The Coke vs. Pepsi Commercial of DOOM
By: Clever Audrey
Disclaimer: Anything in here that belongs to someone else does not belong to me.
Warning: This is crack. This is lots of crack. After reading Weasel Meets Shark, someone suggested to me that Itachi and Kisame should do a commercial, with a Coke dragon and a Pepsi dragon that fight each other. Except that I don't like Pepsi or Coke, so...yeah. This is what came out.
Commercial:
(Kisame and Itachi are facing each other across the Chuunin exams arena. Each is standing in front of a huge barrel of soda – Coke™ for Kisame and Pepsi™ for Itachi. Camera crews are in the stands and around the edges of the arena, hoping for the perfect shot. The crowd is screaming and chanting for their favorite drink…or their favorite shinobi. ;)
Kisame: Suiton! Suiryuudan no Jutsu!
Itachi: Suiton! Suiryuudan no Jutsu!
(A great soda-dragon
rears up slowly out of each barrel. Itachi and Kisame concentrate,
and the two dragons strike each other, crashing and battling head to
head, each trying to push the other back.)
Audience: Coke! Coke!
Coke!
Other Audience: Pepsi! Pepsi!
Sasuke: Go Niisan!
(Itachi and Kisame stare at each other, their dragons locked in a fairly even match, neither making much headway.
Finally, just when it looks like Kisame might win, a huge, golden-colored dragon appears out of nowhere, crashing through the other two easily and splashing soda all over the arena.
The two ninja look up in shock and annoyance.
Naruto is standing on the arena wall, holding up a can of A&W Cream Soda™ and a victory sign, grinning widely.)
Naruto: I win!
Audience, camera crews, Kisame and Itachi: (gaping)
Judge: Winner – Uzumaki Naruto and Cream Soda!
AN: Cream Soda rules. This is just proof that I should not try writing when I've only been awake for an hour. O.o