Hello all. Okay I am going to write this differently because future tense is messing my past tense up. So without further adieu I bring you Whose Line, Yu Yu style…

Botan: Hello everyone and welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show were everything's made up and the points don't matter. (Looks down at the cards and smiles) our next game is 90-second alphabet. This game is for Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei.

Yu/Ku/Hi: (walk down to center stage)

Botan: What they have to do is act out a scene but they are only allowed to start a sentence with the next letter of the alphabet starting with the letter…

Audience member 1: U!

Botan: the letter U. Okay and your scene is… You are all stranded on an island with 50,000 fangirls. Anytime you are ready, Begin.

Yusuke: Under there! Hide! (Looks behind him as if the girls are chasing them.)

Hiei: Very smart detective. (Says with distain)

Kurama: What are you two doing? (As they hide)

Yusuke: (points at the girls behind him) X marks the spot!

Hiei: O.O' you are an idiot.

Kurama: (points before them) Zebras! Lets ride them to safety. Oh but there are only two.

Yusuke: (points at the same spot Kurama did) Ass. (They get on the fake animals.)

Hiei: Baka, lets just go.

Kurama: Can't you go any faster? (Talks to his zebra)

Yusuke: Don't rush me.

Hiei: Enough! He wasn't talking to you.

Kurama: (looks behind him as they ride) F- (blinks and smiles innocently) I would never say that.

Yusuke: Good God! They're catching up. O.O

Hiei: How will we get out of this one?

Yusuke: Just stay here and let me get away, they like you two more anyway.

Hiei: Know what? You are starting to get on my nerves.

Kurama: Look, we don't have time for this.

Yusuke: (whines) My Ass broke. (Falls behind)

Hiei: Never say that again, Detective.

Kurama: (stops his Zebra and gets off) Oh No!

Yusuke: (gets off of his donkey and run to them) P? Please tell me, we are not surrounded.

Hiei: (looks around) Quarter! (Points to the ground hoping to use Yusuke as a distraction and sure enough he dives for it)

Kurama: (shakes his head sadly) Reckless.

Botan: Ten Seconds.

Yusuke: (pretends to get jumped by the girls) S-stop! Ah! No…

Hiei: Time to go, Kurama

Kurama: Undoubtedly.

BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Botan: Okay Fifty points to anyone who's name starts with H. (looks at her next card as they sit down) Okay one of my personal favorite games, Okay Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei will be given a strange quark or identity. Kurama you will be hosting a party and you have to guess who they are, so take center stage. And you three go off to the side and I will bring you in one by one with the doorbell.

Boys: (do as they are told and as Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei read their card Kurama prepares)

Kurama: (pretends to be on the phone) Yes mother, don't worry it will only be a few friends. (Cringes) No I will not invite Maya! (Shutters) yes, I love you too. (Hangs up)

Botan: (Ding Dong)

Kurama: (opens the door) Come in. (smiles)

Yusuke: (( Maya)) Charges in H-Hey… Eee! Oh my god, thanks for inviting Me…

Kurama: Y-yeah sure. (opens the door again as the doorbell rings) Hello?

Kuwabara: ((A frog trying to be kissed so he can become a prince)) Ribbit! Croak! (Gets on the ground and hops around making a kissy face)

Kurama: (Opens the door again) God help me… Come in,

Hiei: ((A variety of T.V commercials)) No Obligation. Call Now! (Walks in)

Kurama: so glad that all of you could make it.

Yusuke: (on the phone) Oh, MY. GOD. I am at Shuichi's house. He is so hot. We are going to get married and have lots and lots of kids. (Hangs up and screams)

Kurama: eheh…

Yusuke: (hugs Kurama tightly) come on Love. You know you want this. Oh I just love you to iddy biddy pieces. My snuggle bear.

Kurama: (pushes him off) Okay then (moves on)

Kuwabara: Ribbit…. (Jumps up and Kisses Yusuke and stands up straight) I feel pretty. (Looks at himself) Oh yeah…

Kurama: Okay Frog prince…

Botan: (buzzes Kuwabara out)

Hiei: (points at Kuwabara) We all do dumb things, paying too much for car insurants shouldn't be one of them.

Yusuke: (bites his finger looking at Kurama)

Hiei: (walks up to Yusuke and pretends to be holding something in his hands) You put the lime in the coke, you nut.

Yusuke: Oh man I have wanted you forever Shuichi… EEEEE!

Kurama: I thought I didn't invite you, Maya!

Botan: (Buzzes Yusuke out)

Hiei: (whispers) Zoom Zoom. (Runs around)

Kurama: Okay, Hiei is umm, Television Commercials?

Botan: That's right. (BUZZZZZZZ)

Audience: (Applause)

Botan: Okay, 5000 points to Kurama for being so smart. No points to Kuwabara for kissing Yusuke. 5 points for Yusuke who let Kuwabara kiss him and Ten million points for Hiei, because I never knew he watched T.V.

Botan: We are going to go to a commercial and when we get back we'll find out who the winner is.

Suzuka: Where are my pictures! Beautiful Colors (makes a rainbow of color) take it from the Beautiful Suzuka, and I mean beautiful. Kodak pictures right in the store. Just enter, Click and print. Ahahahahaha!

Botan: and we are back, and Hiei is the winner. Now the rest of us are going to play… HOEDOWN!

Audience: (cheers)

Botan: Okay what we need is the name of a group of people you wish you could understand.

Audience member 2: Preps!

Audience Member 16: Gangsters!

Audience Member 6: Girls!

Botan: Okay Girls. You will be doing the girls hoedown. Played by Yukina on Piano and Keiko on guitar. (The music starts to play)

Yusuke: Girls are really scary, Girls are really fine. When I try to touch one, they always try to run, I guess I should worry, I guess I shouldn't fret, cuz I'm gonna get lucky with one I just met.

Kurama: Girls can be a hassle, Girls can be a chore, they always chase me all around, They think I am a whore, I don't want a girlfriend and here is the pitch, the reason I don't want one: My last one was a bitch.

Kuwabara: I have a girlfriend, she is really sweet, she is very pretty, she thinks I'm very neat. When I try to tell her, just how I feel, she doesn't understand me, but my heart she did steel.

Botan: People always ask me, why I take so long, to fix my hair and makeup, they think I am quite wrong, but at least I am not like Yusuke and go out in a thong…

All: Go Out In A Thong!

Botan: Okay that's all the time we have for today.