'All Shook Up'… Inuyasha Style

'Just Slapped Down'

Cruxis Gypsy: Man!….Sorry everyone, damn nuisance of a school. They just pile on the work! Anyway, holidays are here and so I have compiled my next song. Yes, it is another result of a blood rush of sugar highness…(gotta love it!)… AND another Mr Presley song. However, I have been asked to do other songs, like Bohemian Rhapsody. So R&R this one and tell me if I should do a Bo. Rap. version or stick with the Elvis collection?

kilnorc: Really? I love the Monty Python! Thanks for the compliment. Oh, I'm too a Queen fan, every time the Bohemian Rhapsody comes on I try and think of an Inuyasha style of it. Very hard. You sure put a right cookie of a song in my mind… Will try though!

casui: starts crying You truly are my number one friend! (Actual friend also starts to cry). I'm kinda of an Elvis fan; my Uncle is the bigger one. I just find his songs are good material to put the Inuyasha characters into. Oh, I apologise for the length in time it has taken me to update.

Dancing Pickle: No problem. Thanks for the review! Always appreciated.

ShippoCagilli: Thanks. The Shippo in Inuyasha's pants part is from my best friend's (Centauri Cruxis Angel) fanfic 'Dear Diary'. Quite hilarious, I read them at school and burst out in laughter and everyone thinks I'm weird…Okay… Anyway, I took your advise (or was it an order?) to do a perverted Miroku one.

Centauri Cruxis Angel: So we meet again… IN MY FANFIC…And I am sooooooo not a Jaken Fan girl! I know you say that to try and make me join you! You Jaken lover of a fan girl you! Anyway, thanks for the brill praise (hint of sarcasm)…

Now to the song, I just briefly explain. For a while I've wanted to do a song based on Miroku's perverted and quite sick behaviour. So ShippoCagilli and all you Miroku fan girls out there here is 'Just Slapped Down', sung to the tune of Mr Presley's 'All Shook Up'. So please R&R to give me enough courage to do a Sesshomaru one…I've the perfect song…

Disclaimer: I'll be brief…. I own nothing!…Hey wait, I do own my Minnie Mouse doll!

Ah well I save their souls
when I hear a female plea.
I really can't wait until they come all over me.
My friends say I'm sick and going to get hurt.
But I don't mind.
To be just slapped down.
Ahh, ahh, ah, ah, ow, ow, OW!

My hands are sneaky and deadly fast.
I can't seem to get a solid grasp;
they don't seem to like it when I finally get lucky.
But I don't mind.
To be just slapped down.
Ahh, ahh, ah, ah, ow, ow, OW!

People never seem to ask me what's on my mind
I need a psychiatrist, but know none of that kind.
I can't help it, so I go after any girl who's new,
but I always try to stay out of their father's view.

I turn on the charm and act deadly hot,
and go to the nearest babe and show her what I've got.
I'm proud to say my hand always slips.
But I don't mind.
To be just slapped down.
Ahh, ahh, ah, ah, ow, ow, OW!

I finally learnt my lesson one summers day,
I was bored, then I saw a pretty girl waiting in a pile of hay.
I dived straight in so allow some time to pass.
Next thing I know Naraku was all over my arse.

Cruxis Gypsy: Yayness! I finally wrote a song about Miroku and his perverted tendencies… I hoped you enjoyed it! And don't forget to R&R, and help me make up my mind on sticking with Elvis songs or going Queen?

Till next time….

Toodily Pipperski

CG