One fine sunny day in teletubby land the teletubbies were having some much needed beauty sleep. Po awoke and looked around. It was his day to get make up first. Glancing in a mirror at passing he saw a hideous sight upon a closer look there was a realization, it was him of course it was, just a big red blob.
Getting seated in the makeup chair the "artists" went to work and Po looked over the days script. Well you couldn't really call it a script since they didn't say any words except for saying stupid fucking things like "eh-oh", "big hug", and "bu-bye". After emitting a huge grunt Po pulled out a cigarette from the purse that Tinky-Winky carried around everywhere. Yes, it was final, Tinky-Winky is infact gay. Anyways, he smoked the cigarette and waited around gloomily until the rest of the Teletubbies were ready.
"Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies"
"That stupid damn stick" thought Po "I have a fucking horrible life"
They all started to jump around and dance and sing. They had to be happy for the the stupid audience. This was a horrible job, but i payed quite a lot and what other kind of fucked up job could a colorful blob get.
After a horrible day of fake happiness the Teletubbies raced back into there hill of a house and flopped onto the couch to figure out how to keep entertained. Finally deciding upon gagging themselves they took turns going into the bathroom. Po was last, the other Teletubbies sat around for him but he never came back.
They searched for him and eventually found him under a bed with a portable DVD player. The other 3 Teletubbies became pissed, he didn't share his entertainment. They became so worked up, and because they had nothing else to do, that they dragged poor pathetic Po outside and stopped in front of that fucking damn windmill. LaLa dissapeared and then emerged carrying a ladder.
"This will teach you" Dipsy said to Po.
Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, and Lala carried Po to the top of the ladder and threw him into the fast turning windmill. Po was immediately chopped up into bits and red fluff flew everywhere.
The remaining Teletubbies carried the ladder back and smiled at themselves obviously satisfied.
"Wait!" insisted Lala "we just put Po out of this horrid bitch of a life and we have to still live it"
At this the 3 Teletubbies raced back to the windmill set the ladder back up and proceded to jump one at a time into the windmill sending purple, green, and yellow fluff everywhere.
All was still in Teletubbie land until the rabbits realized what had happened. The news spread fast and there was a huge bunny party with the fluff used as confetti, party favors, and food.
It was the happiest day there ever was in Teletubby land.