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Chapter Five / Part Three

IdontownCCS

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"...Cute..."

...KONG!

"OOWWWWW!"

In one swift motion Xiaolang had swung his hand upward and hit my nose.

I glared at a laughing Xiaolang with one hand covering my red and stinging nose.

"WHAT THE FCUK WAS THAT!"

"AHAHAHAHHAHA! DID YOU THINK I WAS SERIOUS!"

...Xiaolang wouldn't stop laughing.

YooChun(sorry guys Im to lazy to change the Korean name he had. Its going to be yoochun now kkk?) who had looked upset at first was now smiling widely.

"Jiejieeeeee...you look like RUDOHLFUH!" (rudolph) -YooChun

TT--TT MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE...

I mad dogged Xiaolang.

"...yahh...stop looking at me like that. You remind me of Medusa. "

... Medusa?

"...Yah... check out your hair..."

I ran to the bathroom.

"OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD!"

...One hour and ten minutes.

That's how long it took me to fix my hair. My long gorgeous hair.

It was sticking up here! And there! and EVERYWH-

"Um miss... You can cross now. "

"...and who asked you?"

Actually, I felt like an idiot.

The light for me to cross the street had been on for a minute.

That's right.

After my Number one hall of shame, Xiaolang and Yoochun had left for school.

YooChun had given me the spare keys to the brick house and now I was checking out the city.

SAKURA LEARNING THE CITY!

Awsome title.

I should be a movie star . Puehehehehe

"...Why are you staring at me?"

I blinked.

In front of me stood a very handsome guy... wow Suai (hansome)...

Why can't SHANGHAI be like this!

So many fishes in the sea yet all the good tasty ones appear in front of me!

" WHO says I'm staring at you? Are you sure you aren't staring at me?"

Gotta keep my cool

He looked at me surprised. THen laughed.

"You're interesting..."

I smiled.

"But I wouldn't think of dating you. "

"...HUH! WHY NOT!"

That's it. Ugly bastard #1.

"I only date really reaaaaaaaaaallllyyyyy pretty people." He said stuffing his hands into his pant pockets.

"...You calling me ugly?"

"...sounds about right."

"How dare you! I'm a KINOMOTO!"

"...so?"

Oh yea. This isn't Shanghai.

"AH! Forget it!"

I walked angrily away from him.

"...Hey beautiful."

I stopped and turned around.

oh BOY...

" What are you doing here ALL ALONE? Why don't we go to a club yea?"

4 boys surrounded me.

"...why don't YOU...go shove a stick up your ass?"

...I need to break this habit of insulting everyone. Or I can really go ask for a death wish.

"..oooh feisty... What do you think Ge?"

The boy turned to the guy who was looking uninterestingly at me.

"...She'll pass."

...what the hell? Did I just take a test?

"Hey, let go of me you ASS HOLE"

The boy had grabbed my arm and began dragging me.

I tried to pull away.

In ...One try I gave up.

...maybe I should have done those exercises my Doctor told me to do.

"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME! KYAAHHHH!"

"Fcuk...SHUT THE HE.LL UP!" -some guy in the group

"YOU SHUT THE FCUK UP YOU ASS HOLE!"

I GOTTA BREAK THAT HABIT!

We arrived shortly at a club.

The one with a tight grip on my arm flung me into a booth.

I tried to get out but they all came in and sat down around me.

...what was it again? OH MI TO FU... (attempting a prayer.)

A waiter came in nervously.

"...10 Beers" - apparently-the-leader said.

The waiter bowed and ran out.

...HELLO? A Damsel in distress... IS SITTING RIGHT IN BETWEEN FCUKING KIDNAPPERS!

The 10 Beer bottles came.

"DRINK."

One was handed to me.

" I don't drink."

The leader guy leaned in forward slightly.

And I...pushed myself as far back as I could.

"...DRINK. "

...scary.

"W-WHy...should I drink with you! I don't even know your name!"

"Ha JiHoon."

(eh sorry guys I cant think of Chinese names right now (n Im too lazy))

...DAM.N

"Now drink. "

I grabbed the bottle and put it to my lips.

I think if I don't drink a bit right now... I'm going to see blood very soon.

I took a gulp.

A burning sensation ran through me.

Am I floating?

"KAHAHAH! She's already drunk!"

I glared at the laughing offender.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING 0 ALCOHOL TOLERANCE!

"...JiaLi... What are you doing here?"

I looked up to see a shocked YooChun, a wary Zhouyu, a wide eyed Rina, and a angered Xiaolang.

"WELL HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD!" –ME

Through my blurry vision I saw a shocked YooChun, a wary Zhouyu, a wide-eyed Rina, and a angry Xiaolang.

"SAVE ME!" I screamed louder than I really needed too.

"Why should I?" Xiaolang said angrily as he stepped closer to our booth.

"Because these bastard here kidnapped me!"

Tears began forming in my eyes.

TT--TT Heuk heuk...so mean...

