Author's Note: Thanx for all the reviews! I'm glad you all liked it.
Dan and Leo are standing in the hallway at school when Phoebe walks up to them.
"Leo, you need a girlfriend."
"Thanks, Phoebe, but I don't date my friends."
"No, not me, dumbass. I was thinking that since you've dated every popular girl in this school, you need to date a couple complete losers and make them popular. It's kinda like doing community service."
Leo looks at her as if she had lost her mind.
"Community service?"
"Think about it, you date a few girls, make them popular, dump them, but since they're popular, they could always snag someone else, like you Dan. You would be doing every guy on the football team a favor."
Leo starts laughing.
"You've been watching those old 90's teen chick-flicks again, haven't you."
"No… maybe… oh, just shut up! So, are you gonna do it?"
Leo shakes his head.
"Nah, I don't think so. My life is too busy."
Dan turns to Leo confused.
"What do you mean? There's school and football. It's not like you have a job or something."
"It's not exactly a job, more like a hobby."
"A hobby? Why do I not know of this hobby?"
Phoebe quickly changes the subject.
"Dan, since you have a whole shit load of extra time, why don't you do it."
Dan just stands there in silence, thinking it through, before he finally answers.
"Sure, why not? And I'll get to bang every girl in the process."
Leo laughs.
"Only you, Dan."
Phoebe turns her attention to the girls walking by them in the hallway.
"Ok, so who's the first victim?"
Suddenly, they hear a big 'thud' down the hall. When they turn to see what happened, they see Piper down at the bottom of the stairs with her books scattered across the floor. Phoebe gains a bright smile across her face, and turns to Dan.
"Piper! She's a total bitch sometimes and really needs to get "banged" as you called it."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Dan, I will kick your ass if I have to, and you know I can and will."
"Fine!"
Dan walks over to Piper and helps her pick her books up.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine."
"What, no thank you?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you for tearing away from your superior clique to come help little ole' geeky me pick up my books."
Dan looks down the hall and finds Phoebe and Leo laughing at him.
"Look, Piper, I was just trying to be a nice guy and help you. But if your gonna be a bitch about it…"
"What do you want?"
"What do you mean?"
"None of you popular guys ever talk to girls like me unless you want something."
"I don't want anything. I've just seen how smart you are and I just…"
"I'm not gonna do your homework or let you copy my notes, if that's what you're after."
"No. You just seem like a decent person. All the other girls I know are shallow. I'm tired of going out with airheads. I want to get to know a girl who has some personality."
"You don't mean me, do you? I'm a total bitch and everyone knows it."
She picks up the last of her books and starts walking away. Dan follows her.
"Piper, please, just one date. That's all I ask."
She stops and turns around to face him.
"One date. But if you do one thing to piss me off…"
"I promise, I won't. So tonight at eight?"
"Yeah… sure… whatever."
Piper turns around and walks off to her next class. Dan walks up to Phoebe and Leo with a wide grin on his face.
"That was easy."
Leo shakes his head.
"Just wait. I've known Piper longer than I've known you. She'll figure it out."
The bell rings and everyone runs to their classes.
Piper's sitting at a table reading a book when Prue walks up and sits next to her.
"So is it true? Is my little sister going out with a football player?"
"Shut up."
"It is! Oh my God! You have to wear something form my closet. Oh! I know the perfect outfit!"
"No, Prue, I can pick my own outfit."
"Not if I get Phoebe and Paige on my side."
The bell rings and they both stand up and gather their books. Prue follows Piper as she leaves the library.
"That's the dismissal bell, which means…"
"You're gonna bug me the whole drive home. I have to go to my locker, so I'll meet you guys at the car."
"Ok."
They split off into their separate directions. As Piper stops in front of her locker, Leo walks up behind her."
"Hey Piper."
She turns around, sees that it's Leo, and turns back to her locker.
"Hi Leo. What's up?"
"Oh, nothing magical, if that's what you mean. I heard you have a date with Dan tonight."
"Yeah. He wouldn't leave me alone until I said yes."
"Well, I just came to ask you to give him a chance. He really likes you."
"No he doesn't."
"Yes he does."
"Fine, I'll give him a chance, but if he screws up…"
"You'll blow his ass to smithereens. I know."
"I will too."
She shuts her locker and walks down the hall, towards the front doors. Leo catches up to her and follows her.
"So, where ya goin now?"
"Home. Prue, Phoebe, and Paige are gonna doll me up for tonight."
"Wow, your gonna get all gussied up for Dan?"
"No, if it were my choice I'd go in a t-shirt and jeans, but my sisters have other plans."
They enter the parking lot and see Prue talking to Phoebe and Paige. Then the three sisters see Piper and start jumping up and down in excitement. Piper rolls her eyes.
"Here we go. I'll see you later."
She slumps over to her sisters and climbs in the car with them. Prue starts the car and drives away.
Phoebe, Paige, and Grams are sitting on the couch in front of the stairs when Prue comes down and gets their attention.
"She's ready."
They all turn around to find Piper walking down the stairs in dark blue jeans, a plain white spaghetti-strap tank top, and a baby blue hand-knit shawl. Grams walks over and hugs her.
"Your mother would be so proud."
"It's only a date, Grams. It's not like I'm getting married."
The doorbell rings and Piper pulls away from Grams to answer it. When she opens the door, Dan extends a single red rose to her.
"You look beautiful."
"Thank you Dan. Shall we?"
He takes her hand and she shuts the door behind her.
A/N: I will give you the date next chapter, but I don't have enough time to write it all now. I know you all are gonna be pissed that I put Dan and Piper together, but it has to happen in order for the plot to work…