Lex's Bad Ass Party

Disclaimer: Sorry, I haven't posted one before guys. I don't own anything pertaining to Smallville.

When Clark walked in the door his mom called out," Someone left a package for you on the doorstep. I laid it in your room for you."

"Thanks, Mom." Clark called while walking up to his room.

When Clark arrived in his room he saw that the package was long and rectangular. "Hmm, I wonder what this is?"

He opened up the package and gasped. He started laughing and then said," Hell yeah. I don't have to buy a costume." Clark noticed that there was a little note attached to his costume. It read:

This note tells you what the costume is supposed to be just in case you don't know already. You are supposed to be a bad ass in good clothing. Wear all garments and accessories. By the way, I sent everyone a costume so don't' worry you are not the only one I decided to send one too.

Hope you have fun at the party,

Lex

Clark thought," Well I might as well get ready for the party."

The party was in full swing when Clark walked in the door.

All of a sudden he saw a blonde bombshell walk towards him.

"Chloe!" he exclaimed.

"Hey, Clark," she replied.

Chloe's hair was wavy, but it was pulled up into a high up-do with a couple of waves falling down. She had on thin, black, wire-framed glasses. She had on a white button-up shirt that was rolled up to her elbows and a tight, black knee-length skirt with high black heels.

"What are you supposed to be Chlo?" Clark asked.

"A classy reporter. At least that is what my note says." Chloe replied. "How about you?"

Clark was wearing tight stone-washed blue jeans with a black button-up shirt rolled to his elbows with a red t-shirt underneath it. He was also wearing a thin black belt with a red jewel in the buckle.

" I will just let you guess Chloe. A guy has got to have some secrets." Clark said.

"Ha ha very funny. Have you seen Lex and Lana yet. Lex is dressed as a suave businessman in a tux. Well what do you know he dressed as himself. Lana is dressed as a princess. Big surprise! She is wearing a pink spaghetti-strapped dress. Another big surprise. She also has her hair up. I haven't seen Lois yet. Have you?" Chloe asked.

"N-" Clark began but was cut off by a stunning vision coming towards them. "Damn, I never thought Lois could be that hot!"

Lois was dressed to kill in a spaghetti-strapped red dress that came down into a V in the front and ended at mid-thigh. She had Screw Me red high heels on and her hair was curly and hanging free. As for the screw me heels he would be happy to oblige.

Lois was having mostly the same thoughts about Clark. "Wow Smallville sure cleans up nicely. You can see his powerful thighs through his blue jeans and his nice muscles through his tight shirts. Damn! I need some water."

"So Lois, what are you supposed to be? Hell on heels." Clark asked.

"Ha Ha, funny Smallville. What are you supposed to be? A model. Oops I forgot you actually have to be hot for that. My bad." Lois shot back.

"Stop bickering you two and just have a good time." Chloe said.

"Well, It is going to be hard to do that since Smallville is here, but I will try."

Lois and Clark glared at each other while thinking about how hot each other was at the same time.

"So what are you supposed to be really Lois. A seductress?" Chloe asked.

"No apparently I am supposed to be Lust. As if it was a real person."

Clark thought, " Well I can see why they chose that costume for her. She could inspire lust in anybody."

While Clark, Chloe, and Lois talked some evil debauchery was occurring elsewhere in the castle.

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One of Lex's servants Max was giggling crazily. "I will teach old Luthor that he can't fire me. I am too important."

As he said that a fire burned in the fire place and Max through some green dust into it and laughed. " We will see how Luthor feels after his party when at midnight everyone starts acting like the person or thing they are dressed like until dawn and no one can leave the house. Heh Heh Heh!

At precisely that instant the clock struck twelve and chimed twelve times.

Then chaos reigned.

A/N. Sorry for the cliffhanger guys. Just to give you a preview picture lustful Lois and Red K Clark. I really appreciate all the reviews. Also to let you know, when I post the next chapter it will start with Lois and Clark about five minutes before the clock chimes. Thanks for reading and please review. Love ya,

Ashton