Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the game of Earthbound, I just decided to make fun of all of them just for my own enjoyment.
Quickly Running Through The Game
Woah man... Ness thought. There was a crash. Must be the cops raiding Pokey's house again... I better get out of town before he accuses me again.
Ness jumps out of bed and runs downstairs. The sirens next door are extremely noisy and have woken everybody in the house. Ness runs outside and sees a little monk guy.
"I am Poo," he says while Ness tries to suppress a laugh, "And I have come to teleport your very soul to the final outcome of your very existence."
Suddenly Ness feels very drowsy and falls over asleep. Whe he awakes he realises there is a red smokey substance in the room he is standing in...
"I am Gygas and you will die for disturbing me!" He yells loudly. Ness remembers the name of the monk and yells it at Gygas.
"POO!" He yells. Gygas screams in pain then he starts laughing and ends up choking to death. Poo arrives with a pretty girl.
"This is... wait... it's 'S' something..." he tries to think of what it is but she slaps him and walks out. "Don't you hate girls?" he asks Ness who can only wonder what is going on.
THE END
I know it's really bad. Please review whether or not you agree with me while I go hit myself for creating such a bad fic.