The Florist Diaries
By: Lynn Metallium
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I'm poor, please don't kill me or sue me. I'm armless, leg-less and goat-less so pretty please don't sue me!
Author Notes: Has anyone ever done this before? Probably…I'm sorry if it looks like I stole someone's idea, but I thought it would be really funny and I've never seen it done for Weiss ;;
Yohji
Day One: Got up at an ungodly hour. 12 is not an actual time. Must get more beauty rest, I suffer…ah the pain…Broke sunglasses. Feel that my life is now over. Will never be able to watch Aya without them,…
Note to self: I am so the whoriest man whore that ever lived. Must get in Aya's pants.
Day Two: Did not go to work. Sever tongue lashing from Aya. Unfortunately it was not a tongue lashing in my mouth. Even used special minty fresh mouth wash. Feeling this is very unfortunate. Must go out tonight and hang on women to make him jealous.
Note to Self: Leather pants do not phase Aya at all, but will give the chibi a nose bleed.
Day Three: Had ten cups of coffee then went to work today. Watered a plant. Feeling that this was an accomplishment. Go me. Maybe Chibi will give me a cookie.
Note to Self: I am still the whoriest man whore ever. I am oh so pretty.
Day Four: Went out shopping. Wonder how Aya feels about black satin sheets. Want to invest in a water bed, hear the sex is good. Bought cute flowery bubble bath, hope the boys go out soon. Want to use.
Note to Self: GOT to get into Aya's pants. Having issues getting out of own pants when seeing him walk around.
Day Five: Need to get laid. Just need to get laid.
Note to self: Need to NOT smack Aya's ass. Cheek hurts. Very much. Fear bruising.
Day Six: Boys finally went out. Love flowery bubble bath, feel oh so pretty. Smelling like a girl is rather appealing. Wonder how Aya feels about cutesy flower bubble bath. Sounds girly. Aya is a girl name, its similar. Still need to get laid.
Day Seven: Went on mission. Aya noticed pretty flower bubble bath smell. Asked about girlfriend. Couldn't lie, said she was a redhead. Maybe he got it. Hope so. Still need to get laid.
Note to self: Blood stains are a bitch to get out of nice clothes. Must get machine washables for …. Flower shop…
Day Eight: Gave Aya sex ..er… breakfast in bed. Had tea spilt on favorite shirt. Feel this is not an improvement. Don't think he got the redhead thing. Still need to get laid.
Note to self: Ask Chibi to be quieter when he looks at porn. Not appealing to hear children moan. Ask if he will switch with Aya, Aya moans seem more appealing.
Day Nine: Went to work. Received another tongue lashing from Aya, but in mouth. Then pushed me down the stairs. Oh glory be. May make it into his pants yet.
Note to self: Aya likes silk sheets. Must invest. Hope that leg is not broken. Castes are so not pretty. Will cry if not the prettiest whoriest man whore ever.
Day Ten: Got laid. Cannot walk, but had great sex. Life is good.
Continue?...Yes?...No?...Maybe?...Kinda?...Sorta?...o.o...