Disclaimer:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't own FMA

But neither do you

This chapter is brought to you by: Strange Thoughts in the Middle of the Night!

"Hey guys! Guess what? I have a girlfriend!"

"Havoc has a girlfriend! OMG! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!"

"Are you the same annoying guy who kept yelling that someone was turning into some else, aaaaaaaaahh?"

"That's me."

"So, where's your girlfriend?"

"She's coming. She'll be walking around the corner any minute."

"Okay."

"Can't wait to see her."

"Yeah."

"OMG! Hawkeye is your girlfriend? AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hey Roy, you okay? There's like, foam coming out of your mouth."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Roy! Don't strangle Havoc!"

"I'm GoInG tO kILL yOu!"

"Hawkeye, are you actually Havoc's girlfriend?"

"Eew! No!"

"What?"

"Thank you for LETTING GO OF MY THROAT. No, that's not her."

"Hi everyone."

"There she is."

"That's a girl? That looks like a girly dude."

"It's obviously a girl, man."

"I'd say neither. Your girlfriend's an it."

"Male!"

"Female!"

"It!"

"It's male."

"Whoa! Who are you?"

"Flare. The authoress."

"What do you want?"

"Nothin'. Just saying it's a dude.

"Ha! I was right!"

"It's wearing a SKIRT and BELLY-BUTTON SHIRT!"

"It looks like a palm tree."

"It's my personal philosophy that it's both, but according to the producers, it's a guy."

"Ha! Havoc has a boyfriend!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Let's laugh at his humiliation!"

"So, um, Jean, if you don't need me any more, I guess I'll leave."

"You can go. (sigh)"

"'Kay. Bye."

"YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

"HA HA HA HA!"

"He looked like a girl…"

"YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!"

"ARRRGRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A/N: Yeah. I had too much sugary junk…can you tell? And, as mentioned earlier, I couldn't fall asleep until nearly midnight Sunday night, so these strange thoughts invaded my head…So it likely doesn't make sense and/or isn't funny. You know, I got more reviews in that one stupid chapter than in any other story I've written (and they're all serious. Huh.

I have some individual notes.

Koneko: Neither Ed nor Winry were recognizably in it…because I said, "Eat your other arm?" Is that why you thought so?

O.O: I agree, it is confusing, huh? Was Hawkeye in it? The one with the gun could have been anyone, since the whole military has 'em.

Shale: YAY STUPID RANDOMNESS!

Me: I'm glad you thought it was funny. I like Target. It has giant soft pretzels and cheap notebooks.

Yeah, you can tell I'm bored if I have nothing better to do than right two chapters in two days and write notes to everyone who reviewed.