AN-AN- hey there readers, i hope you enjoy this chap it had been one of my fav to write. also check out my new crossover "sweetie darling of the dead" its ab fab and shaun of dead, as one, co written with wickid'n'lazy and under her name, AND IT ROX! so yeh... btw noone of these characters belong to me, BUT ONE DOES!

The league had just set foot in the bar, which the young woman from earlier had lured them to, when they got pulled into the whole atmosphere and party of the room, and found themselves drinking dancing and soon singing…
Man- Ladies and gentlemen, brethren and sinners all! I call upon our Goddess of the Virtues to give us her well-known rendition of the old school song Oom-Pah-Pah!

The crowd cheer and clap egging her on. And so steps forward the very lady the league had previously seen brandishing the rifle, which she had fired to announce the opening of the bar. She climbed up upon a chair and…
Woman- all right, shut up you lot! A bit of culture now!
Tom- (to Polly) who is that?
Polly- why tom, that's Sienna, Rebecca's old friend, changed, hasn't she?

Sienna- There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Especially when they've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear…
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows.
They all suppose what they want to suppose
when they hear... Oom-pah-pah!

Mister Percy Snodgrass
Would often has the odd glass
But never when he thought anybody could see.
Secretly he'd buy it,
and drink it on the quiet,
and dream he was an Earl
with a girl on each knee!

All- Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows.

Sienna- what is the cause of his red shiny nose?
Could it be... Oom-pah-pah?

Pretty little Sally
goes walking down the alley,
Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men.
They could see her garters,
But not for free-and-gratis
An inch or two, and then she knows
When to say when!

All- Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows.

Sienna- whether it's hidden, or whether it shows
It's the same... Oom-pah-pah!
She was from the country,
but now she's up a gum-tree
She let a feller feed her, then lead her along
what's the good of crying?
She's made a bed to lie in
She's glad to bring the coin in,
and join in this song!

All- Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows.

Sienna- she's no longer the same blushing rose,
Ever since… Oom-pah-pah!
All together now!
There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Especially when they've been
On the gin
Or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear…

All- Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes,
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows.
They all suppose what they want to suppose
when they hear... Oom-pah-pah!

Sienna- they all suppose what they want to suppose!
When they hear Oom-pah-pah

All- Oom-pah-pah!
She twirls around and sits in front of the league, perched daintily on the bar "what can I get ya'll" she said smiling "we'll a sherry (for skinner) a coke (for tom) a brandy (for Dorian) a sherry (for Nemo), a red wine (for Jekyll) and a whisky for me" Alan said,
"Mina?" he said looking at her
"no thanks,".
"Hey, don't I know you?" sienna said curiously "didn't you used to be a woman?" "maybe in a past life" said Dorian. "
My, my Thomas Sawyer." Sienna looked tom up and down and he blushed slightly. Suddenly a bulk man burst through the door and pulled Sienna by the arm and put her against the wall. "where were you last night." He growled into her ear… "
"Who's that?" tom asked Polly " that's her husband, don't you remember, he bought her from her parents when she was eight. Poor girl, was distraught" Tom looked back up at Sienna "now dear, I have to get back to my customers." "you could at least try to pretend that you care." "I wear no masks." She said, turning back to the league smiling.