Up on deck a small picnic is being held by mina and Alan, they're sitting on a blanket sipping wine and munching on white grapes, sawyer sits just away from them, polishing Matilda, "could I get a grape now?" "No boy, finish polishing her first," "I'm not a boy." "Well you're hardly a man" mina said eyeing sawyer up and down and then snorting. Sawyer gritted his teeth, "one day, one day." Dorian said cutting in. tom sat back down. "This is so boring."
"You should really try to take a "leaf out of Alan's book tom" said Jekyl coming round with skinner to join the others. "Look, I've noticed lately you seem, low, tense," tom nodded, "well listen to this…
Alan-Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Skinner-Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
All-It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
Mina-They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
All- It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Dorian-Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!
Nemo-No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
All-It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
Mina-They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
All-It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
Alan- You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Jekyl-Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...
Skinner- That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.
All- It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
Mina-They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
All-y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Dorian-Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground
All-y-m-c-a
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a
Nemo-Young man, young man, are you listening to me
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be
All-y-m-c-a
you'll find it at the y-m-c-a
Jekyl- no man, young man, does it all by himself
young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf
All- Y-m-c-a
Alan-then just go to the y-m-c-a
All-y-m-c-a
Skinner- young man, young man, i was once in your shoes
All-y-m-c-a
Dorian-young man, young man, what do you wanna do
All-y-m-c-a
Mina-then just go to the y-m-c-a
All-y-m-c-a
Nemo- young man, young man, i was once in your shoes
All- y-m-c-a
Jekyl-young man, young man, what do you wanna do
All- y-m-c-a!
"I think you all need therapy… seriously, I'm just gonna, umm, go…" tom said about to go, "finish polishing Matilda first boy." Tom rolled his eyes as mina and Alan got back to feeding each other grapes.