HI people! I am in a good mood so I'm going to type a good chapter! In other news the lemon is still winning and the results will be posted in two weeks so vote now my friends. Also I wanna thank everyone for there support when my dog died you guys made me feel better real fast! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except my adorable chibie like plushies!!!

MOP AND BUCKET ~ 12 the swooning by fools

NEXT MORNING

Kagome walked out of her house feeling completely refreshed and migraine free. Today was a beautiful day to her and there wasn't a Inuyasha or Youko in sight. She solely walked over to the boku tree (nickname for the tree tehe) and sat down beneath it. "This is the life not a Inuyasha or Youko in my sight!" or had she spoke to soon? As she settled in a closed her eyes she felt two nothings hop out of the tree and stare at her head for about five minutes. She slowly opened her eyes and looked at them. "What do you want?" She cocked her eyebrow and gave them a questioning gaze. "Kagome who do you choose me or the baka fox?" "Don't start with me you guys today I just want to relax." She then proceeded to close her eyes once again and ignore them hoping they would get the point and go away or something. Inuyasha's face started to turn red. "grrr listen here bitch your going to answer me now or else!" "Or else what Inuyasha hmmmm?" "listen here bitch your mine to mate with and do whatever I want to with!" Inuyasha gave a confident smirk and turned his back to her. "So what do you say to that bitch?" "I say SIT!" Kagome got up and started to head for her house again, Youko trailing behind. "Youko what are you doing?" Kagome asked in a huff. "Nothing just really bored and a bit lonely." Youko put on his I'm so irresistible don't ignore me puppy pout he learned from years of promiscuous behavior with the ladies. "Damn you Youko and your cuteness." Youko smiled. "sigh what do you want to do." "What I really want to do is make sweet sweet love to you. (BANG) "You pervert good thing I kept that phone book with me!" "oww that hurt what was that for?" "Being a pervert!" "mmm but foxes are known for being very sensual creatures you should have known that by know Kagome dear." Kagome blushed. "Men there always trying to get into your pants!" "mmm but Kagome dear you're not wearing pants but a very delicious short skirt." (SMACK CRACLE POP!) "PERVERT!" "I swear Youko your worse than Miroku." "I swear?" "You trying to dirty talk me now Kagome?" (SMACK) "What's got into you!" "Mating season, now that I have reached the proper age to take on a life mate and not fool around I want you kagome to be my mate." "Fool around you have been with others before?" "Like I said before foxes are very sensual beings." "So than what you will have me for a night and toss me away like a used toy?" "No Kagome you don't understand I want to be with you the rest of my life I love you!"

HAHAHAHAHA CLIFF HANGER MUHAHAHAHA!