Ch4.splish splash...
Guys yall sooo rock!I"m losing my voice so i'm sick if ya didnt get it.So i'm gonna write cuz i cant talk it sucks welps I've got some kick ass ideas .oh yeah luvinukagome you scare me 00 BUT I SCARE MYSELF SOME TIMES heres i cookie :throws her a cookie: it's prob burnt i suck at cooking ;
Hell's Bells rang and hell's gates opend.And hell's teacher opend her book and yelled."PAY attenion you asinine!"(( I learned that word from my La teacher... ))
Why school sucked so much was unknown.Maybe it was the annoying bell that went oof every 45mins.Or maybe the depressing feeling you get when you see an Emo kid.Then theres the fact that YOUR IN SCHOOL DOING WORK!It's just like buter is to jelly and syrup is to pancake.School is to suckage as skate boarding is to sweetness!
Kagome held her back tightly.Over loaded with home work she trudge onward towards her house.Grummbling she kicked a rock,"So much freaken home work..."She sighed,"Why do I always ha-" She was cut off by some one yelling.
"WATCH OUT KAG!" Azza spead past her on a skate board.Kagome jumped out of the way but still Azza ate it.Her face became one with the ground allong with her body."OUCH mutha..." she stopped her self by grabbing the rock that stopped her weel and chunked it."ahh i feel better...OH CRAP IS THAT A CAR ALARM!"
Kagome looked while Azza went into a neverous twitching."Azza it doesnt look that bad...Come on" Kagome smiled and grabbed her arm. Soon as they got to the car Azza's eye started twitching more.The window was shatterd just the glass was still some how intack...
Azza's eye started to twitch:"car...window..rock..death pebble...flippen idiot...no money...crap...car...glass shatterd ..."
"um Azza it's not that ba-"
With one little blow of the wind all the glass flew out."AHHH DUCK COVER!" Azza yelled and jumped to the ground as glass flew ever where.( ya kno i ccan just imagine this in my mind.A nice car sittin there with a big shatterd window two teens starin at it sayin it's ok thenn all sudden the glass doesnt fall in the car it flies every where! Then one girl ducking from all the glass gosh thats funny!)
"Whose car is it?"Kagome asked.She poked her head and saw an a book on the front seat."How to make your gym class screws ups , idiots , fat lards run faster for dumb asses."
"What are you looking at Kagome?"
"YOu hit coaches car!"Her eyes went wide and started to run away."YOUR GONNA GET KILLED I"LL PRAY FOR YOU!"
"C-coaches have cars..." Azza sat there her hat coverd in glass."I HIT COACHES CAR OH CRAP:" She quickly ran off back to the school.
Inu-Yasha and Koga both sat on the bench in the locker room."You Koga I'm surprised that Coach let us on the swim team.."
"Whys that?"
"Our long hair! 'Free hair boys after school I've gotta i nice little friend named buzz.'Feh" Inu-yasha sat there making fun of their coach.
Koga laughed"DOnt forget." Hey girls OPPS I mean guys!" Or "Hey it's friday guys going on dates...I suggest the Sports Clips really nice palce"..."Koga and Inu-Yasha laughed even harder,"You know what would really be funny!'
"IF HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND US AHHAHAHAHA" Inu-Yasha finished."But Azza would never write a story like that she nice!"
"BOYS GET IN THAT POOL RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CHOP ALL THAT HAIR OFF ALONG WITH YOUR HEAD!" Inu-yasha was wrong Azza most defently would write a story like this heck who would wanna write one were two guys get in trouble while making fun .
Azza ran back into the school opening her locker and stuffing the evidence in.(skate board) She got out her camera though the swim team's little battle or what ever didnt start for another hour didnt mean she couldnt hang.((she is in the news paper/year book thing if your slow...))
WAlking around the school halls she notticed a sign on mrs.kardon's door.THE LIST.The list of the name of who made the parts,"Mrs.K must've just put it up."she thought.
"Naraku is oh that gangster dude got his part well no der.Inu-Yasha oh yeah duh got inu-yasha. I forget i write this story."She scrolled down and found her name "Hm...oh crap I"m an minion thing so is Zee.Oh we are brother and sister?Or what it says we have the same last name.Hm i don't know.." She shrugged.
30 mins past..
Now walking the halls as well was Zee.His feet clomping down the hall echoed from his flipflops.The music from his headphones could most liky be heard on the other side of the building but hey he is a stupid teen waht can you do. "So real thease voices in my head!" He softy sang to himself.
On the others side of the hall was azza also now bringing more damage to her brutly beaten ear drums with music."badadada feeling fine lets rip out yours instead of mine aallll you need is serval ways to watch me bleeed.Welll thanks for stopping this beating in my chest!" Azza really got into her music is really all I can say.
This crazy event seems top funny to document.
There was a click and a new song was on.Azza was now moshing in place while her headphones planed their scuide.As she stood in the deserted halls screaming her head off two people stared at her.Staring in deep concer for her mental health.
"Ehem! AZZZZA!" Kagome yelled really loud right into Azza's ear only to get a yell back of " THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!"
