Author's Note: I planned on spending most of the weekend writing, but my parents made other plans without my knowledge (curses under her breath) So I don't have as much done as I had hoped. Anyway, I'm skipping ahead a few months because nothing really happens. Piper and Leo go back to the apartment and no demons or darklighters have attacked since, after finding out that they have their powers back. Piper's now six month's pregnant. Leo took Prue's job at a fast food restaurant until he can find a better job, and Prue has started college, but spends the rest of her time watching over Piper when Leo's not around.

Piper and Prue are watching TV when the phone rings. Prue answers it.

"Hello?"

"Prue, would you and Piper mind coming over here and keeping me company? Your sisters are at school and I have no demons to vanquish or potions to make."

Prue smiles.

"Sure Grams. We'll be right over."

She hangs up and turns to Piper.

"You feel like visiting our favorite witchy grandmother?"

"Sure, why not. It's not like we've got anything else to do."

Prue and Piper walk up to the front door of the Manor. Prue tries to open the door, but finds that it is locked.

"Damn it! And we don't have our keys back yet."

Piper looks back and sees Dan walking down the sidewalk towards them, and she turns back around and starts banging on the door.

"Grams! Let us in!"

Prue turns around and sees Dan now walking up the steps.

"Oh shit!"

She closes her eyes and astral projects into the house and opens the door, then returns to her body. She and Piper rush in, slamming the door behind them. Prue leans her back against the door.

"That was close."

Dan starts banging his fists against the door and she jumps away, and stares at it.

"Piper! I need to talk to you!"

They stay silent as he continues to bang against the door.

"So the rumors are true! You are pregnant! You bitch! You didn't even tell me!"

Piper whispers under her breath, too afraid to speak any loader.

"Leo…"

Leo orbs in and sees the terrified look on her face.

"What's wrong?"

Dan bangs on the door again.

"I know you two bitches can hear me! Let me in!!"

Leo walks over and opens the door.

"Hi Dan, how nice to see you again."

Dan, not realizing Leo was in there during his ranting, stands still in shock, as Leo balls his fist and punches him in the jaw, knocking him on his ass. Dan gets up and tries to return the same move, but Leo ducks, causing him to punch the door.

"God damn it Leo! Stay out of this! It's between me and Piper!"

"No it's not!"

Leo punches him again, but Dan stays on his feet.

"Oh really? God she's pregnant with my kid and didn't tell me!"

This time, he succeeds in punching Leo.

"Newsflash Dan! It's not your kid!!"

He punches Dan again, and Dan leans on the door to try to catch his balance.

"Then who's is it?!"

"MINE!!"

"You son of a bitch!!!"

Dan and Leo start brawling it out on the porch while Grams come running down the stairs.

"Girls? What's going on?"

Piper stays silent as Prue answers.

"Leo's defending Piper…again."

"Oh. Well Piper, don't just stand there, freeze them!"

"I can't. From all the noise they're making, the neighbors are surely watching. If I freeze them now, it'll expose our magic and really piss off the Elders."

Grams nods in understanding and Prue adds on.

"And we must let Leo get all this macho crap out of his system, or he'll be really bitchy and angry for no reason for weeks to come. It's the same for every guy."

Dan punches Leo and pins him to a corner.

"You backstabbing trader! I thought you were my friend! I should have known you were getting in bed with her! You were the only guy that gave her the time of day!"

Leo gives Dan a forceful punch in the jaw once again knocking him down.

"You treated her like shit and you're mad at me? I can't believe she didn't dump your ass sooner!"

A couple cop cars pull up in front of the Manor, and Andy and a few other officers run up and break up the fight. Andy and another officer cuff Dan, but it only takes one officer to cuff Leo. An officer takes Dan away and Andy stares at Leo.

"What the Hell happened?"

"He was harassing Piper and Prue."

"And you decided to beat the shit out of him?"

"What would you have done?"

Andy ignores the question and leads his brother to one of the cars.

"Sorry I have to do this, but witnesses say you started the fight."

Leo nods in understanding and climbs into the back of the car.

A/N: I don't know if it's just me or all Dan haters, but I love the thought of Leo knocking him flat on his cowardly ass! Tis just so fun to think about, isn't it? Anyway, I thought about what would happen if that was in real life, and I realized that Leo would be arrested for making the firdt punch, even if Dan was acting like a jackass. Don't worry, I won't let anything really bad happen to him…