I don't own KP.


On a beautiful June 25th Ron Stoppable drove up to the church. Kim's church proved to be to small for the incredible turn out for their second wedding ceremony. Fortunately, Mr. Paisley got them booked into a church that was. It was the least he could do after Kim saved him from that laser web.

He had just came from visiting his mother's grave. He insured that his tuxedo was perfect. For once in his life, he didn't want to look like an idiot. He straitened his tie, took a deep breath, and walked into the church.

The first person he saw in the church was Dr. Drakken. He looked very different. For one: his skin wasn't blue anymore. His hair was actually well-kept, but the ponytail remained. And, instead of his traditional dark blue lab coat, he wore a tux. Drakken had turned himself in and went reformed after hearing about Kim and Ron's engagement. Now, Ron finally had a chance to ask him why.

"Hey, Dr. Drakken," Ron said nervously, half expecting Drakken to go nuts on him, "Or is it Mr. Lipsky now?"

"Stoppable, after all we've been through, you can call me "Drew"," the older man answered.

"And you can call me "Ron", Dra-ew."

Drew laughed then, after an uncomfortable silence, said, "Well? Out with it, man. I know you have questions to ask me."

"Uh, yeah," Ron said, "I'm wondering...why'd you turn yourself in?"

"Well, you and Kimmie were hard enough to fight as it is. Now that you're going to be man and wife, you two will be unstoppable. Hey, that sounds like your name!" (Ron groaned) Drew said, then looked at Shego and continued, "And you know what they say, 'If you can't bet 'em, join 'em.'"

Shego was warring a long green dress and black gloves. She must feel naked without something green on.

"How'd you do it, Drew?" Ron asked.

"Uh-huh. How?" Rufus chimed in.

"What do you mean?" Drew said, seeming to realize that he was staring.

"How did you get Shego to turn good again?"

"Oh. Well I just explained to her how hard her villain-life was."

"Drew has great persuasion skills," Shego said, after walking towards the two.

"For a long time I thought I was going to miss being a super villain, but I do not," Drew said, "How are things out there, Sarah?"

"You won't believe how much press is out there," Shego said, "Half of them want to know why I became good. They are all such pests."

"What did you expect at Kim Possible's wedding, Sh-Sarah?" Ron asked.

"Good point, Stoppable," she replied, "By the way, why didn't you invite us to your private wedding ceremony last week?"

"Sar-ah," Drew said angrily.

"Kim and I didn't think you'd want to come."

"Son," Ron's dad said, "are you ready?"

"As ready as I'll ever be," Ron answered.

"Nervous, Stoppable?" Sarah asked.

"Very."

"Don't worry, Ronald," Drew said (it sounded so weird to hear him say Ron's name), "Our little Kimmie has to be so nervous that she has pterodactyls in her stomach."

"That's pterodactyls (pronouncing the "P")," Ron said, "You see, that's Latin, and in Latin the letter "pi" isn't silent in front of any letter."

After noticing that the three people were staring at him, Ron said, "What? I didn't sleep through all my classes."


Kim was feeling jitterier then she ever felt before.

"Nervous, Kim?" her maid of honor said.

"As a porcupine in a balloon factory, Monique," the bride answered.

"Kim Possible is nervous?" Tara, one of her bridesmaids, shouted, "It's the sign of the apocalypse!"

"Quiet down, Tara," Kim demanded, "You'd be nervous too."

"Yeah," Tara replied, "Ron's a great guy. You're lucky to have him."

Kim nodded and said, "I am so scared."

"Scared?" Joss, another one of her bridesmaids, said, "You never get scared, cousin."

"Joss, in a matter of minutes I'll be Mrs. Kimberly Anne Stoppable," Kim said. Has a nice ring to it.

"And why should that scare you?" the young teen asked, "Nothing scares you."

"Joss," Kim said while putting her hands on the younger girl's shoulders, "Ron is only person outside of my family that knows what I'm about to tell you. I'm afraid of the dark."

"WHAT?" Monique and Tara said in unison.

"When I was five," Kim continued, ignoring the other two women, "I climbed into the trunk of my dad's car and closed it. I couldn't get out. I was terrified. Fortunately, Ron noticed I was missing and opened the trunk for me. I slept with a night light until I was fifteen after that. I'm not quite as afraid of the dark as I used to be, but it still scares me."

Joss was in shock, but Tara somehow managed to say, "Wow. It must take a lot of courage to admit that."

"Don't you two dare tell anyone about that," Kim shouted at Tara and Monique.

"Hey, you can trust me. I'm way good at keeping secrets," Tara said, then pointed at Monique, "She's the one you need to worry about."

"What?" Monique said, "I can keep a secret."

"Just like you kept the real reason I broke up with Josh a secret?" Tara retorted.

"You're acting like it my fault he made a move for second base before you were ready," Monique said.

"Maybe it was," Tara retorted.

"Kimmie-cub," Kim's dad called through the door.

"Come in, daddy," Kim said, making sure that her wedding dress looked perfect.

"You ready?" he asked as he came in.

"As ready as I'll ever be," she answered.

"Don't worry, Kim," her dad encouraged, "Ron's nervous too. I'm surprised he remembered his pants this morning."

Kim just shook her head at that.


The next chapter Vows well be coming in soon. Nothing special about June 25th, except that it's six months before Christmas. R & R.