Chapter 1
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"Come on, Inu Yasha! We can't be late!" Kagome yelled up the tree where Inu Yasha was daydreaming about stuff (Well, you probably don't want to know).
"Have we ever been late to your time before?" Inu Yasha asked pointedly.
"No, but it's especially important that we're not late today." Kagome retorted.
"Why?" Inu Yasha asked slowly.
Kagome began to bounce up and down excitedly, "We have to go to school. Now, get down here, or I'll have to sit-"
She was cut off by a large crash that could be heard for miles around.
Then, "Oooops. Sorry, Inu Yasha," Kagome said energetically as he tried, and failed, to rise.
Shippo, who'd been hiding behind the tree, laughed and said, "Need an hand, Inu Yasha?"
"Stupid, annoying little runt!" Inu Yasha muttered under his breath. "What do you mean we, Kagome? You go to school, and I eat all your Ramen."
Kagome was about to answer when Shippo exclaimed, "Oh! You're going to school! Can I go too? Please."
Kagome regained her composure while holding Inu Yasha back to protect Shippo. "Of course you can. I've registered you all for school. Shippo's going to the elementary school with Sota, and Sango, Miroku, and Inu Yasha are coming with me. You'll all get to take an exam to find out what classes you'll be in."
"What's an exam?" Shippo asked.
"A wonderful thing where you get to answer lots of wonderful questions and then bubble then in on the wonderful scantron!" Kagome exclaimed with way too much enthusiasm in her voice and an obviously forced smile.
Shippo believed her and nodded enthusiastically. Inu Yasha rolled his eyes at Shippo's obliviousness and then groaned when he realized that he was going to have to do this, too.
Sango, having heard Kagome's voice, entered the clearing beside Kaede's hut and asked, "Kagome, aren't you going back to your time?"
"You're coming with me!" Kagome smiled evilly.
"OK…hang on. Why?" Sango asked, suspicious.
"We're all going to school!" Kagome yelled.
Miroku ran up to them excitedly.
"Will there be girls?" he asked hopefully.
"Well, duh!" Kagome said.
"I'll go then," he nodded.
"Sorry, Inu Yasha. Everyone else is going, so you have to as well," Kagome informed Inu Yasha giddily.
"Nooooooooooooo," Inu Yasha moaned. "Why must I be tortured like this?"
"It's fun, silly," Kagome giggled.
"Let's get going," Shippo smiled and ran ahead towards the well.
Everyone else set off.
"Wheee! I get to take an exam!" Shippo said in a singsong voice.
Inu Yasha groaned, and Kagome glared at him threateningly. As they approached the well, Kagome stopped them.
"OK, gang. Don't forget the rules for going into my time. No telling anyone where you're from. No attacking people who smell funny. No taking off your hat, Inu Yasha, and absolutely no pervertedness! Got that, Miroku?" Kagome thrust her finger into his chest warningly.
"Got it," he whispered.
"Good. No, let's go to school!" Kagome yelled and jumped into the well with Inu Yasha hot on her trail.
Everyone else took this as their cue and jumped in, too.