The Florist Diaries

By: Lynn Metallium

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I'm poor, please don't kill me or sue me. I'm armless, leg-less and goat-less so pretty please don't sue me!

Authors Note: Yaaay another one! Who do you want next?

Aya

Day One: Forced to wake the man whore up at noon. When he didn't show for work, was forced to break his sunglasses. Left the pieces on his bed, stupid man whore, hope he suffers.

Note to self: Must kill Takatori because I am god.

Day Two: Gave severe tongue-lashing to the man whore. Who does he think he is? Was forced to look like a statue when man whore was rubbing up on me in those leather pants. Bastard. Waited up all night for him to get back. Feel like a mommy hen. He came back drunk and smelling like a cheep floozy. Insensitive bastard.

Note to self: Never wait up for the stupid man whores. Ever. Bastard.

Day Three: Went to visit my sister today. Had the feeling that I went and talked to myself for an hour. Also have the feeling that man whore did no work around the shop today. Looking into castration, hear it makes improvements on attitudes.

Note to self: Let Ken do the cooking more often. Then let the Chibi do the cleaning. They are slaves. I am god.

Day Four: Noticed the man whore has trouble walking. Acts like he has a stick in his pants. Stupid bastard. Would serve him right. I think he wants to get in my pants. This is unacceptable. Barely enough room for me in my pants, much less him and me. Don't know what he is thinking.

Note to self: Hate girls. Cept sister. Hate customers. They suck. Like Takatori. Must kill Takatori. Because I am god.

Day Five: Anger. Severe anger. Going to kill man whore. Ass will never be the same. Has been violated! Ass is not for smacking …. Without permission. Stupid man whore. Should have just asked first.

Note to self: Wear these pants more often, man whore likes to stare.

Day Six: Went out to eat. Came back and the house smelt curiously like girly flowery bubble bath…. Have sneaky suspicion man whore had a female over while everyone was gone. Bastard.

Note to self: Kill female that stank up the house with her flowery being. Right after Takatori.

Day Seven: Went on a mission. Noticed man whore smelt curiously like a flowery female. Asked about girlfriend. He says she's a red head. BASTARD.

Note to self: So NOT jealous.

Day Eight: Could not sleep. Chibi was moaning, need to look into gags. Man whore brought breakfast in bed. Wonder how he got in room, swore the door was locked. Threw the tea at him. Bastard. Hate him for being the prettiest man whore ever.

Note to self: Am red head. Should be man whore's red head.

Day Nine: Man whore was such a man whore today. Could not stand it. Gave him severe tongue lashing … in mouth. Hate how he does this to me, so shoved him down the stairs. Served him right.

Note to self: Hope his leg his broken. Then can play maid and feed soup in bed. Yay.

Day Ten: Had great sex. Sad that leg is not broken. But feel that man whore has made up for it. Think today he cannot walk. Sister would be proud of me.

Note to self: Still need to find the red-headed girlfriend. Will kill. Will not share good sex with something that bleeds for a week and does not die. Bitch.