Last time, Hermione changed Draco into a ferret and didn't change him back because she likes him so much better in ferret form.
Hermione looked up from her homework as Draco moved around on the bed. "Welcome back my pet. How was your nap? You hungry? Need some ferret food?" Hermione laughed and turned back to her homework as Draco growled.
"Change me back mud-blood. The dark lord will not stand for this!" Hermione giggled at him and said "Oh really?"
"Yes really!"
"Why don't we find out about that?" Hermione walked over and grabbed Draco by the scruff of his neck and held him as far away from her as possible as she walked to the study where her grampy most likely was. Once she entered the room she saw that Malfoy SR. was still a worm and changed him back with a flick of her hand before walking over to her grandpa's desk where he watched her with amusement. Hermione dropped Draco none too gently on the desk and snapped at Voldy, "Gramps, Draco here says that you wont stand for me changing him into a ferret. Is that true? Are you going to punish me for it?" she smirked at Voldermort as he smirked at her.
"of course not my dear. Change whomever you want into whatever you want, except of course Ginny unless she's fine with it. Now you need to go shopping for school tomorrow, but I don't you should be seen with Draco just in case and both you AND Ginny with Draco, I cant so that, too dangerous for you two, but you cant go alone, so how about you leave him in ferret form and he can ride on your shoulder while you two shop, but please change the spell that if you say a codeword he can change back to help you if you are in trouble." Hermione nodded at him and grabbed Draco to bring back into her room so she can work on a new spell.
"Well Draco, I'm going to bed for tonight, I just finished the spell but I'm to tired to change you tonight, sleep in my bed or scurry to your room, I don't care. Night." In a moment of weakness that only happens when she is extremely tired and she will deny this happened if she thinks its wise, she leaned down and kissed his head lightly and petted him until she was fast asleep. Draco cuddled close and slept as well.
The next day, Draco held tightly to Hermione's shoulder as she and Ginny ran through the book store, "don't forget to pick up a copy of everything for me."
"YES Draco! I know!" Hermione said in a harsh whisper so that he knows she's mad about him telling her that every 5 minutes but so that no one thought she was talking to her pet.
Ginny giggled and ran ahead to grab 3 copies of the book, Hermione turned around and looked at all the people and gasped as she saw Harry and Ron. Ron saw her look at them and thought she looked like Hermione. He tapped Harry on his shoulder and brought him over to Hermione.
"Hermione! Wanna know what we did this summer? Well Harry here got himself five girls bras…FIVE! I only got 3, but we both got a lot more girls in one different way..." Ron elbowed Harry in the side as both howled with laugher, they didn't see as Hermione got madder and madder.
"Wow I am soo happy for you two, I of course got about 20 OTHER girls bras and into all their pants but you two don't listen to what I say so you wouldn't know that I've been telling you ever since we met that I'm bisexual or the fact that I got most of my girls because sex with you two was so bad you turned them into lez-bos, and cause of me they stayed that way," Hermione flicked her tongue out a few times, "so you two keep doing what your doing and hopefully I can go to bed with someone new each night instead of every other night like last year. I also want to thank you for the many laughs I get when you do something stupid, as always, in snaps class, that's always a good laugh. You guys come over here and don't even ask how I am; can you two be worst friends?"
Ron and Harry both looked lost for a moment then Harry opened his mouth and said, "…so we played a bit o chess this summer and once I actually beat Ron! Course Ginny was helping me and Ron had a girl in his lap…but still! I beat Ron! And hey can you talk to Ginny? She hasn't been out of her room in days, I think she's still mad because I fucked a girl in her bed and it wasn't Ginny I was fucking." He and Ron laughed and Hermione slapped Harry.
"Potter, Potter, Potter. Can you become anymore of an idiot? Ginny hasn't been home for two days! And by the way…don't talk to me ever again if you value your left ball."
"Left ball? What's that Hermione?" Ron asked. Hermione licked her lips at him and slid up close to him and pushed herself against his chest and ran her had down his chest and down to his ball sack and squeezed the left one as hard as possible.
"This Ron is your left ball, got it?" he nodded fast and whimpered. Ginny ran up.
"HERMIONE! You two are family! He's your cuz! Get off him! Eww. Red headed mutant babies...Eww" even Draco had to shudder at that one. Ron and Harry on the other hand looked confused and Ron looked from Hermione to Ginny and muttered, "Family?"
A/N WOO HOO! Over two pages! How's you like that bitch! Lol! Review! I'll try to update soon. BTW with this A/N this chapter is 1006 words long! Yayyy! Lol.