"Now now girl... who said we kidnapped you? You came QUITE willingly with us..."-some bastard asking to get his family jewels cut in half.

Huh? That's not what happened was it...? AHh my head...

But I think I paused to think too long. And of course they were all misunderstanding.

Xiaolang scoffed.

"Right Jiali...I'll just not bother you then. Since you seem willing to go to any guy."

He stormed away.

"Jiejie..."

I looked sleepily at YooChun who stared at me.

"YooChun...hehe...Come to JIEJIEEEEI'll buy you green tea ice cream"

...nonsense I don't want to say is coming out of my mouth .

"...Zhouyu Gege... she's drunk!" - Rina

Drunk...

"WHO SAYS!" I said slamming the table.

"...JiaLI... Come here."

I looked up again through my tears at Zhouyu.

"ZHouyu ah..."

I stood up but Mr. leader pulled me back down.

" I think you should leave Zhouyu ... you see. She's is now with us. Now that Xiaolang said so."

Zhouyu cursed. Rina looked nervously back and forth.

"0 JIE JIEEEE! I'll buy you facial cream!"

I jumped up with crazed happiness and as Mr. Leader tried to grab my arm, I swung my other arm in his face.

PUKKK!

"GEE!" His Looney's ran to their now ugly leader's face.

MOAHAHAHHA!

"YAHOOOO! SAKURA SCOREEE!"

I ran to YooChun.

"FACIAL CREAM RIGHT!" 0 ahhhhhh... I've been needing that!

"...Sakura?" - YooChun

"EH? YES THAT'S MY NAMEEEEEEE!"

"...but what about Koh JiaLi...?" -Zhouyu

"HA hA HA! I made that up! YOU STUPID DIDI'S(little brothers)"

Suddenly I felt the floor spin.

"YooChun why are we in a Merry Go Round?"

"SH!T. YooChun grab her before she falls!" -Zhouyu

"YOU ASS HOLES GET BACK HERE!"

"KyAaaaaa we need to run! " –Rina.

As I felt myself give in to gravity, a warm pair of arms snatched me from falling to the ground.

"..."

"JIALI JIE JIE DON'T DIEEE OR else we have to pay for your funeral...but we can't... so maybe we just have to bury you under this house"

"YAHHHH! WHO SAYS YOU CAN!" I bolted up.

"OWwww..."

"Don't move." Zhouyu said as he entered the room with a towel and a bowl of water.

"What happened...?"

... I don't remember much from yesterday... except that I was...

"KIDNAPPED!"

YooChun and Zhouyu jumped at my yell.

"I was kidnapped! By some very good look- I mean kidnapped! By some scary looking guys! They dragged me to a club and made me drink!"

"Don't worry Jiejie... we know." YooCHun said looking alarmed.

Flashes of that time went through my head.

Guys laughing

I was drinking..

Then someone came up to us angrily...

Xiaolang...

My head started to boil over with anger.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Zhouyu looked irritably at me.

"What?"

"XIAOLANG YOU IDIOT!"

YooChun glanced at me.

"WHERE IS HE!"

"AHHH jiejie... don't be so mad at him. It looked like you were playing around with those guys. "

"I. ASKED. WHERE."

"I'm Back you guys."

I heard the unmistakable voice of that bastard and the door closing after he yelled out.

I rushed out of my bed into the kitchen where I heard him rummaging through the refrigerator.

"Y-YOU!"

"... oh hello Mrs. I just woke up from the dead."

"YOU LEFT ME THERE! Don't talk all mightily you FCUKTARD!"

"..."

"Well say SOMETHING! Like maybe sorry! How the hell was your mother ever able to stand you!"

I saw his jaw tighten.

... I'm so not scared! ( yes she is)

"Well! HUH!"

...I really need to learn when to shut up.

Xiaolang walked up to me.

...aiya aiya...

"...stay back!"

"..."

Xiaolang grabbed my hand.

Good-bye world! Hello God!

But I opened my eyes... to see my hand resting on Xiaolang's chest...

B-Bump.

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"What..."

"What can you hear?" -Xiaolang

"...your heartbeat..."

" Good. Question number two. How fast is it beating...?"

"...very fast..."

It was. It was hammering a mile a second.

"Do you know why it is?"

...oh my gawd.

" no..."

"... b/c I'm with you..."

and you fail to mention you were just out running... you are in sweat gear PUNK. don't LIE.

"Now it's my turn. Let me feel your chest! and see how fast your heart beat is going!"- Xiaolang.

But before his hand could reach me, I grabbed the spatula on the counter.

"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PERVERTTTTT! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT TOO!"

"... Xiaolang, you never learn. You have to do it more subtly" -Zhouyu (he was standing at the kitchen door watching.

"YAHHH HYUNG! YOU DON'T TOUCH MY NOONA THERE! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED HER THERE!" -YooChun

"I HATE YOU ALL! !"

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sorry this chapter is a little EH.

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Miss Kit