…:GeTTing Rid of her UHLJJANG Side:::::…

Chapter Three / Part Two

IdontownCCS

Sorry too tired to write much!

I worked at the TECH MUSEUM for 6 hours today. I feel pretty much DEAD

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"Take your filthy hands off of her." Pretty lip boy XiaoLang said calmly.

I looked up frightened at Mr. Pighead behind me.

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Your ugliness radiates off of you…. Get away from me.

"Oh? And why should I Li XiaoLang? Is this your new girl for the week? What happened to Lee Chuanghe hm? You wouldn't mind if I took one of your thousands of girls you keep in your house hm?"

………Great.

I'm surrounded by ugly bastards, pretty lipped playboys, cute little kids, and hip swaying prostitutes.

PLUS 4 HIT SMASH COMBO!

KINOMOTO SAKURA LOSE.

"….Give her back." Xiaolang snarled.

What am I? A thing they can volley back and forth?

SHIET. IM A FREAKIN DIAMOND!

"LIKE HELL XIAO LA—"

I screamed as I saw pretty lipped boy rush at pig head behind me.

I dove away as Pretty lipped kid punched pig head squarely in the jaw.

YEAH BABY!

I don't care who you are!

Beat that thing!

"JIE JIE! HERE!"

I looked up from my position under a table.

I saw legs scrambling everywhere and screams of girls.

Freaking Retards

"YUNCHOOOOO." I nearly cried as I ran to my now official Didi(younger brother.)

"C'mon...I'll bring you to my apartment..."

As we passed the brawl between Xiaolang and Pig head...YunCho called out to Xiaolang.

"Xiaolang Gege...I called Zhouyu (yes from my other story. I like this name haha), he said he'll be here soon. I'll take this JieJie to my apartment!"

Xiaolang cursed colorfully and spat out as he dodged a punch.

"...that probably means that bastard will be here half an hour later when the fight is all over..."

Yuncho shrugged.

"Probably."

...How kind of you Yuncho to leave a fellow comrade alone to fight...4 guys...

"Let'sgo JIE JIE!" Yuncho said cheerfully as he dragged me out of the club

"B-But...your friend..."

"Xiaolang? Oh no need to worry...he can handle them." He said as he took my hand.

Poor guy...

Yuncho and your friends must always be ditching you.

"JIE JIE LOOK ICE CREAM! 333"

o.O

As Yuncho held ice cream out that he had just bought...I reluctantly accepted it.

Yuncho...while your loving friend is fighting...we are eating ice cream...This is...This must be a SIN.

I was born in a very religious family.

I believe if my parents never met each other, my father now would be a priest and my mother a nun.

but...the ice cream is gooood.

"Yuncho ……………………I should have known."

Yuncho and I looked up to see...

WHOA pretty JAWLINE!

I reached up and pinched it.

MARRY ME?

I began patting his cheeks.

oooooHHHHHHH

"...Yuncho what the fuck is she doing?"

"...MARRY ME! "

"OHHH, she's this Jiejie I met. Fatty tried to take her so Xiaolang is there fighting them at Lonely Hearts Club."

"...And here you are eating ice cream with a cute girl." The guy named Zhouyu said sighing.

"You were always a sucker for food and girls."

Yuncho stuck his tongue out.

"What if I..."

Yuncho and I hung onto his sentence.

"What if you..."

"...DId this?"

Zhouyu grabbed his ice cream and crunched down on it.

THe next thing I know, I lost my ear drums.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKK!"

YunCho screamed and tried to grab the ice cream back.

Zhouyu was laughing and continued eating it.

"ZHOUYU I HATE YOU!" YunCho burst out into tears.

Again I think I came to the wrong place...

"...What the FUCK...are you two arguing about again?"

I turned around and saw Lip boy...with a pretty busted lip...a bruise on the cheek...but besides that nothing too serious...

Zhouyu continued licking the ice cream while YunCHo continues wailing.

"Yah Xiaolang looks like you didn't need my help." Zhouyu said.

"...Like you were coming to help anyway." Xiaolang scoffed.

"...I was getting there?" Zhouyu said finishing the last of the ice cream.

"ZHOUYU BA.STARD PRI.CK MAN WHO.RE AS.S HOLE-" YunCho continued ranting.

"Hmmm...so you are the girl I went through so much trouble for?"

Tearing my eyes from the completely ridiculous scene I was watching, I glared at Xiaolang.

Don't think you can get away with anything just because you have pretty LIPS!

"Hmmm...? Aren't you the girl on the train station?"

"YES." I said imperiously.

"I always require something for my services..."

"Uh..."

"Remember I said you need a Kiss from a prince to have such beautiful lips as mine?"

"SOO?" I asked getting pissed.

Now is TOTALLY not the time to compare lips!

Everything that happened next came as a blur.

Xiaolang swooped down next to me, grabbed my chin and kissed me straight on the lips.

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I stood there shocked as I stared mouth wide at Xiaolang.

I wasn't the only one.

Zhouyu and YunCho gaped at the both of us.

PLOP.

My ice cream fell off onto the ground.

Not even YunCho made a peep.

"Y-Y-You..."

"Yes, It's all about me. -- "

Ba.STARD THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS!

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Yahhhhh… is it ok?

Miss kit