I once knew a strange lady by the name of Achi Cachi Livarachi who has been dead for many years now but her name wasn't the strangest thing about her. This woman carried pigeon feed in her pocket at all times for the soul reason it might rain. She never told me how this made sense in any way shape or form. When the woman spoke you could never understand a thing that she said she might have said "My dear boy your fly is un done!" and I would have herd "Ma puppy eely monoydtosis!" most of the time little did I know she was giving advice but I of course thought the woman was speaking gibberish. Therefore I would be on my merry way never realizing that my zipper should have been zippered at once! It would have been a wonderful thing if any one in this world could understand her and she could have helped many people. But there was one time I was amazed I could understand the fowl smelling woman was when she told me "Things are newt allays as they seed". And to this day I believe she was saying, "Things aren't always as they seem." And in this part of the depressing Baudelaire orphans lives this plays a huge and important role.

Kit Snicket and the children had riding merrily in the car. They had been silent for some time now humming happily to her self she would pause in the middle of the song and ask a question like "What did they like to do in their spare time" or in other words when they weren't running from villains with bad hygiene. They would them answer in a polite manner with responses like "Oh well Sunny likes to cook and such and Violet invents and Klaus reads until his eyes close." boring conversation about there selves and Kit were basically the only happenings that went on in the car for just about two hours. But no one really minded because they got to know each other very well. Then something popped into Violet's mind

"Ummm…excuse me Kit but why is it that you're rather taken with asking us questions that have rather obvious answers." She asked politely.

"Well my dears" she began "I have been in hiding for some time now. I will explain more about that later. But any way I have not heard anything more about you than you were the spawn of two of my dearest friends on this earth until I read of the fire in the newspaper and I was determined to find you. I was having no luck what so ever until I met a charming young man by the name of Quigley Quagmire. He claimed to be searching for you too. So we teamed up and I tracked you down using the information he had in that nice little book of his and had him send you a coded telegram. I figured you being your parents children must have had a high level of intelligence and would hopefully soon understand the code and thank heavens you did. So you see my dears you are like total strangers to me all I no is what Quigley has told me. All three of you children are brilliant. He has told me you're approximate ages and that Klaus has a rather wide vocabulary and where's glasses, Sunny has four rather sharp teeth and that violet ties her hair up when she's ready to save the day and mentioned that she had rather pretty eyes but I really don't understand that last part."

At that part Violet grinned and blushed ferociously. "Well that's a brief summary of us" she said as the car came to a halt.

The children looked out of the window and were surprised to find not a large luxurious hotel but a small opening to a forest.

"Um Kit" Klaus began "This doesn't look much like a hotel."

"Oh my dear no one ever said about go to a hotel when I have a house!" Kit answered. It was becoming clear to the Baudelaire's that Ms. Kit Snicket was a brilliant person but was at times an air head. " Oh my I'm sorry if you're referring to Hotel Denouement we wont be going any where near that place until tomorrow the less time we spend there the better now get out or the car and follow me!"

And this the Baudelaire children did. They hopped out of the taxi (well they didn't actually hop the more like quickly stepped out of the vehicle) and followed the women into the forest.

"Kappa Modozwodi!" Sunny meant something like " Ms. Snicket you might mentioned but a brief five seconds ago that we were going to your home. We are now currently walking deeper into a forest. WOMEN HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!"

Violet was quicktranslating not mentioning the " HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!" and just simply snickering at her sister's crude humor.

" My home is in the forest. As I told you earlier I went into hiding and decided I should sty there for a little while to I built my self a home and too some of my stuff frm the V.F.D headquarters to place in my new home. So my home had to be well hidden and what better way to hide it then with nature!" she exclaimed " Now this forest is out in the middle of no where so I didn't have ot put my home that far in but just so far as no hunter running astray would find it so we have a bit of a walk."

The woman and the children walked for about fifteen minutes until a small cottage could be seen in the distance. It look like the home of the seven dwarfs in the story of snow white and the seven dwarfs which happened to be a favorite of the children.

They were almost to the home when they heard a loud scream coming from the cottage all of them began to run could have happened that could have caused someone to scream and who could it have been?

Ok wat'd yea think. It was a bit longer than the last chapter but the one after tjis will be even longer I hope. Review please!