I just couldn't resist writing this. It's been bugging me for a while. SasuNaru of course! Just a one-shot… unless you want me to continue.
Sasuke twitched. "Could you stop it?" He asked the blond beside him.
"Now why would I do that?" Naruto said and poked Sasuke on the arm again. They had been walking for only an hour now and Sasuke already felt like killing the boy beside him. They were going to the hidden sand village to pick up some kind of herb for a mission. It's just Naruto and Sasuke on this mission because it's simple.
"Naruto, stop it!" Sasuke said angrily and smacked said boy's hand away.
"Make me!" Naruto said and poked him again. Sasuke twitched at those words. His eyebrow looked like it was having a seizure. Naruto poked him again. And again and again and again. And everytime Sasuke's eyebrow twitched.
'All I need is for him to say it and I will be able to activate step one of operation Sasuke-will-be-MIINE!' Naruto thought.
"Naruto FUCK OFF!" Sasuke almost shouted and stopped,because you know Uchihas don't actually shoutunless they are in agonizing pain or just had their whole family murdered by their brother. So i guess it would be morelike talking loudly.
'Yosh! Now step one Turn-Sasuke- on- to-make-sure-he-is-at-least-physically-attracted-to-guys-so-you-don't-look-like-a-complete-retard starts now!'
"Oh, but Sasu-chan…" Naruto started and gave a devilish smile. 'You look surprised Sasu-chan. Is it from the name? Don't worry. After operation Sasuke-will-be-MIINE! is complete you will be hearing that name a lot more.' Naruto mentally told Sasuke.
Suddenly Naruto was in front of Sasuke. His hand was on Sasuke's hip and he pulled Sasuke closer. They were so close their noses were not even a millimeter apart . Sasuke felt Naruto's warm breath on his lips as the blond talked
"Fuck on, and you get much better results." The blue eyed blond said in a low seductive voice. Sasuke could feel a sweat drop go down his face and gulped. 'I am so turned on right now.' Sasuke thought as he felt the blood rush tothe lower part of his body.
Suddenly Naruto smiled the smile only Naruto could smile and put his hand behind his head.
"Haha! I psyched you out didn't I?" He said and ran up the street. Sasuke stood there frozen in shock.
"Hurry up bastard! You walk so slow!" Naruto shouted behind him. 'Hehehe… step one Turn-Sasuke- on- to-make-sure-he-is-at-least-physically-attracted-to-guys-so-you-don't-look-like-a-complete-retard complete.' Naruto thought and mentally patted himself on the back for his wonderful scheme.
'That was weird…' Sasuke thought. He started walking again and tried to ignore the bulge in his pants. Thank god Naruto is oblivious to everything. Or is he?
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