The Second Wedding
I DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE!
Kai and Hillary had a lovely time in Paris for there honeymoon, now they had been back for quite some time planning there second wedding, with only themselves and family included, do to the fact that there friends had literally ruined there wedding, and Hillary's wedding dress.
They now danced slowly to "I don't wanna miss a thing" by areosmith. "Concrete Angel" brought them bad luck. When suddenly the large oak doors were pushed open, and in walked a drunken Max, a very naked Drunken Max, holding hands with a transvestite. Max was so wasted he didn't even know, he thought he had some hot chick with him. But it was really just some homo dressed as a woman to get some man
Hillary's mouth was agape as she watched Max "What...is..He doing...HERE!" Hillary whispered out in a deadly tone, that told you she didn't want to be messed with. "I don't know dear, calm down I'll take care of this!" Kai told her quickly trying to calm her down somewhat before she blew her casket. Kai swiftly walked up to Max. "I don't recall you being invited" Kai spat out coldly. "Man it's a party man, we just gotta party. Split a 40 just party."
"Well you can PARTY somewhere ELSE" Kai yelled at him as his left eye started to twitch violently. "GET OUT! YOU AND YOUR.."WOMAN" GET OUT OF MY FACE" Kai did some weird karate movement "Waaaaaaa" as he made to kick Max in the crotchal area, but Max backed away and Kai fell backwards, his left eye all the while still twitching. Max bent down to Kai's face "Alright budddyyy i'ma leave, but before I go, lemme give you my present" Max swiftly put his buttocks in Kai's face and farted, and ran away with his transvestite.
Just as the grand oak doors closed the wedding was once again intruded, not by Max, but by the now sickly skinny Tyson "hey guys" sported Tyson. But no sooner had Tyson spoken, that Kai had leaped off the ground from where he had fallen, left eye still a twitching and begun to yell curse words none stop, not even to get a breath. But during Kai's little cussing session a small voice was heard in the background. Kai immediately stopped for he knew it was his bride. "What was that?" asked Kai. "Let him stay, he's skinny now, maybe this time he won't get food on my new gown"
"Hmmmm...Perhaps your right...you may stay Tyson" replied Kai reluctantly. So just the music started again and Kai and Hillary started there dance once more. Tyson just kind of stood confused seeing how he had nothing to, he no longer eats food in the presence of Hillary and Kai, in fear of being beaten up again. So Tyson stuck a random rose that came from nowhere in between his lips and begun to tango by himself. It looked like it was going to be one of the best weddings ever. The music was perfect. The decorations were perfect, and Tyson wasn't eating.
But all good things come to a end as Tyson so stupidly tripped over Hillary's new white gown. Causing him to rip the a big giant hole in dress." YOU RIPPED MY DRESS YOU IDIOT...YOU MAY HAVE STOPPED EATING...BUT YOU'LL NEVER STOP BEING STUPID..NOW GET OUT OF MY CHAPEL BEFORE I SET THE DOGS ON YOU". And with that Tyson left but before leaving. He picks up a large bowl of green goo and throws it at Hillary getting it all over Hillary's now ripped and gooey dress. And as he leaves he lets out a girly little scream of laughter and heads out towards Tim Horton's.
As Kai carried Hillary to the reception, they both noticed that something wasn't right. There in the middle of the room was a black Garbage bag which was wiggling and... Moaning. Hillary hid behind Kai and told him that he should go check what's in the bag. So carefully and cautiously Kai made his way to the bag and slowly tore it opened. In the bag it reveled the naked gagged Kenny. Kai just stared at him for a few moments and then reluctantly help him out hoping that he doesn't stay for the rest of the wedding.
After releasing Kenny from his restraints, he jumped away and shook his fist wildly at him." WHY DID'NT YOU HELPME SOONER I COULDN'T BREATH YOU DAMN DIRTY APE" screamed the now very green Kenny and before Kai and Hillary knew it. Kenny was now very built and very angry.
Kenny looked at Kai and Hillary and soon began to thump on his green chest with his fists. And destroyed random objects just before escaping the building leaving a massive hole in the side of the chapel, he looked at Kai and Hillary with huge red eyes raging with angry and gave them the finger.
Hillary suddenly became very angry, and started breathing very heavily. Kai's left eye still twitched violently, and some random kid kept poking it with a stick to see if it were alive. Suddenly Kai grabbed the stick from the little kid and gave him the scariest death glare he could muster. He looked sharply at Hillary whose breathing had slowed slightly and said "I say we move to Canada, they'll never find us there!" Hillary's face broke out into a huge grin and said, "Oh anywhere that's away from them I'm good!" They raced out the door and off to there new home in Canada. Away from the team.
I DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT OWN BEYBLADE!
Kai and Hillary had a lovely time in Paris for there honeymoon, now they had been back for quite some time planning there second wedding, with only themselves and family included, do to the fact that there friends had literally ruined there wedding, and Hillary's wedding dress.
They now danced slowly to "I don't wanna miss a thing" by areosmith. "Concrete Angel" brought them bad luck. When suddenly the large oak doors were pushed open, and in walked a drunken Max, a very naked Drunken Max, holding hands with a transvestite. Max was so wasted he didn't even know, he thought he had some hot chick with him. But it was really just some homo dressed as a woman to get some man
Hillary's mouth was agape as she watched Max "What...is..He doing...HERE!" Hillary whispered out in a deadly tone, that told you she didn't want to be messed with. "I don't know dear, calm down I'll take care of this!" Kai told her quickly trying to calm her down somewhat before she blew her casket. Kai swiftly walked up to Max. "I don't recall you being invited" Kai spat out coldly. "Man it's a party man, we just gotta party. Split a 40 just party."
"Well you can PARTY somewhere ELSE" Kai yelled at him as his left eye started to twitch violently. "GET OUT! YOU AND YOUR.."WOMAN" GET OUT OF MY FACE" Kai did some weird karate movement "Waaaaaaa" as he made to kick Max in the crotchal area, but Max backed away and Kai fell backwards, his left eye all the while still twitching. Max bent down to Kai's face "Alright budddyyy i'ma leave, but before I go, lemme give you my present" Max swiftly put his buttocks in Kai's face and farted, and ran away with his transvestite.
Just as the grand oak doors closed the wedding was once again intruded, not by Max, but by the now sickly skinny Tyson "hey guys" sported Tyson. But no sooner had Tyson spoken, that Kai had leaped off the ground from where he had fallen, left eye still a twitching and begun to yell curse words none stop, not even to get a breath. But during Kai's little cussing session a small voice was heard in the background. Kai immediately stopped for he knew it was his bride. "What was that?" asked Kai. "Let him stay, he's skinny now, maybe this time he won't get food on my new gown"
"Hmmmm...Perhaps your right...you may stay Tyson" replied Kai reluctantly. So just the music started again and Kai and Hillary started there dance once more. Tyson just kind of stood confused seeing how he had nothing to, he no longer eats food in the presence of Hillary and Kai, in fear of being beaten up again. So Tyson stuck a random rose that came from nowhere in between his lips and begun to tango by himself. It looked like it was going to be one of the best weddings ever. The music was perfect. The decorations were perfect, and Tyson wasn't eating.
But all good things come to a end as Tyson so stupidly tripped over Hillary's new white gown. Causing him to rip the a big giant hole in dress." YOU RIPPED MY DRESS YOU IDIOT...YOU MAY HAVE STOPPED EATING...BUT YOU'LL NEVER STOP BEING STUPID..NOW GET OUT OF MY CHAPEL BEFORE I SET THE DOGS ON YOU". And with that Tyson left but before leaving. He picks up a large bowl of green goo and throws it at Hillary getting it all over Hillary's now ripped and gooey dress. And as he leaves he lets out a girly little scream of laughter and heads out towards Tim Horton's.
As Kai carried Hillary to the reception, they both noticed that something wasn't right. There in the middle of the room was a black Garbage bag which was wiggling and... Moaning. Hillary hid behind Kai and told him that he should go check what's in the bag. So carefully and cautiously Kai made his way to the bag and slowly tore it opened. In the bag it reveled the naked gagged Kenny. Kai just stared at him for a few moments and then reluctantly help him out hoping that he doesn't stay for the rest of the wedding.
After releasing Kenny from his restraints, he jumped away and shook his fist wildly at him." WHY DID'NT YOU HELPME SOONER I COULDN'T BREATH YOU DAMN DIRTY APE" screamed the now very green Kenny and before Kai and Hillary knew it. Kenny was now very built and very angry.
Kenny looked at Kai and Hillary and soon began to thump on his green chest with his fists. And destroyed random objects just before escaping the building leaving a massive hole in the side of the chapel, he looked at Kai and Hillary with huge red eyes raging with angry and gave them the finger.
Hillary suddenly became very angry, and started breathing very heavily. Kai's left eye still twitched violently, and some random kid kept poking it with a stick to see if it were alive. Suddenly Kai grabbed the stick from the little kid and gave him the scariest death glare he could muster. He looked sharply at Hillary whose breathing had slowed slightly and said "I say we move to Canada, they'll never find us there!" Hillary's face broke out into a huge grin and said, "Oh anywhere that's away from them I'm good!" They raced out the door and off to there new home in Canada. Away from the team.