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"Uh…dad….nice to see you," Chandler said out loud but in his mind he was thinking, Oh my god my dad too!
"Hello," Monica said politely. "Well dinner will be about 5 more minutes, why don't you guys go make yourself comfortable and then we'll eat," said His mom.
"How can we be comfortable," Chandler mumbled. "What's that Honey," his mom asked.
"Just clearing my throat," Chandler lied.
As they were walking to the dinner table, Chandler felt more uncomfortable then ever before.
DING the timer went off. "Well, Dinner is done, so lets eat," said Nora as she was carrying food to the table.
.Monica looked at Chandler and she felt sorry for him, he was sitting their with the sweat dripping off his forehead.
"Oh here you go….m…mo..mm…mom." He squeezed the words out giving her a present.
"Thank you." Through out dinner there was a limited amount of conversation. But then again there wasn't much to say. With Chandler almost never seeing his mom and his dad dressed up as a girl and gay.
"You could of just said No I don't want to come but being here and acting like that!" Said Chandler's mom as she threw down her fork.
They all stared at her with puzzled looks. "I can see you don't want to be here, but I am asking one night Chandler one night, and out of all those nights, my birthday."
"Well maybe I would be more nicer if you'd start being A MOM!" Chandler fought back.
Then she ran off into the bathroom.
"What did I say?" Chandler said. He didn't get it she wanted him to forgive her for all her screw up mistakes but you cant just forget stuff like that Chandler was thinking to himself.
He was angry that she was getting blamed him for coming! Then he ran off to his old room and Monica followed him.
"Chandler, sweetie maybe we should just go," said Monica. "Oh my god, what did she do?" Chandler asked out loud. As he got into his room and it was messed up he squinted and tried to make out what things were. "I think that's my bed under all that clothes," he joked.