OKAY! Chapter 8!Wow! I feel so special!

Sasu-chan- :cough:special needs:cough:

Sickness- SHUT UP!

OKAY! again…. I have decided to not have lemon! :dodges flying objects: that was close! BUT! Yes there is a but! If you want lemon email me at and then I will email it back to you! So if you want it email if you don't want it don't email! Everyone's happy! But just warning you it will probably suck horribly…. ALSO! I have decided to do review responses at end! Cause I feel like doing it that way!

On with the fic!

Sasuke handed the clerk lady the key, his free arm around Naruto's waist. The clerk lady smiled.

"Did you two enjoy your stay?" She asked giving the couple a suggestive smile. The couple blushed at that comment. 'Did she hear us?' They both thought worriedly.

"uh… yes." Sasuke managed to choke out. They left the hotel as fast as they could.

The two walked down the streets of sand, Sasuke's arm still around Naruto.

"Shouldn't we get the herb?" Naruto asked remembering why they were here in the first place.

At the herb place thingy

"May I help you?" The old woman at the counter said as Naruto, and Sasuke approached.

"We're the ninja's sent here by Konoha to pick up the herbs." Sasuke said.

"Oh, that's right." The old woman said and walked into the back.

"You two make a cute couple. How long have you been together?" She asked from the back. Naruto and Sasuke blushed.

"Just.. today." Naruto said, feeling a little embarrassed and nervous.

"Well I hope you last a long time. I would hate to see a ho-.. er… cute couple like you break up." Said the old woman as she came out from the back and handed Sasuke the package. Naruto and Sasuke gave the old woman a surprised look. 'This old lady is perverted and creepy.' Naruto thought.

Sasuke looked at her. And she looked at Naruto. Not just looked at Naruto, she eyed him! She fucking eyed Sasuke's Naruto! His Dammit!

"Uuh…. We need to go. Thanks I guess." Sasuke said as he pulled Naruto desperately out of the shop and away from the wandering eyes of the perverted old woman.

"Wow… That was creepy." Naruto said still a little surprised that such a sweet old woman could say such a horrible perverted thing.

"Did you see the way she looked at you!" Sasuke said possessively.

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked. Oh, how sweet and innocent his pure mind is. Well… it was pure before this morning. Sasuke smirked at the thought.

"She was checking you out." Sasuke said not concerned anymore because his thoughts were… elsewhere.

"WHAT? OMG! I feel so violated!" Naruto shouted angrily.

"Don't worry. From now on I'll be the only one to violate you. And if someone else does I'll fucking kill him." Sasuke said pulling Naruto closer to him as they walked. 'YES! He's finally mine!' Both of them thought as they walked home.

Wow… what a crappy chapter… But I have something to tell you all!

YOU SHOULD READ THIS IF YOU PLAN ON CONTINUEING READING THIS FIC!

I am not continuing this fic :dodges random objects thrown by reviewers: Was that a cat?

Sasu-chan- Your getting off topic.

Sickness- Oh ya! BUT! Yes another but! I am writing a sequel! Yes a sequel. Because I love you and I actually kinda like this fic. So it is continued technically, just not in this fic link thingy.

Naru-chan- You don't make that much sense.

Sickness- SHUT UP! gawd you two are so annoying… SO! The title of the fic will probably be 'Back off bitch! He's mine!' Or something like that. Are you allowed to put swears in titles? I hope so! If I'm not could someone tell me…

REVIEW RESPONSE TIME!

SpiritsFlame- Please don't glare! It's creepy… Sorry for lack of smut…

serial hugger- (also responding to review for fic 'silence') I love getting reviews from you! They make me laugh and fill me with joy and oreos! You are probably one of my favorite reviewers! 'Cause your reviews actually have some substance and are easy to reply to! I do like short review to though… They are fun! Am I allowed to accept the gifts even if it's not actual continuation but sequel? I'm glad your not mad! I'd be so upset if you were mad at me… Awe I wish your scanner worked! I would so love to see them! I love looking at peoples fanart! I'm so glad you liked the kiss scene! It was one of my firsts and I'm very unconfident about writing stuff like that… Did someone say oreos? I could never get sick of oreos! Ooh a plushie of Naruto in a dominatrix, whip and spiked collar would be so cool! I'm not against Naru-chan being seme I just don't see Sasuke being uke… He seems too pride-filled to be XD You really think I'm good at chibi-yaoi? :eyes get all big and watery: That makes me so happy! It also makes me happy that I can help someone out of their boring day! Your job sounds horrible… I wouldn't be able to do it…. Holy shit… long response…

Paulina Nicole Suarez- Why what? What the fuck are you talking about? Who did I involve? I have no fucking idea what your talking about… I doubt you read this far but still I like to respond to people just in case but if you did read this far please explain yourself cause you make NO FUCKING SENSE!

Kuanna- If you want lemon email me! Or tell me your email so I can email it to you! Okey? But just telling you it will probably suck…

Seika- Do I still get ice cream cake if you have to email? Cause I still technically wrote it… You just have to email me for it! Or tell me your email so I can email it to you.

REVIEWS END! BWAHAHA!

Sasu-chan- You have some major issues…

Sickness- Don't blame me! Blame my parents for dropping me on my head when I was a baby!

Sasu-chan- You need a therapist or something…

Sickness- Bah… I don't need a therapist

Sasu-chan- Yes you do….

Sickness- Oh well! Just another thing I need that I can't have!

Naru-chan- Someone should really help her.

Sasu-chan- Do you want to do it?

Naru-chan-… never mind

Sickness- If you review you get… Old woman plushie with perverted look an her face! YAY!

Sickness OUT! … wow… that was one of the most lamest things I've ever said…