Jailhouse Rock…Inuyasha style

'The Old Well Room'

Cruxis Gypsy: When I wrote this I have no idea what was going through my head at the time…or how many red colouring sugar Jaffa's I had eaten but I seemed to produce lyrics. No need to fear, it isn't one of those fics where I make 'Jailhouse Rock' the start-up song…hey that's not a bad idea actually… Anyway, it has been written out of complete and enhanced by red food colouring Jaffa's madness.

But if you like what you have read here, please R&R. Because you never know I might even write more lyrics involving the gang to other of Mr. Presley's songs…(eg. 'Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear', a tribute for Jaken's feelings towards his lord…)

Jaken: Hey, what the… (Attacked by many a fuzzy bee minions, and sprayed several times with anchovy spray)…No please not the anchovy spray!… (Gurgling noises…hopefully he is drowning the anchovy spray…)

So please, please, please, please, please R&R…

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters and any songs written by the 'King' (no I don't mean the 'King of the Potato People', aka. Inu and Sessy's dad…) I mean, Elvis Presley…

Sing to the tune of 'Jailhouse Rock'

Verse 1

Kagome threw a party in the old well room,

You should've seen Grandpa he began to swoon.

When Sota ran past to hump Inu's legs,

Kagome scared him off with wooden pegs.

Chorus

Lets dance, Shippo get out of Inu's pants,

Everyone in the old well room,

You're all dancing to your early doom.

Verse 2

Sesshomaru was put to the ultimate test,

But he couldn't pull off Michael Jackson if he did his best,

So he sat down and sucked his thumb's,

While everyone else were shaking their bums.

Chorus

Verse 3

Kirara was hungry and Jaken was roasting size,

She lit a match but then he goes and dies.

Kouga ran screaming into the night,

Because his furs were burning fast and bright.

Chorus

Verse 4

Then Kagome came in, in another mini skirt,

Inu went 'whoa' and ripped off his 'fire rat' shirt.

The girls started screaming with sheer horror,

Cause his he wasn't wearing his flea repellent collar.

Chorus

Verse 5

The room was glittering from the disco ball,

Inu liked the pretty colours and ran into the wall.

Then Miroku broke past a did his solo,

You should've heard him scream Go me go!

Chorus x2

Cruxis Gypsy: Well I hoped you enjoyed my Sugar enhanced moment…you can really see that, me + a keyboard + excess amounts of sugar A very weird, twisted but wacky creation… "It's alive…It's ALIVE!"… Phew, got that out of my system, now where was I… oh yes…

So you MUST R&R if you want more lyrics written, give me a few ideas of what you think I should write…

Toodles