Okay, you know the disclaimer already. I DON'T OWN IT! Or the cookie factory… or the elves… or the tree… or the hospital room… Oops. TMI!

Chapter 2

Sirius once again snuck Harry out of Hogwarts… although his time, he did not have permission from Albus.

He had decided the day before that he would like to bring Harry to…

…

A COOKIE FACTORY!

"We're doing this again… why?" Harry asked his godfather, with mixed confusion and amusement.

"Well… Cookies are great… and it's educational as Moony would say." Sirius said.

"you're using that as an excuse… Right?" Harry asked him suspiciously.

"Yes. Of course I am, it is obvious isn't it?" Sirius asked.

"Well… Yeah. What cookie factory are we going to?" Harry asked.

"Keeblers Tree House Cookie Factory." Sirius told him.

Harry looked at him strangely. And Sirius squirmed under his godson's gaze as he thought about how unnerving it was and thought Voldemort was lucky to be dead with the gaze he was under at the moment.

"With the elves?" he asked Sirius.

"Yes… I believe it does anyway." Sirius replied.

So they made their way to the Tree House and went in to be greeted by Ernie the old cookie making elf.

"Hello. You must be Infamous Sirius Black and the Famous Harry Potter!" Ernie greeted them happily.

"Yes… We are…" Sirius said, his voice trailing off.

"Good, lets take the tour now! Shall we?" Ernie asked with fake excitement.

"Alright!" Harry said, smiling uncertainly.

So they started taking the tour of the Keebler Tree House and when they finally get to the kitchen, the other elves were avoiding Sirius as much as they could because of a comment he had made about how he had a wall full of decapitated House Elf heads at his old house.

"And this is the kitchen! Where we make all the kinds of cookies and crackers that we make… Did I just say that again?" Ernie asked hesitantly.

"That again." Sirius repeated as Harry snuck a cookie.

Sirius tried to take a cookie but didn't succeed because Ernie caught him while he did so.

The Magical Oven started going out of control! And Ernie waved his magical wand at the oven but instead!

Sirius, who was standing infront of the oven because he had never seen a muggle stove, had gotten hit by the magic coming from the wand! Turning him into a…

…

… COOKIE!

Harry cracked up laughing and Ernie kept on trying to turn him back to normal, after he repaired the oven, but only changed him into different kinds of cookies and crackers.

"Chocolate chip… Peanut Butter Fudge… Fudge… Salty crackers…" Harry named each kind his godfather was turned into. "Perhaps… Ernie, maybe our medical people can turn him back." Harry told him.

"Oh yes… Alright… And that ends the Keebler tour!" Ernie said before pushing Harry, who was levitating a cookie Sirius, out the door.

They got about a mile away when they saw a huge exposion of fire coming from the area the Keebler Tree House was in.

"NOOOOO! THE OVEN WASN'T FIXED?" They heard Ernie's enranged yell.

Harry apperated them to St. Mungo's and the Healers automatically put Sirius in a ward to put him back to normal… The room was way from hungry starving people… Of course, for Sirius' safety.

After Sirius was returned to normal, the nurses and healers left the room and the window shattered.

Sirius' eyes widened dramatically.

THE BLUDGER WAS BACK!

Thankfully, the Healers have pain relieving potions.

"Have you heard? That bludger hasn't been caught from that Puddlemere United game yet." The healer said outloud as he and his co-workers left.

End of Chapter 2

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