Heartbreak Hotel…..Inuyasha style

'Happy Endings Feudal Motel'

Cruxis Gypsy: Hello once again! I absolutely loved all of the reviews. You all are the best! Now yes, I was told many times to get high on sugar…. yet again. But you have to know that it isn't that easy, well it is really but I need to have the right sugar rush to write lyrics…(not really I just get high on sugar and laugh at Presley songs and Jaken). Anyway, I must tell you that this time my sugar rush was caused by the most bizarre of things, first I ate some sultana's (O.O ….so sugar filled, natural sugars but still able to get high off) and then I was chewing a pencil, and I swear those red ones are seriously toxic and just give you the same effect as red colouring….

casui: YAY! Thanks for your brill support!

Latina Nikore-sama: Wow! You have an oldies station…how kind…I don't think South Australia has one. No wait, we did but it was taken off air and replaced with an 'all sports station'…

Dancing Pickle: Thanks, every little bit helps. Love your name, v. original.

Katt: Hey, no problem for the craziness. Glad I could be of assistance, my friend and I also share our creations over the phone. He he. Oh and thanks for the tip you have given me more ideas…

unquiechic: Where would everyone be with sugar rushes? sighs

Atsumeteru: I know…I couldn't really imagine Ginta straight, but hey Kouga's bi...the world works in mysterious ways...And thanks for taking the time to sing them out…(I wasn't staring at you 'cause I do that when I write them, and people actually stare at me for real…)

anime-lover-4-ever: Yes the odd, weird yet wondrous magic of sugar rushes, they really created the word 'weird' in my view…And I'm trying to eat more sugar, but it's just so expensive…

Phenomenon: Thanks, words like that really go a long way.

Centauri Cruxis Angel: Thanks for all of the support! (mean person), especially with the blurbs… One tip. Don't stare at that wall scroll and drool for too long. Cause you never know, your eyes could blur and where would you be then?…Oh yeah…

So once again I have produced a sugar rush productive moment lyrics for your reading (and hopefully laughing) pleasure. So please R&R it if you like it. Oh, if you are wondering they are the thoughts of Rin to the tune of Mr Presley's 'Heartbreak Hotel'…

Disclaimer: Once again I do not own Inuyasha, any of its characters…but hopefully there isn't a legal right that doesn't allow me to laugh at Jaken… I also don't own any of Mr Presley's songs, I couldn't really, 'cause I wasn't even born when they were made…. Unless I had a heap of dosh to buy them…. (doubtful)

Verse 1

Well, since my family were slaughtered,
I found some new people one day.
A fluffy dog demon I call Sessy,
and a toad who's really gay.

Chorus

If the toad tries anything on Sessy,
if he tries anything,
if he tries anything he'll die.

Verse 2

I travel around with Sessy,
and try to keep the toad at bay.
We met up with Sessy's brother.
and Shippo lied and is gonna pay.

Chorus

But if the toad tries anything on Sessy,
if he tries anything,
if he tries anything he'll die.

Verse 3

The Kagome girl is gagging for it,
But Inu's consequently blind.
However it's really lucky for him
'Cause he's on the pervy monks mind.

Chorus

But if the toad tries anything on Sessy,
if he tries anything,
if he tries anything he'll die.

Verse 4

But toad hasn't gone for Sessy,
and I think I know why.
He is sneaking off secretly to see,
that weird Naraku guy.

Cruxis Gypsy: There, I hoped you enjoyed it. I didn't really refer to everyone, but I really wanted to express Rin's observations and opinions on certain people. And, if you want me to write another, and take the mickey out of the characters once again…. be sure to R&R! Well till the next one…(hopefully)…

Oodles of toodles!