Let the Fun Begin

Lois, Clark, and Chloe were all standing around laughing when Lex announced, "Midnight will be here in a couple of minutes guys. Hope you are ready to kiss your partner!"

"Uh, I think I am going to see what Pete is doing you guys. See you later." Chloe said while backtracking away from the Lois and Clark.

" I can't believe that she just dissed us like that Clark." Lois said.

"You do know what you are supposed to do on the twelfth stroke of midnight don't you Clark?"

"Uhm, kiss you?"

"Yea that is what usually happens is you kiss somebody but if you put your lips anywhere near mine then let's just say that you will hope and pray that you will still be able to have kids after I am done with you." Lois said

All of a sudden the clock began to strike midnight. A big whoop came up from the crowd. Then a purplish light began to shine down on everybody.

"What the hell is going on?" was Lois's last thought before she fell down in a dead faint.

"Ugh!" Lois groaned when she picked herself up off of the floor a couple of minutes later. "What the hell happened?"

" Well looks to me like heaven just decided to send me an angel." a sexy voice behind Lois uttered.

Lois turned around and stared. Clark was standing right behind her but then again it wasn't Clark. There was something different about him that she couldn't put her hands on.

Then, all of a sudden, it seemed like some spirit had inhibited Lois.

"Well I will be your angel if you will be my bitch!"

Clark raised his eyebrows in response. This wasn't the Lois that he knows. The Lois that he knew would probably say," Yeah but I am not an angel from heaven I am Hell's Angel and I am here to give you hell."

Clark decided to take advantage of the New Lois. So he asked, "Do you want to go for a ride"

Lois said, "Only if it is one top of you."

"Cute," Clark said. "Anytime."

"Well then what are we waiting for let's go." Said Lois.

They went to the door where they saw a big, hulky bodyguard. He said, "I'm sorry, but the boss said no one gets out of here until one."

"Well we are leaving so unless you want to see your life flash before your eyes then you better move," Clark said.

The bodyguard just laughed and grinned. He wasn't laughing for long, especially when Clark threw him across the room. Lois laughed.

Clark then escorted Lois out of the mansion and they headed off to have some fun.

About thirty minutes later Lois and Clark stumbled into the Kent's barn. They had been out partying and drinking.

All of a sudden Lois said, "Want to have some real fun Smallville."

"Hell yeah!" Clark said.

"Okay then let's play strip poker," said Lois.

Clark readily agreed.

About five minutes later all that remained on Clark was his boxers. "Damn, Lois," Clark said, " How did you get so good at this game."

"Lots and lots of practice Smallville. I have a feeling I am about to get lucky. A full house Farm Boy. Take it all off!"

Clark began to grin and he slid his thumbs underneath the elastic of his boxers, which surprise surprise were plaid. He began to slowly pull them off. Lois began getting fidgety. "Hurry up Smallville, I am going to be old and gray by the time you take them off. Let's see the goodies."

All of a sudden the same purplish light that we saw before came down and enveloped the two in its mist. As soon as Clark's boxers hit the floor so did the bodies of the two teens.

Clark woke up with a killer headache. "Where am I?" he asked himself. When he tried to sit up he felt a sharp pain in his side. "Well I guess I know I am not in my bed." He began to look around. He realized that he was in his barn. He also realized that he was feeling a slight breeze coming hitting something that it shouldn't and he looked down and his eyes bulged out.

"Oh my god! How in the hell did I get naked?"

"That is what I want to know Smallville."

Clark jerked his head around and stared. There sat Lois in a fiery red dress. She was smirking at him. "Guess what they say about guys having a hard on in the morning is true."

Clark groaned and pulled his boxers on. "I will never get drunk again."

"How do you know you were drunk?" Lois asked.

"Because I would have to have been to sleep anywhere near you."

"Ha Ha very funny. You must not have been too drunk. You weren't drunk enough to keep from showing me Clark Junior. You also woke up happy this morning if you know what I mean so you must have liked sleeping near me."

"Don't even talk to me Lois." Clark said as he exited the barn.

A/N: Help guys I don't know where to go from here. Any suggestions?