"Welcome back everyone, to Whose Line is it Anyway." Botan says and smiles at the camera as she pulls out Koenma's JR hat. "Okay at the beginning of the show we asked members of the audience to pick suggestions, we put the best ones in this hat and our performers have to act them out, Okay guys come on down." Botan says as the guys move onto different sides, Kuwabara and Yusuke on the left side and Hiei and Kurama on the right.
"Okay," Botan pulls out a postet, "things you don't usually hear from your wife."
Yusuke walks out, "Its okay, go out with that hooker just make sure you get your money's worth." walks back to his side.
BUZZZZ
Botan shakes her head and pulls out another, "things Hiei does when no one is looking." Botan snickers lightly as Hiei growls.
Kuwabara bolts out first and looks around making sure the coast is clear, imitating what Hiei would do. "La lalaalala, it is such a beautiful day, I think I will frolic through the flowers." Kuwabara skips around and goes back to his side is he is buzzed.
Kurama walks out and smiles, "one day I will tell the world that I love my friends and care about them…I am making these valentines for them right now" Pretends to cut out valentines."
Hiei Walks out taking Kurama's Place…"Now is my chance to kill all three of them"
BUZZZZ
"Hiei, that's not very nice." Botan calls and pulls out another, "Things that should not be shown on Television."
Kurama Pulls out Hiei and Kuwabara and Pushes them together in a small kiss. Hiei and Kuwabara pull Away Spitting and wiping the kiss away.
"Yep that should not be shown on TV or even done in life…" Botan Winces
Yusuke laughs as he comes up and starts Striping. "I'm to sexy for my Clothes…" Sings and Botan Buzzes him. "What?"
Botan shakes her head, "Okay last one." Smiles then laughs at what the card says, "Things you don't want to say to a deranged psycho killer"
Yusuke Walks out and Pulls out Hiei, "Here, kiss my Friend…" Points at Kuwabara and Hiei growls.
Kurama Walks out Pulling Hiei out…
"Are you guys saying that I am a deranged Psycho killer?" Hiei asked, "Well I am not deranged."
"That's right I am the man who slept with your wife…" Kurama says to Hiei
BUZZZZBUZZZBUZZZZZZ.
"That's Great. Okay our next game will be Lets Make a Date. This is for all four of you." Botan says, "Kuwabara you are on dating type show and the others are the bachelors each one has been given a strange quark or identity, you have to guess who they are."
"Hello Bachelors." Kuwabara says in a feminine voice "Okay Bachelor Number one, I enjoy long walks one the beach, what do you enjoy?" Looks at Yusuke and waits
(Obsessed barber who loves Hair as he would a woman) "I love to… Cut it and keep it …" looks at Hiei's hair and beams, "Ooh" Strokes Hiei's hair.
"Okay, Bachelor Number two, if I was a glass of milk what type of cookie would you dip into me?" Kuwabara looks at Kurama and smiles
Kurama reads his card and frowns then gets into character (washed up rack star trying to kill himself in imposable ways) "My song you are my Oreo was a number one hit." Pretends to cry, "oh I am done with this" Throws his hands in the air and pulls out an fake spoon, "with this spoon I end my life" Sticks it in his eye.
"Okay then, haha you are silly, Um bachelor number three, Roses are red Violets are purple, if you were a vegetable what color would your hair be in the summer time?
"It wouldn't be red!" Glares at Kurama and jumps out of his seat and walks up to Kurama and pulls on his hair. (Hates the color red and wants to see it die)
"Ow…" Kurama winces as Hiei yanks a little too hard.
"Um, Right, Okay Back to you bachelor number one, same question." Kuwabara asks Yusuke
"Hair? Did you say hair, I love hair, and this red hair is so pretty." Yusuke also pulls on Kurama's hair.
"Bachelor number two what is your favorite song and will it be ours?"
"Pull harder! Here I come god…" Flinches as his eyes tear from being pulled by his hair
"I don't think I will be picking you. Last one, number three when I was born my mother said that I was the ugliest thing in the world, if she were where right now, what would you say to her to defend me?"
"Actually I would agree with her and tell you that you are the ugliest thing even now…" Pauses and looks at Botan who has a red ribbon in her hair. "It must die"
Botan sits back in shock having forgotten that she is wearing the ribbon, "Now Hiei, its only a game show, I didn't make you…Koenma did…" Jumps as he pulls the ribbon from her hair letting it fall as he burns the ribbon in his hands. "Oh, Hey Hiei, that was my ribbon now what am I going to do with my hair?"
"Leave it down." Smiles and walks back to his stool.
"Umm, okay." Botan blushes and shakes her head, "Okay Kuwabara can you guess who they are?"
"Urameshi is a hair crazed person?"
"Okay but what kind of people deal with hair?"
"Barbers. He is a deranged barber?"
"Yep."
"Kurama is…a suicidal Person and he is doing it wrong."
"Yeah I'll give you that one."
"And the shrimp is someone who hates red things."
"Yeah okay." Botan smiles and pulls out another card, "Hey our next game will be restricted lines (v-v I forgot the real name) in this game Kurama and Hiei will only get to say two lines and Yusuke can say anything he likes." Botan explains as they take their places, "Kurama your two lines are "Are we there yet?" and "that cant be good" Hiei your lines are, "Yo Mama!" and "Get down!" the scene is you are in a toy store trying to get the newest toy before it is sold out. Okay begin."
Yusuke Points to an invisible stand through the doors of the store before it opens, "Okay the toys are right there and as soon as the doors open we split up and try to…"
"Are we there yet?" Kurama asks
"No, I have to finished the plan so…"
"Yo Mama."
"Okay there is no need to bring mothers into this. Now can I finish the plan?" Yusuke asks irritated, "Like I was saying when the doors open we split up and find the fasted route to the toys got it? Okay ready? Let's go."
"Are we there yet?"
"Hurry before…"
"Get Down!" Hiei yells pointing at a fake crowd of people.
"Ah, Watch it! okay Kurama since Hiei is busy I need you to get the last toy, right there." Points.
Kurama shakes his head, not wanting to go, "That can't be good"
"Just go."
"Yo Mama!" Hiei shouts as he shoves away fake people.
"Oh no there goes the last toy." Yusuke pouts
"That can't be good"
"No, it's not good! We just missed it, no thanks to you two." Yusuke frowns
"Yo Mama." Hiei holds his hands out and an invisible toy falls into his hand
"You did it Hiei, Awesome! Lets get out of here." Smiles
"Get down." Starts to dance
Kurama points at Hiei's dance and frowns, "That can't be good"
BBUUUUUZ!
"Okay a trillion bazillion gazillion billion million and one points to all of you!" Botan blows a kiss to Hiei and waves back at the cameras "Okay we are going to commercial, see you later."
