Hi! No, I'm not dead. I just want to thank everyone for reviewing! You make me so happy (watery eyes)! I seriously do not know what to write after Sesshoumaru being a pervert and all that. After all, it is somewhat hard imagining that.

Lost and Found

Chapter 6

(After the mall scene)

"Hey, Ice King. How was your date?" Inuyasha asked as the "happy couple" walked in the front doors.

"…Go to hell."

"Sesshoumaru!" Rin cried, hitting him with two fingers.

"What's all this noise?" Kagome asked, walking into the room with a mixing bowl and a fluffy rabbit.

"Are you going to make rabbit soup?" Rin asked.

"Rin, it's a stuff animal."

"Yum, it's rich in cotton!"

(Comical fall)

"What?" Rin asked, confused.

"…Never mind."

"Anyways, what are you doing with a stuffed rabbit and a mixing bowl?"

"I was going to mix some batter in the bowl. As for the rabbit…"

"-She carries it everywhere because she absolutely adores it ever since she was two years old," Inuyasha completed.

"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Kagome cried, hitting Inuyasha with the bowl.

"Hey, Rin?" Sango interrupted. "There's a phone call for you."

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FIGHTING!"

"I SAID THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU!

'WHAT?"

"THE PHONE!"

"TEE HONE?"

"THE PHONE, YOU IDIOT!"

"KING KONG?"

"KING PHONE!"

"WHO'S KING PHONE?"

"THE KING OF ALL PHONES, DUH!"

"THE KINDLE OF TWO HOMES, LOVE?"

"THE STUPID PHONE!"

(Okay, I know you people are saying, 'enough is enough.' So let's pretend Rin magically hears what Sango said.)

Rin walked right up to the phone and said, "Whoever is calling, make it quick."

"Ah, Princess Rin," the voice said.

"Oh, it's you. Why are you calling?"

"You know what the Book says, Lady Rin. And we must obey the book."

"I know, but I haven't been doing anything." (Rin's pouting)

There was a chuckle from the other person.

"Princess, I was not born yesterday. We could just imagine you rolling around with him on a bed somewhere."

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Thou shall not be ignorant. That's how the world works, my lady."

"Fine. AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!" With that touching departing sentence, Rin hung up the phone.

"Hmmm, very interesting."

"GAH!" Cried Rin, spinning around to find Sesshoumaru. "Don't do that!"

"…No."

"Huh?"

"…Who was that?"

"…Nobody…"

"You and I rolling around on a bed somewhere? ...How about in this house?" Sesshoumaru grinned.

"…KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"I do not mean that."

"Sooo, it was a joke?"

"This Sesshoumaru does not make jokes."

"But you just did."

"And you never heard it."

"But I did."

"No you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"No."

"Yes."

"No you didn't."

"Fine, I didn't, you pervert."

"Just remember, I'm the handsome pervert."

"NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU ARE BUTT-UGLY!"

"Hmmm, first you called me handsome at the mall, and now you are calling me ugly?"

"Correction, butt-ugly."

"As ugly as I may be, I'm your handsome, butt-ugly demon."

"That makes no sense at all!"

"And you make no sense either. Aren't we purr-fect for each other?" Sesshoumaru gave a smirk.

"…GO TO HELL!" Rin shouted, departing from the room.

At Dinner

"So, what's for dinner?" Rin asked.

"Chicken, chicken, and more beef," Kagome answered.

"…Excuse me?"

"She means a heaping helping of beaten-up perverts," Sango said, glaring at an all-too-innocent Miroku.

"…Okaaaaay. I don't want to know," Rin stated, helping herself to some orange chicken.

"Oh yes you do," Sesshoumaru whispered.

"Cannot hear you, you butt-ugly, handsome demon of mine."

"What are you guys whisperin' about, now?" Inutaisho grinned, walking joyfully into the room.

"Nothing."

"Didn't hear like nothin'."

"Really, it was nothing. I was just telling Sesshoumaru that…er…er…er…xyz."

"Xyz?" Everybody chorused.

"Yeah. Examine your zipper."

Everybody snorted into his or her food as Sesshoumaru winked at Rin.

"Well, Rin. I was just about to tell you how a young girl like you needs to be informed of how the world works.'

Rin paled visibly at this, but came with a good comeback.

"I'm not so young."

….The crickets are chirping….

….Let's stare at the floor, shall we….

….Hey, look! They are made out of wood….

….Inuyasha is choking on his water….

….Maybe that wasn't such a good comeback…

"Oh really? Then I suppose you are informed of how the world works already then."

"That's right!" Rin agreed all too heartedly.

"…Then let's have a bet."

"A bet?"

"Did I stutter?" Sesshoumaru taunted.

"N-No."

"Yes, a bet. We'll bet to see how many Popsicles West FullMoon can eat before she gets sick of them."

"Fine! I say around 5!"

"I say around 20."

Five minutes later

"6…7…8…9…10…11…12…13…14…ALL RIGHT!" Rin yelled. "DAMN YOU, MISS WEST!"

Me: What did I do? Waaaaaaaaah!

"I am correct, again." Sesshoumaru said cockily.

"All right, so what happens to me?"

"You become my personal slave for a year." Sesshoumaru gave her a feral grin.

"Y-YOU PERVERT! I OUGHT TO REPORT YOU TO THE SEX OFFENDERS!"

"No, that would be Miroku."

"Hey, I'm not that terrible!" Miroku defended, but nobody heard him.

"So, uh…what do I do as your personal slave?" Rin asked nervously.

"Oh, you don't want to know, my sweet little flower," Sesshoumaru purred.

"Do these reports first." Sesshoumaru pointed at a mountain of papers.

"Aw, crap! I HATE YOU MISS WEST!"

Me: There you go again, blaming me for something I didn't do…Wait, that didn't come out right…Look away and give me some time….

Maybe it's just me

But every time I look at you

Somehow I think

That everything's going to be all right

Maybe it's just me

But every time I look at you

I feel as if

Time had stopped

Maybe it's just me

But every time I look at you

I feel as if

The world has chosen me

Can it be true

That we were meant for each other

Can it be true

That I am in love with you

Can it be true

That you are in love with me

Can it be true

That we love each other

Why can't my world accept the fact

That I don't want to be a princess

Why can't your rules accept the fact

That maybe, just maybe

I'm really in love with you

I know this is short. Sorry, but my sister is currently angry with me. Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have kept that secret…but hey, the psychic did say that I don't get along with her. Can you blame me?

Anyways, here's a mystery for you mystery lovers: Who is that anonymous caller and why did they call Rin a princess? As for that song up there, it's just something I made up to go along with the story…Maybe you could solve some clues with it. Until later, this is West FullMoon signing off.

And I'm sorry about Sess acting OOC. That's what makes it more interesting, I think…But it does sound kind of stupid, don't you think?

May you have good waves… :)