Cherio: ok…. Why am I here?
Sam : because today is your day…..ALL you have DONE IS MOPE AROUND!
Sana: well I have good news! I finally yelled at jerko! I feel so happy!
Sam: congrats……
Sana: grouch
Sam: no its just….points at Anna she is pissing me and jenny off like hell…… Anna: LETS GO TEAM! WOOT WOOT! YAY!
Jenny: pulls out her gun let me shoot her please
Sana and Fuka: Hello!
Fuka : sana and I are here to tell you all about the smartest , sweetest most adorable little twin half demons on earth.
Sana : one is name Sanayasha and the other is named Testira! But if I must say Sanayasha is the smartest of the two
Sanayasha comes shooting down on Kagome's bike
Sanayasha : WOOT WOOT! LOOK AT ME GO!YOU CANT CATCH ME NOW!
Sanayasha turns her head back looking at Kagome running after her
Kagome: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE TWERP! BEFORE YOU-
CRASH
Sana: umm…..forget what I said….Fuka you tell them.
Fuka : Honestly people Testira is much smarter then Sanayasha.
Testira: hey brother sesshy what'll u do if I pull this fluffy thingy ? HUH? HUH:WACK: OWW! BROTHER INU, SESSY HIT ME!
Sanayasha: TESTIRA THE GRASS IS TURNING PURPLE!
Sana and Fuka:Get on with the show for crying out loud!
Disclaimer: don't own it….meh
Chapter 2 ENTER THE YA-CHAN TWINS
BY: sana kitty
It was the moment of truth for Inuyasha and kagome. Closer and closer their lips were coming together like magnets. Closer and closer, closer then closer, closer then closer then closer closer then closer than closer then closer. Then closer then that (if u wanna get away from the closers go to the next line) closer then closer, so close their faces cold touch, even closer then that (HA I LIED!) closer then closer then closer then that, almost to close until….
"SNAP!" "WHAT WAS THAT!" Inuyasha said jumping up looking towards the area where the noise was. He smelled the air then all the sudden his eyes busted out of his head.
"oh god….. Its them….." " TESTIRA YOU BLEW OUR COVER!" said a little but yet loud voice.
"oops… I made a boo-boo and fell down and went boom" Kagome's eyes busted out of her head as 2 little twin hanyou girls came out from a tree and a bush.
One head a green headband with green hair in the front and silver hair. She was the one called Testira. The other on thou had hair in the style of Ayame's also with silver hair she was being called Sanayasha. But there was one strange thing about them, they both had the same silver hair and face as Inuyasha but much more famine.
"how cute.." kagome said, "do you know them Inuyasha?…..Inuyasha?" kagome looked left, to right and then felt some thing go up her shirt. " EEEEEKKK!" It was a cowering Inuyasha trying to hide. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING INU---" "SHHH! IF THEY KNOW IM HERE IM DEAD!" "Excuse me miss with a large back" said Testira.
"Have you seen a hanyou name Inuyasha around here" asked Sanayasha.
"umm….who are you two" Suddenly there was a big backdrop of half green and half purple.
"IM SANAYASHA!" Sanayasha said upfront of the purple lighted background.
"AND IM TESTIRA!" Testira announced up front of the green light. Then the two went back to back with Testira on the right and Sanayasha on the left. they pointed to kagome.
" AND WE ARE TH YA-CHAN TWINS!" the said together.
Sanayasha took a step forward and made a fist with her right arm. "WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE CALLED THAT!" Testira took a step forward and made a fist with her left arm. "WE JUST ARE CALLED THAT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS COOL!" They both stuck their arms up in the air.
"YEAH!" Kagome sat there astonished with her jaw dropped still with Inuyasha hiding down her shirt. "I-im kagome Higurashi" Both the girls bowed. "you are a priestess are you not?" asked Testira "I guess I kind of am" "do you have problems with your back" asked Sanayasha.
"no…. Inuyasha is back there.." kagome muttered under her breath jus loud enough for the girls to hear.
"OH BROTHER INU!" said the girls with a sneaky look on their face.
'Brother?' Kagome thought.
"Inuyasha's not here!" said Inuyasha still in kagome shirt.
"YES HE Is !" Testira said doing a flying jump on him from above.
" Mew! Can I join?" asked Sanayasha.
