It Went From Bad To Kenny In A Bag
I DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE!!!! I just like writing about it! Hehe!
Kai and Hillary had the most beautiful wedding; she was a vision of loveliness in her gorgeous white gown. There they walked hand in hand towards the dance floor, everyone in the room looked at them with admiration. Kai looked over to his new bride and a soft smile graced his lips she looked into his eyes and smiled back. Than there song started "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride. Hillary placed her head against his hard chest and they swayed gently to the music together, loving the feeling of being together in each other's arms.
There beautiful moment was so rudely interrupted by pieces of food that managed to escape the black hole known as Tyson's mouth. "YOU GOT FOOD ALL OVER MY WHITE GOWN" Hillary Screamed.
"PLEASE DONT HURT ME IM SO SORRY" begs Tyson "PLEASE LET ME CLEAN IT OFF" he continues but he only makes it worst by smearing it everywhere.
So Hillary grabs her magical mallet also containing a bit beast and smashes him to the ground leaving him unconscious. But the blow to the head doesn't last long due to the fact that there's nothing in Tyson's head except hot air and the images of food...and lots of it. So slowly and steadily Tyson makes his way over to the food table and begins to eat once more...but just then Tyson's eyes lit up "what's this...a unwatched plate of pigs in a blanket!" and hurriedly begins to eat.
Hillary and Kai continued their dance. Soft sobs could be heard from Hillary over her ruined wedding dress. When suddenly there song changed. Hillary looked up mortified to see what was going on now. The song Macho Man by the village people came on, and everyone watched in fear as a drunken naked Max walked out on to the dance floor wearing nothing but sunglasses and pelvic thrusting every woman he saw, even the transvestite.
Than he danced randomly to the beat of the song, Hillary screamed "GET HIM OFF THE DANCE FLOOR" Max walked up to her, his face red from to much alcohol "Hey baby, you wanna have never ending sexual encounters with the maximezer" "WHAT!!!" Hillary screamed at him, than preceded to run out of the room quickly, but Max followed her. All the while pelvic thrusting mid air. "C'mon baby" Somebody roughly grabbed his neck and pulled him back it was a very angry Kai. He was punched swiftly in the face right between the eyes. All went black for the young blonde. Kai than dragged him out back and threw him into the garbage can. Than walked back inside to be with his bride.
Just as Kai returns to the dance floor he notices a crying Ray in the corner of the room...but he doesn't care and walks away mumbling to himself about how much of a fag ray is. So as Hillary and Kai begin there dance...yet again. Hillary finally feels the emotion called sympathy sends a oddly angered but none the less, still good friend Kenny to see what's going on with Ray. So Kenny reluctantly goes to see what's wrong with Ray."What's wrong with you man, men don't cry...they suppress their "feelings" explains Kenny "*sniff*go away...you wouldn't care" sniffles Ray "You have to tell me" Kenny told him "I'm your friend!"
"*Sniff*...*hick* ok...but...I need a microphone" So Kenny gets ray a microphone. "Test test...one two three...ummm...hi..Everyone my name is ray...AND IM A HOMOEXUAL" "OH MY GOOD GOD " yells Kenny and runs away from the now gay ray Everyone just stared wide eyed at ray and all the guys toke a good long step back from ray and tell him that if he ever touches them...there going to let Tyson swallow him whole Just then Kai walks up to ray and calmly says "Ray...no harsh feelings. But I'm going to have to ask you to leave...its just. To...awkward" .So Ray leaves crying once again and Kai and Hillary start they dance again with hopes of not being interrupted.
Kai leans down to Hillary and kisses her softly, Hillary feels her legs begin to buckle and she holds on to Kai for more support as he intensives the kiss. Suddenly they hear a loud voice yell " TYSON WOULD YOU STOP EATING!" It was Kenny, he looked really angry. And yet Tyson still didn't stop eating. "ARRGG" Kenny yelled as his skin became green and his body became large and muscley. Kai and Hillary stopped dancing and looked over to the scene wide eyed and in shock.
Kenny screamed once more and ripped his shirt off and punched Tyson so hard that he slammed right threw the wall and out into the garbage can with the drunken passed out Max. Kenny's eyes glowed red as he looked around. He looked sharply at Hillary and advanced towards her. He let out a loud laugh as Hillary screamed and hid behind Kai for protection.
Than suddenly Kenny turned back into normal and was naked. He looked down at himself and blushed. "What's going on?" He asked everyone. Than suddenly a woman came up behind him "Hey Chief" Kenny turned around "Dizzy?" he questioned confused "That's right! I'm free" than suddenly she pulled a large black garbage bag from her purse. Dizzy pulled it around Kenny's head and pushed him into the bag. "Well I'm taking off! Later! Congrats!" As she began to walk away from the bewildered guests with Kenny screaming like a boy going through puberty "Get me outta here!"
After they left Hillary sighed, "I say we get remarried" "Yah without anybody else here" Kai told her. He bent down and kissed her once more before heading off to Paris for their honeymoon.
I DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE!!!! I just like writing about it! Hehe!
Kai and Hillary had the most beautiful wedding; she was a vision of loveliness in her gorgeous white gown. There they walked hand in hand towards the dance floor, everyone in the room looked at them with admiration. Kai looked over to his new bride and a soft smile graced his lips she looked into his eyes and smiled back. Than there song started "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride. Hillary placed her head against his hard chest and they swayed gently to the music together, loving the feeling of being together in each other's arms.
There beautiful moment was so rudely interrupted by pieces of food that managed to escape the black hole known as Tyson's mouth. "YOU GOT FOOD ALL OVER MY WHITE GOWN" Hillary Screamed.
"PLEASE DONT HURT ME IM SO SORRY" begs Tyson "PLEASE LET ME CLEAN IT OFF" he continues but he only makes it worst by smearing it everywhere.
So Hillary grabs her magical mallet also containing a bit beast and smashes him to the ground leaving him unconscious. But the blow to the head doesn't last long due to the fact that there's nothing in Tyson's head except hot air and the images of food...and lots of it. So slowly and steadily Tyson makes his way over to the food table and begins to eat once more...but just then Tyson's eyes lit up "what's this...a unwatched plate of pigs in a blanket!" and hurriedly begins to eat.
Hillary and Kai continued their dance. Soft sobs could be heard from Hillary over her ruined wedding dress. When suddenly there song changed. Hillary looked up mortified to see what was going on now. The song Macho Man by the village people came on, and everyone watched in fear as a drunken naked Max walked out on to the dance floor wearing nothing but sunglasses and pelvic thrusting every woman he saw, even the transvestite.
Than he danced randomly to the beat of the song, Hillary screamed "GET HIM OFF THE DANCE FLOOR" Max walked up to her, his face red from to much alcohol "Hey baby, you wanna have never ending sexual encounters with the maximezer" "WHAT!!!" Hillary screamed at him, than preceded to run out of the room quickly, but Max followed her. All the while pelvic thrusting mid air. "C'mon baby" Somebody roughly grabbed his neck and pulled him back it was a very angry Kai. He was punched swiftly in the face right between the eyes. All went black for the young blonde. Kai than dragged him out back and threw him into the garbage can. Than walked back inside to be with his bride.
Just as Kai returns to the dance floor he notices a crying Ray in the corner of the room...but he doesn't care and walks away mumbling to himself about how much of a fag ray is. So as Hillary and Kai begin there dance...yet again. Hillary finally feels the emotion called sympathy sends a oddly angered but none the less, still good friend Kenny to see what's going on with Ray. So Kenny reluctantly goes to see what's wrong with Ray."What's wrong with you man, men don't cry...they suppress their "feelings" explains Kenny "*sniff*go away...you wouldn't care" sniffles Ray "You have to tell me" Kenny told him "I'm your friend!"
"*Sniff*...*hick* ok...but...I need a microphone" So Kenny gets ray a microphone. "Test test...one two three...ummm...hi..Everyone my name is ray...AND IM A HOMOEXUAL" "OH MY GOOD GOD " yells Kenny and runs away from the now gay ray Everyone just stared wide eyed at ray and all the guys toke a good long step back from ray and tell him that if he ever touches them...there going to let Tyson swallow him whole Just then Kai walks up to ray and calmly says "Ray...no harsh feelings. But I'm going to have to ask you to leave...its just. To...awkward" .So Ray leaves crying once again and Kai and Hillary start they dance again with hopes of not being interrupted.
Kai leans down to Hillary and kisses her softly, Hillary feels her legs begin to buckle and she holds on to Kai for more support as he intensives the kiss. Suddenly they hear a loud voice yell " TYSON WOULD YOU STOP EATING!" It was Kenny, he looked really angry. And yet Tyson still didn't stop eating. "ARRGG" Kenny yelled as his skin became green and his body became large and muscley. Kai and Hillary stopped dancing and looked over to the scene wide eyed and in shock.
Kenny screamed once more and ripped his shirt off and punched Tyson so hard that he slammed right threw the wall and out into the garbage can with the drunken passed out Max. Kenny's eyes glowed red as he looked around. He looked sharply at Hillary and advanced towards her. He let out a loud laugh as Hillary screamed and hid behind Kai for protection.
Than suddenly Kenny turned back into normal and was naked. He looked down at himself and blushed. "What's going on?" He asked everyone. Than suddenly a woman came up behind him "Hey Chief" Kenny turned around "Dizzy?" he questioned confused "That's right! I'm free" than suddenly she pulled a large black garbage bag from her purse. Dizzy pulled it around Kenny's head and pushed him into the bag. "Well I'm taking off! Later! Congrats!" As she began to walk away from the bewildered guests with Kenny screaming like a boy going through puberty "Get me outta here!"
After they left Hillary sighed, "I say we get remarried" "Yah without anybody else here" Kai told her. He bent down and kissed her once more before heading off to Paris for their honeymoon.