…:GeTTing Rid of her UHLJJANG Side:::::…

Chapter Five

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"...What are we going to do with her? She's just a tub of lard...we can't keep her here."

...excuse me? Tub of lard?

" Xiaolang that's not nice...I don't think she has anywhere to go."

YunCho ... my dearest friend...

" So what if she eats up all of the food?" -Xiaolang

" OK! JIALI JIEJIE MUST GO!"

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I don't think they realize I am awake...

"...You guys shut up. She's going to have to stay here until she wakes up hm?" -Zhouyu.

Oh yea...

I was coughing from all that smoke intake...

and fainted...

Zhouyu you are the most sensible one.

Right now I smell smoke.

Dam.n you Zhouyu.

"...Right. So I agree with what you say. She is like...allergic to cigarettes or something. So why are you smoking? Want her to stay here longer so she can eat up our food and you can laugh?"

of course the loving Xiaolang said this.

"NO! JiaLi JIEJIE MUST GO!" - who else but YunCho

"...YOU KNOW I'm AWAKE RIGHT!"

I sat up angrily opening my eyes.

"...oh. Fatty JiaLi woke up." Xiaolang said.

"WHY AM I FAT!"

"Because dear princess...when you decided fainting in the alleyway would liven up the situation, I had to CARRY YOU all the way back here. I almost thought I saw God descend his hand towards mine. I think my arms almost fell off." he said patting his toned muscles.

RIGHT.

...by the way, nice body.

"So why were those men chasing you?" Zhouyu asked.

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN FULL OF CELLS.

"...They are my bodyguards." I said slumping down on the worn sofa.

What's up with this place...

Everything looks so old...

"...bodyguards." Zhouyu repeated.

I nodded my head wearily.

Who wouldn't be exhausted from running away from Psychotic parents?

"Why would they chase you? Why are you here?"-YunCho.

I sighed.

"My parents...want me to marry into a family... I didn't want to marry that guy... I want to live my own life... So I ran away."

YunCho looked at me eagerly while Zhouyu looked mildly interested.

But Xiaolang was looking down and I couldn't see his face.

" I boarded a train from Shanghai...and here I am in Seoul. I was never allowed to go anywhere but 1 mile radius from my house. I was so protected. But now that I'm here, I need to learn to live my own life."

They stared at me silently.

"Jiejie, you are always welcome here." YunCho said warmly.

...I notice you forgot about sending me packing because Xiaolang said I would eat all of your food.

" I live here in this house with Xiaolang.. Zhouyu lives in the rich snob neighborhood. You might be a little lonely though jiejie.. We will be at school the majority of the day."

"Who are you calling rich and snob..."

...HUH?

"School...?"

"Yeah. Me, Zhouyu, and Xiaolang all attend KyungAn High School as 4th years "

High school...HIgh school...

"So you all are...18 years of age?"

"Hm yea..." – Xiaolang.

"Then WHY...don't you or Zhouyu call me JIEJIE! I'm one year older!"

"...because you don't LOOK any older than us." Zhouyu said smoking, while patting my head.

I coughed bringing my hand to cover my nose.

"DONT PAT MY HEAD!"

"...yeah. Don't Xiaolang. You might transfer some weird disease of your to her. And don't smoke in front of her anymore. If I have to carry her one more time, I can kiss my arms goodbye .Sayonara"

... ASS HOLE.

DING DING

The doorbell rang.

We all tensed.

...they couldn't be here could they?

Xiaolang ran into a room and came out with a metal bat.

...now why in the WORLD do you have a metal bat...

We all tiptoed to the front door.

Zhouyu began lifting a finger.

then two...

Three...

He flung the door open.

A blur flew at him.

"GEGE LETS MAKE BABIES TOGETHER!"

...that sounds awful familiar...

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Miss Kit