BWAHAHAH! I Give you Chapter 7! At least right after reviews responses!

serial hugger- YAY! I feel so special that someone actually likes me! I wish I could have put more GaaNaru in it but I got lazy XD I love jealous Sasuke to! He's so cute that way! Ooh oreos Iruka in uber-sexy mermaid costume AND perhaps some oreo ice cream? How could I say no! :Hugs all the plushies mentioned so far in story/reviews/review responses and also squeals like a mentally disturbed fan-girl: Thank you so much for the reviews! I love you so much! :hugs back:

A. L. S.(- Yes Naruto is a tricky little bastard isn't he?

demon-flying - I'm so glad you think it's good! Reviews like that make me so happy!

SpiritsFlame- My pleasure!

Lady Samurai- Sasuke is seme! Naruto is uke!

Seika- YAY! I love chocolate! I'm sorry! I don't know what's wrong with me! Hmm I've never had bocliva before… It sounds good though! I'll make this one longer! What are you talking about? Lee's eyebrows are dead sexy XD

Kunna- Jealous Sasuke makes me laugh to! He's so cute that way!

This chapter has SasuNaru-ness! YAY! Finally! Bwahahahah!

Sasuke dragged Naruto in between two shops. The older boy pushed Naruto against the wall.

"Sasuke what are you doi-" The loud blond was cut off as Sasuke's lips went hard against his.

Sasuke pulled away for air and Naruto whimpered at the loss.

"I love you, dobe." Sasuke said softly.

"Love you too, bastard." Naruto said back and smiled. His smile didn't last long though because Sasuke moved in for another kiss.

Sasuke licked Naruto's bottom lip asking for entrance. The blond complied and opened his mouth slightly and Sasuke slipped his tongue into the blonds mouth. Naruto moaned slightly as the darker boys tongue searched his mouth. Sasuke took this as encouragement and put his hands up Naruto's shirt, searching the Kyuubi holder's body. Naruto pulled away from the raven-haired boy, both slightly panting.

"Take me now…Sasuke." Naruto said lustfully. Sasuke smirked.

"We can't do it here in the open dobe." Said the Uchiha heir. The blond looked thoughtful for a second then he brightened up. Sasuke could swear he saw a light bulb above Naruto's head for a second there.

"Then let's go to the hotel." He said with a mischievous smile on his face then dragged the stoic boy behind him. Sasuke didn't complain.

When they reached their room Naruto pulled out the key shakily. He was so nervous and excited his hand was shaking and he fumbled with the key. Sasuke, seeing how nervous Naruto is, put his arms around him from the back resting his hands on the blonds stomach, trying to comfort him. But Saukes hands had a mind of their own and moved down to the hem of the orange pants, playing with the fabric. This only made Naruto even more nervous and fumble even more with the key.

Eventually Sasuke took the key from Naruto and opened the door. The blond blushed as they walked in and Sasuke smirked at how cute the blond looks when he blushes.

"Now… Where were we?" Sasuke asked after he closed the door, and walked up to Naruto.

BWAHAHAHA! I stop now just to torment you! I might write lemon next chappie might skip it! I've never written a lemon before so I'm not sure if it will be good or not.

Sasu-chan- It will be good…. As long as I get to fuck Naruto!

Naru-chan- Sasuke! Who says you get to be seme?

Sickness- I do!

Naru-chan- Awwwe! I wanted to be seme!

Gaara- If you come with me I'll let you be seme!

Sickness- NO! It must be SasuNaru! I might right a GaaNaru one later!

Gaara- You better!

Sickness- WOOHOO! Review and you get an awesome figurine of Gaara chasing Naruto with drool hanging from his mouth and Sasuke standing by them jealously glaring!

Sasu-chan- What! Why can't I be 'with' Naruto! If you know what I mean?

Sickness- Sorry Sasu-chan decision has been made!

Sasu-chan- Damn…

Sickness- REVIEW!