"WATCHA WAITING FOR!" All the sudden the back of kagome shirt was the new battle station for the three.
"EXCUSE ME!" every one froze to kagome yelling. "CAN YOU PEOPLE PLEASE GET OUT OF MY SHIRT AND STOP FIGHTING!" They all gathered around in a circle on with kagome and Inuyasha sitting on the well and the girls on the grass with their swards in their laps.
"so what's going on? How do you guys know each other?" asked kagome casually.
"Inuyasha is our big brother who totally abandoned us just for the hell of it" said Sanayasha.
"well I bet Inuyasha had a good intention… didn't you Inuyasha?" "coff coof sure……" "but why are you two just now coming to find Inuyasha? I mean you two have the nose of a dog demon, you two could have found him a long time ago right? So why now?" Testira looked down at the ground and clenched her fists. "T-tusuki… an evil demon…..is after us" she looked up again into kagome eyes. A tear dropped from Testira's eyes. Sanayasha grabbed Testira's fist comforting her.
Sanayasha begun to speak. "it all started 60 years ago…." 60 years ago "HEY LOOK BROTHER INUS DROOLING OVER A PRIESTESS!" "ID LOOK IF YOU WOLD MOVE YOUR BIG BUTT SANA!" " shhhhh! We will be toast if brother Inu catches us spying on him!" The two were hiding in the bushes as Inuyasha was hanging out with kikyo happily.
"umm… kikyo…. I wanted to say… I really like you!" " I like you too Inuyasha…." " when we get older…. Will you be my mate?" a baby Inuyasha said blushing.
"WOW TALK ABOUT MUSHEY! YUCK!" Said sana.
" how romantic…. sigh " Testira said while watching the two.
Sana looked away from the bushes as kikyo and Inuyasha leaned into kiss each other.
"HEY LOOK TESTIRA A BUTTERFLY!" "Quit sana im trying to listen!" Sana stuck her tong out at her sister then started chasing the butterfly. It had been about an hour and sana was not even noticing the scenery had totally changed. until finally the butterfly was totally out of sight. "w-where am I?" she said looking over into the miasma. Suddenly a flash of black shot by.
"AHHH! Testira? Is that you?…." "THUMP!" a large demon was upfront of Sanayasha with claws the size of Bananas.
" EEEKK! SOME ON HELP ME!" She said flinching. Suddenly a splatter of blood was on her. She thought it was her own blood at first until her eyes opened as a cat demon was protecting her.
Its hair too was the same style as Ayames.
"BE GONE DEMON! Nyo!" The cat girl said jamming her sward down the demons throat.
The demon then dissipated into ash and soil "w-who are you?" said sana sitting up.
" Names Umi, nice at meet cha puppy!"
10 years later Umi was part of the family until one day…….
"INUYASHA IS IN A TREE SANA! They said they were going to kill all half demons in this village! We better scatter! UMI TOO!" said Testira packing.
"but why?" "I guess he killed the priestess!" " BROTHER INU WOULDN'T DO THAT!" "its what I herd!" A loud scream came from outside.
"THAT WAS UMI!" the two ran outside and saw a spider demon with a black spider mark on his back sticking a sward thru Umi's Neck.
The demon looked up at them. "YOU SHALL WORK FOR ME NOT MY BROTHER" said the demon.
"w-what?"
The last 50 years we been working for the Demon who Has a brother named Naraku….. His name was Tusuki" end of STORY FLASHBACK INFO THINGGY "I never knew Naraku had a Brother?…" Inuyasha said astonished.
Testira and Sanayasha bowed "can you please help us escape him?" "uhh…" "come on Inuyasha? They are you little sisters…and they need your help.." " BUT WE JUST GOT DONE WITH NARAKU!" Kagome gave him an evil "you're being selfish again" glare.
" FINE! ILL HELP THEM! OK! GEEZ!"
SANA: and so ends my non cliffy hanger chapter thingy! W00T!
Next Chapter (kagomes voice): Welcome to my time girls! NO TESTIRA IF YOU THROW THAT ON THE GROUND IT'LL BREAK! CRASH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! SANA DON'T DRINK OUT OF THAT! EWWWWWWWWWW! THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE! AND THAT'S NOT SOUP!
NEXT Episode! Through The Well The Girls Release All Hell