this is easy Smallville!"

"It sure is Lane. I am surprised I had to tell you how to do it?"

All of a sudden a malicious smile appeared on Lois's face. She grabbed one of the utters on the cow and aimed it at Clark, who was too busy staring off into to space to realize what Lois was fixing to do. She let the milk take to the air!

"Uhhh Lois what are you doing?"

"Having a little fun! What do you think?"

"Go take a shower so I can put another shirt on. Uhhh!"

Lois laughed all the way up into the house. She picked out a pink sleeveless shirt and a pair of blue jean shorts. She made her way into the bathroom and turned the shower on. She reveled in the hot spray. Her aching joints felt so much better. After she had washed her hair and bathed, she got out of the shower.

She put on her clothes and made her way back into Clark's bedroom where she stopped in the doorway to gaze at a shirtless Clark who was putting a navy blue long sleeve button up shirt on. Oh my God! He is so fine. Clark just put his shirt on and went out the bedroom door mumbling, "Sorry!"

She sprayed on some perfume and slipped on her shoes and yelled," I'm ready to go!"

Clark locked the door behind them as they made their way to his truck. When they arrived at the Talon, Lana was just then seating a table of four. Lana gazed at the couple and wished that she could be Lois right then. She gasped when she realized that Lois was wearing pink. That is my color bitch!

Lana walked to the other side of the room and didn't even bother to come over and say hello.

Clark went over and gave their order to the guy at the counter. A plain black coffee for him and a white chocolate cappuccino for Lois. When he returned with the drinks Lois smiled at him and said, "I worship you! You are next to God on my list because you bring me coffee. I love you."

" Lois do you think you can stand my boring life for another hour or so before we go to Lex's party?"

"I didn't know about a party. When?"

"Tonight at eight. He is recreating New Year's Eve so when it turns midnight you have to kiss the person you are standing closest too. It is also a costume party. Costumes are required."

"Do you know what you are going as?"

"Nope I guess I will have to figure it out by then won't I?"

"Yep but I have the perfect costume?" It is going to be designed to knock your socks off Smallville so better watch out. Your mouth is going to hit the floor. I definitely can't wait for the party tonight. I have got to make sure Clark is the one I kiss at midnight. This is going to be one party Clark or me are never going to forget.

A/N: So, how do you like it so far guys? Am I doing okay? If you have any suggestions please tell me. Or any things that you want me to add. Feedback is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading.