(Cuts to house where Dean got smashed)
DEAN: I'm Back. (in scary Chucky from Childs Play like voice)
(Dean sits)
DEAN: I need a plan.
KIRK (Rides past on tricycle and points upwards towards the heavens): I hate peas.
DEAN: Upside yo head!
Kirk: What are you planning Dean?
Dean: I need my shoes...Taylor took my shoes!
Kirk: Why is the sky blue?
Dean: Because you touch yourself at night.
Kirk: Oh.
Dean: I need your help...help me get my shoes!
Kirk: I hate peas!
Dean: Great, let's get started.
CUT TO BARBECUE
(Dean and Kirk are hiding in a small blueberry bush.)
Dean: Okay, let's finish this here Mary Jane and then we can get me shoes back.
Kirk: I hate peas.
Dean: Okay now, remember to be sneaky because Taylor is the Radish King!
(Kirk does a summersault and rolls into the barbecue in a black dress suit.)
Lorelai: I'd like you to meet my investor, he keeps me up to date on all the stock brokerage.
Taylor: Wipe my shiny little-
Lorelai: Taylor! Not in front of my kids!
Taylor: What? I was going to say head...
KIRK: MY PLAN IS SUCCESSFUL! Boo YA! I said, Boo ya! Boo ya!
Dean: Quick, engage plan B.228 of our evil, evil plan. Yes, I repeated it for emphasis...(in scary Chucky from Childs Play like voice)...EMPHASIS!
Dean: HURRY GET THE SHOES!
Kirk: Ok Boss.
Dean: No! Not that!
(Kirk grabs the fire hose!)
Dean: NOOOO!
(Dean Runs away because he is trying to get the radish killing spray off of him.)
Dean: I hate RADISHES!
((Cuts To Institution))
Dean: Taylor I am fed up with you!...Grandma! Yes..grandma. You took my steak knife and wouldn't give it back! I hate you apple head!
(Dean walks up to Taylor, and pokes him.)
Taylor: You meany!
(Taylor pokes Dean back)
Dean: Ahh! I am leaving, but first-
(Rune walks into the institution.)
Dean: Hey, Taylor, do you wear thongs?
(Taylor jumps and starts yelling in a high-pitched voice.)
Dean: After all this work! I will never see my shoes again! NOOO!
Dean: Taylor? Can I have my shoes?
(Taylor tosses Dean's shoes in the air!)
Dean: Hahahahaha! I got them! (Dean grabs his red high heels and runs out!)
CUTS TO BARBEQUE
Dean: I got them!
(Dean starts to dance in the sun)
Dean: NOO!
(Dean falls as he is running, onto the barbeque)
Dean: I am melting...
(Everyone but Dean suddenly appears.)
All: Joy to the world, for Dean is Dead!
(Everyone starts randomly stripping off their clothes.)
Jess: We barbequed his head!
Laura: Homosexual pipe smoking sweetish midgets...Stud Muffins!
Rory: Don't worry about the body.
Lorelai: We flushed it down the potty.
Luke: Around and around it goes.
All: Around and around it goes.
Tristan: A-roun-hahhahahaha-around it goes.
Kirk: I hate peas...!
DEAN: I'm Back. (In scary Chucky from Childs Play like voice)
THE END!