The league sit around a crackling open fire, and skinner for once is dressed! Tom looks over at him "you look so festive in that jumper skinner…" "Hey, tis the season to be jolly!" he replied jumping up onto his chair, "look, if there's to be any cheesy Christmas song, its gonna be started by me." Said Dorian standing up out of his chair, as he does snow starts falling and a huge group of people from nowhere suddenly appear, building snowmen and having snowball fights… " What in the name of khali?"

Dorian- snow is falling, all around me,
Children playing, having fun,
Mina- It's the season, love and understanding
All- Merry Christmas everyone!

Skinner-Time for parties, and celebrations
People dancing, all night long
Tom- in a very excited voice Time for presents!
Alan- and exchanging kiss's
Time for singing Christmas songs

Nemo-We're gonna have a party tonight
Jekyl- I'm gonna find that girl
Underneath the mistletoe, we'll kiss by candle light

Skinner-Room is swaying, records playing…

"I thinks its time to change the songs," Dorian said replacing the record with a new one...

Dorian- rocking around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Alan- Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Tom-Rocking around the Christmas tree,
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Nemo- later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some carolling.
Jekyl-You will get a sentimental
Feeling when you hear
Skinner- Voices singing let's be jolly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Mina-Rocking around the Christmas tree,
Have a happy holiday… hmm, no this one isn't right…" she picks up the record throws it behind and puts on a new one

Mina- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special…. Stares into Alan's eyes,
Alan- once bitten and twice shy, I keep my distance,
But you still catch my eye, "

Excuse me while I puke" Tom said changing the record…
Tom-You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout looks at Dorian
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Skinner- he's making a list, now back to his white face paint and not much else
Jekyl- he's checking twice. He is following Skinner's lead and is only wearing a sock, I wont say where…
Nemo- he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice, he grabs a hold of skinner and Jekyl by their ears, and while no one is looking Alan changes the record

Alan- Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Dorian- frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say,
He was made of snow,
Nemo- but the children how he came to life one day,
Mina- there must have been magic,
In that old silk hat that they found,
Jex and skinner- for when they placed it on his head,

Nemo sees that this would be an appropriate time to change so he goes over to the player
Nemo- deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Dorian- fa- la- la- la- la, la- la- la- la
Nemo- tis, the season to be jolly,
Dorian- fa- la- la- la- la, la- la- la- la.
Nemo- don we know our gay apparel,
Dorian- jeeees this is boring
Skinner- I know a better version,
Deck the halls with gasoline
Jekyl- fa- la- la- la- la, la- la- la- la
Skinner- light a match and watch it gleam,
"
Oh shut up you two, I'm actually quite bored of this whole jolly Christmas sing song, I'm off" Dorian yawned and walked, "we agree, we're off two" said mina walking hand in hand out of the room with Alan, closely followed by Nemo. "Ah well, I guess it's just you and me pal." "Sure thing skinner." Both sigh and take a swig from their bottles. Jex looks toward the mirror at the drunken Hyde, "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!" Hyde called smiling….