Ok. Chapter 11. A big number of reviews are slowly starting to trickle in, I like that. I also want to thank all of those who have reviewed. It means a great deal to me. Sorry I have not updated in so long but with work last week I was just too tired to sit down and write. But now that I have rested, I am ready to write again. Chapter 11 is going to be bigger and better then others hopefully. It will have more Severus, which we have all been waiting for. I would like to give a big thank you to froggi87 because without her my Snape would suck. Because I am not a real sarcastic person unless you piss me off and I have been in a great mood lately.

I also want to thank my Beta reader hime to werewolf. Check out her stories. They are just too awesome. Without farther ado I present chapter 11.

Talks

"Oh," said Severus when Lupin finished explaining his dilemma. "So, you think she is too young for you?"

"Well, frankly, yes she is 13 years my junior."

"Well you have never had an issue about age before, remember a couple of years ago in Hogsmeade."

"You swore you would never bring that up again! I was drunk off my ass that night," Lupin said with a grimace.

"Weren't we all?" Severus replied his lips twitching in amusement

"Yes, but you did not do anything stupid you overgrown bat."

"Be that as it may, it just shows that I can control my more primitive urges while you acted like a rabid dog in heat. Shagging every girl that was willing to let you in her knickers. I believe one girl, Rosalind was her name if I remember it correctly, was 15 years your junior."

"At least I have had sex in the last 5 years." Lupin said with and evil grin.

"I have my reasons, Remus, as you very well know."

Oh, it was not that he had not wanted to do something crazy that night. However, he had known it was a matter of time before The Dark Lord came back. He did not want any babies running around, or girls that would get in the way of his spy duties.

"Of course Severus, sorry, I forgot for a second. Now as much as I like dragging out my sordid affairs, it is not helping the situation at hand."

"Well if you have come to me for advice about the opposite sex, I have no words of wisdom for you - except go to no man about women - we don't know shit! Why don't you go to the know-it-all from the golden trio? I am sure she would be happy to enlighten you." And with that being said he turned on his heal and proceeded out of the kitchen, his black robes billowing behind like the giant bat he was.

Severus sat at the table at Headquarters while sipping a hot cup of tea. A pink haired witch came storming into the kitchen raving about men under her breath. He pinched the bridge of his nose contemplating the fact that his quiet morning ritual was ruined.

"Tonks, what has inspired you to break the quiet solitude of this beautiful morning?"

Tonks was in no mood to deal with his sarcastic remarks, so instead she picked up the Daily Prophet and smacked him upside his head.

"Men! You're all the same! You lead us on and then leave us dangling by a piece of thread 8 stories up with no way down! We should just castrate you all! On the other hand," she said in an afterthought, "we could put you all underground and use you for breeding purposes only. Yes. I think that would solve all of the world's problems."

"You can very well leave my balls alone! In case you have forgotten I spend most of my time underground anyway. Remember, I'm the overgrown bat of the dudgeons. Who would want to breed with me? By the way, are you menstruating or just PMSing?"

In retaliation she hit upside the head again and stomped out of the room shouting, "You're no help Severus Salazar Snape."

Severus finished his tea. 'She will be good for him' he thought. Her fiery temperament will off set his reserved one. Yes, she would do.

Tonks left Headquarters pissed off at men, two particular men to be exact granted Snape was fixing to become lucky number three. His last remark made her blood boil. However, he was the last of her worries. Remus needed time to think now and she got that. It did not mean she had to be happy about it. Waiting was not something she was very good at. However, she did not see what the harm in a little dating would be, but Charlie Weasley had gone and ruined it all he had stood her up last night. No call! No owl! Nothing! That man was fixing to get a rude awakening. No one stood up Nymphadora Tonks! He would pay. She had some of the twins itching powder and she knew how to us it. She popped into the kitchen at the burrow to see four droopy eyed kids staring at her.

"Wotcher guys? Is Charlie still in bed?"

The group nodded. She smiled and trotted up the stairs. She arrived at Charlie's door and quietly walked in. She tripped over a shoe, but the man just kept snoring. Good, her clumsiness was not going to get in her way. She crept over to the bed and poured the powder on his sheets and pillow she sprinkled the last bit on his nightclothes and left as quietly as she came in. She made it back downstairs without incident. She arrived back in the kitchen just in time to hear a squeal upstairs she grinned evilly, conjuring up a cup of coffee and leaned against the counter. She sipped it while the group just stared at her.

Ginny was the first to say, "Remind me not to get on your bad side. You are as bad as Bill."

The group looked up as they heard a thump on the ceiling and the shower started at full force. Mrs. Weasley came trumping down the stairs and started to fix breakfast as an owl flew into the kitchen dropping four letters on the table bearing the Hogwarts crest. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny reached for the letters and slit them open. They read quietly until Ginny screeched and pulled out a perfect badge.

"This makes all four of us prefects."

"Oh Ginny, I am so proud of you. What should we get you? Percy got an owl, Ron got a broom, so what's your choice?"

"I think I want a broom too, if that's ok."

"Yes- yes dear that's fine, we are going today."

Hermione was ignoring the conversation going on around her and reading her letter. She now broke in.

"You guys we get are own rooms. Because of being a prefect I'm sure. Bathrooms have been added to them so we don't have to share the big one ourselves, it's a new program."

"Wow so you and I get to share a room? Awesome!"

"Cool," was all the boys said. They were both thinking that sneaking out just got even easier.

"Well after breakfast I am going shopping. Tonks You stay hear with them."

"Of course Molly, Tonks replied I would be happy too."

Just then Charlie came itching down the stairs.

"Who did this too me?" he asked.

Tonks wiggled her fingers and smiled before speaking. "That's what you get for standing me up. Now we will never date again."

"But, but…"

"No excuses. They don't work on me. We are through! I guess I will just have to be patient and wait for Remus to make up his mind."

Remus stumbled into the kitchen at the end of her sentence and walked back out it was too early to deal with her yet.

Ok guys this was a short chapter. I know. I am sorry for it but I am still tired. I will try to update again next week. Please review and recommend me to friends.