Stepping back from the blue-haired insane person.Kagome went into a thinking pose.But it's kinda hard to think while you now have two people screaming a chorus of World's collide.:cough cough: ZEE AND AZZA.
((Zee: What thats a godd song? Me: I know it's one of my favs. Azza; yups i love it! Me : wait you are me and hey yall get bak in the story!))
"Hmm the music seem to be the sorce of their suddenly crazy instincts...all we can do know is kill them..." Kagome made a sad look then pulled out a flame thrower and pointed it at them.
"EH What the hell are you doing! You are a crazy bitch!" A girl with blonde hair yelled at Kagome," Holy crap dude put down the flame thrower! AND do this!" The girl growled.
She walked up to Azza and Zee ripping off the headphones and hitting both on the back of the head." Looky here normally I'd would've join you two in that song but she is trying to kill you," the blonde girl pointed to Kagome.
" I never would've though of taken off the headphones waoh your smart Sarah!"
ENTER SARAH MY INSANE FRIEND!
Sarah went chibi ,"Thanks Kagome I know I'm smart!"
This Sarah kid is just like any other person in this little story of randomness:Crazy.She like I"ve stated allready had blonde hair that at the time was straight and hanging down.She was wearing glasses but un-like azza her's were not square. But they werent some nerd coke bottle glasses either.Sarah had this big smile on as she put out a hand to shake. She was wearing a white Trigun shirt (( Sorry sarah cant wear Inu-yasha shirts in a inu-yasha fic!)) and blue baggy jeans.
"Erm hi kid," Azza yelled her ears were ringing so she thought she was talking noraml.
"YO!" Zee also yelled.
Sarh made a pouty face," YO numbskulls I"m not a kid!"
"WHAT?" Zee yelled.
"OH UM YOU LOOK YOUNGER THAN ME SO YOU MUST BE A KID," Azza laughed.
Sarah growled," "CUSE ME WHAT ARE YOU 30? OR ARE YOU 16?"
" I FEEL 30!"
"WELL THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM BUT I"M NOT A KID!"
" OK FINE! Hey 15-year old person that's shorter and younger than me! Better?"
" Much. Hello 16-yeard old person with blue and silver hair who is taller and older than me,and is late for the swim thingy." Sarah smirked.
0o,"Damnit..." That's all Azza had to say as she darted off to swiming pool.
"hehehehe"
At the pool.
Inu-Yasha, Koga , and Vash all were standing at the end of the pool ready to dive in-
Inu-Yasha:makes time out sign: HOLD ITTTTTTTT
ME: WHAT! WHY ARE YOU STOPPING MY STORY GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER ThERE!.
Inu-Yasha:sighs: Look Spaz , Azza , Audio waht ever name you are going by! VASH THE STAMPEDE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
ME :;gasps and goes for a low hugs holding onto Vash's hips: YESH HE IS IT'S MY STORY AND IF I WANT VASH IN HERE HE DAMN WELL WILL BE
Vash; Hey guys um look you don't have to fight over me-
ME: vash you will stay : still huggin him but points to a room with loads of dough-nuts:
Vash :all dreamy eyed: I've found a love! AND SHE BOUGHT ME DOUGHNUTS!
Inu-Yasha:grrrrrrr
Me and vash eating doughnuts: ON WITH THE STORY!
Only Vash and Inu-Yasha dived in along with four other guys.Splishing and spaling and snaping and flashing. Dirty little minds Azza was taking pictures of the meet tehe.Water spalshed up in all derections as Vash speed down the pool.
"Man Vash is doing great," Azza muttered as she snapped another pic.
" Thanks," Vash splashed by with a smile.
He was lots faster than everyone else he was back at the end of the pool and Inu-Yasha was now in.
Azza snapped another picture as he pushed himself through the water.
"Holy hell he is hott!" there was Sarah knealing right by Azza.
"AHHH" Azza screamed again the easy kid to scare nearly dropped her camera into the pool.
Both sarah and Inu-Yasha were laughing.
((the swiming thing is over i'm lazy and this chapter is running to long!))
Everyone was gone.The halls were empty as for the lockers and bathrooms. Only people left in the building were azza and zee.Both which sat on the bletcher in the swimming pool area.They had to stay and wait for a janiteer to unlock the doors.A certain blonde girl thought it would be funny to lock them in on "accident". So yeah Vash , koga , and Inu-Yasha thought it would be funny too.
Zee smirked and got up her took off his belt and shirt then his shoes. He jumped off the side of the betchers then jumped into the pool with a loud splash.
"Yo azza come join me!"
AN: MUWAHAHHAHA I love cliff hangers!Will Azza be a good little teenager and stay sitten there or will she jump in! For those who know me would know wut I would do!i Mean hey if i have some hot guy telling me to jump in a pool with hells yeah I'd jump in. But even though azza is me she is the a more mature me so who knows? Oh man I dont own Sarah...Jessica owns sarah jk sarah. Sarah owns Sarah I hope Sarah owns Sarah AHHHH I"M GETTEN CONFUSED!I own azza and azza owns zee that means zee is mine! and I now own vash : is still hugging him: TEHEHEHE Vashy won the swimin comp Yay vashy! OK bye!