I don't own KP.
I decided that this would make a better chapter 8 than Memories.At the post-wedding reception, Kim walked over to the cake with her new husband. She found cutting the cake with Ron very entertaining in its own tricky way. They both held the pieces of cake and smiled at each other.
"Ronald Jonathan Stoppable, if you moosh that cake into my face, I can't be held responsible for what I'll do to you," Kim said.
"Now, KP (well, KPS now), why would I do such a thing?"
He slowly brought the cake to her mouth. She took a bite out of it. Just when she thought Ron wasn't going to do it, he did it.
"Oh, my," Ron said, "I am so sorry for mooshing that cake into your angelic face, my love."
"Why you little…"
She trailed off at seeing Ron's trademark goofy smile. She sighed and moved in to kiss him.
SPLAT!
"KIM," Ron shouted, pulling away from her and wiping the cake off of his crotch area.
"Look on the bright side," Kim said while giggling, "at least you remembered to zip up your fly this morning."
Ron smiled and began to clean the cake off Kim's face…with his mouth, of course.
"Alright," Mr. Stoppable said, "It's time for the throwing of the bouquet. Will all of the single women please kill each other for it?"
"Here's one," Drew said, pushing Shego out of the crowd.
Shego didn't care about this whole tradition. It was so pointless. She liked Drew, as annoying as he was, and thought about marrying him several times, but she wasn't about to let some flowers tell her when she'd marry.
"Alright, KP," Stoppable said, "We'll be launching in T-minus ten and counting: ten…nine…eight…seven…six…five…four…three…two…one!"
Kim threw the bouquet over her shoulder. All the girls (except for Shego) fell over each other to catch it.
"I caught it!" The blond bridesmaid shouted.
"Cool, Tara," Stoppable said, "But no one is going to care twenty years from now."
"Just one second and I'll be throwing the…What's it called again?" Ron said.
"The garter," Kim said.
"Yeah, what she said."
Ron went to talk to Wade. She couldn't hear what about. But it had Wade laughing.
"What was that all about?" Kim asked once her husband returned.
"You'll see," Ron said playfully.
"Hey, Stoppable," Felix said, "you'll get a better view if you put you whole hand under."
Ron was totally speechless. How do you respond to that?
"Felix," Kim said, throwing Ron a playful smile, "he'll have plenty of time to look up my skirt later."
Now Ron gave Kim a bewildered look. He regained his composure and moved his hands up her leg. They lingered there for a moment, which thrilled Kim to no end. But all good things must come to an end. Ron pulled the garnet off her gently and aimed it. It flew high about the crowd of single men. A mechanical arm reached up, grabbed it, and dropped it right in Felix's lap.
"Boy," Drakken (Drew now, Kim reminded herself) said, "That's not fair!"
Felix started pounding on the controls to his chair and said, "I didn't do anything. I lost control!"
That was when Ron and Wade burst into laughter. Wade was holding a remote control in his hands. Kim smiled. Felix looked very upset, until he looked at Tara. Tara waved the bouquet at him.
"Oh. Very funny, Stoppable," Felix said.
"Sarah," Drew said, "I'd like to speak with you privately."
"Whatever," Shego said.
They went to one of the more secluded places in the area. Shego could still hear the song "Wait For Me" playing through Kim and Ron's first dance as man and wife.
"Sarah," Drew said nervously, "we've been through a lot together and I…well…I should have planned this out a bit more, but…um…will you…uh…will you…marry me?"
Shego was speechless for a moment. She looked at the diamond before her.
"Drew, I don't know what to say," she managed to croak.
"I think he's looking for a 'Yes'," someone said.
Shego glared at the blond, spiky-haired teen that was spying on them.
"Don't hurt me," he said and dashed off.
"Wimp," Shego said, "Drew, slap that rock on my finger so that I can kill that kid."
"Um…is that a 'Yes'?"
"Yes," Shego shouted, "Now hurry up, before he—"
"WHAT?" she heard Kim shout.
"Way to be, Dr. D," Ron said when the two came into view.
"Congratulations," Kim said, hugging a very surprised Shego.
Okay, one last chapter. Enjoy this one.
