Yahoooo!!!!! Get on! This is the fourth chappy and a whole lot more to come! Demo, I really don't know when this will end but, I bet yah, you will not see the end until you are fulfilled! ENJOY, MINNA-SAN!! (",)


Get A Life 4!!!

"And they lived happily, ever after."

Yohji closed the book of fairy tales, and placed it near Kimi's bed.

"Uh… papa, I wan' myor…" [pout]

"Tsk…tsk… nope, honey. We had a deal, right?" [tucks the child inside the bed]

"But papa… pwees…" [puppy eyes]

"Kimi, don't do that." [continues doing it]

"Kimi Kudoh! I'm not gonna fall for that!" [smiles]

"Aw… u no fun, papa."

"Hey! Who taught you that?"

"Ken-ken-niichan!!!" [laughs]

"Hmm… remind daddy to tell Ken to stay away from you, k?"

"Mkay… goo' nit, papa!"

[hugs his daughter] "Goodnight, Kimi; remember, papa loves you and so does Ran-niichan, Ken-niichan and-…"

"Omi-nechan!" [sweet smile]

[sweatdrop] "No, darling… Omi's a boy."

[thinks] "Um… oki, papa."

"Hahaha! Okay now, baby. Go to sleep and I'll be here tomorrow, okay. Goodnight!"

"Bye-bye, papa! Goo' nit!!"

Yohji smiled at his daughter as he closed her light and closed the door.

"Having a hard time?"

"Uh, [grin] Ran…"

"Yohji, if you just can't-…"

"Iie, Ran. It's not like that. I-I just can't see the point as to why a sweet child like that should go through all that pain just to be human… shit! If-if I could just find a better way… damnit, Ran! I-I'm the father here and… I just can't…"

"Yohji."

"Eh?" [bothered]

"No one is at fault here. In the first place, you took her in because you wanted a good life; not only for you, but for her too. You knew the expenses of this. She's not human and therefore, next week, she will be a year older again. You just can't sit there, being proud that you're a father while your daughter is gaining-up in age more than you, can you do that?"

"Of course not."

"Hn."

"Ay, guys?"

[both looks at the corridor] "Omi!"

"C'mon, Yotan. Kimi will always be all right cause, face it! Her father's not… ordinary."

[grin] "Hn! Same goes for the brothers."

"Thinking about that, if you're the dad, then we should be uncles, ne?"

"Anou, I was also thinking about that, demo…"

"If you're to ask me, I wanna be the bro rather than the unca'!"

"Ken-kun?! How come you're awake too?"

"Same goes for Ran and you…" [smirk]

"Thinking about Kimi, huh?"

"You can say that again…"

"Aw, guys! I'm the dad! I can handle this alone."

"We know your concern, Yohji-kun, demo… we ARE included in this, right?"

"And, Yohji, we love Kimi as much as you do."

"I know, Ran… I know… but-…"

"Tsk! Yohji! No more buts, mkay?! We're here for you and the child! She's part of us now and if any harm comes,"

"We kill." [unsheathes his katana and swings it]

"WOW! WHERE did THAT come from?!" [ducks from the swing]

[stops and thinks] "Oops…[blush] sorry." [hides the katana]  

"Haa~ay… c'mon… let's just call it a night, okay?"

"Sure…"

"Okay… oyasumi, guys!"

"G'night, Omi!"

"See yah, chibi!"

[nod…nod…]

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"Hey, what's up?"

"It's all clear, Oracle-… wait… did you just say, 'what's up?!' "

"Ow, Shuldich, forget it! Just go!"

"Fine…fine… asswipe…"

"What did you say?"

"Huh! Look at it in your mind and figure it out!"

[counts 1-10] "Shut-up. And. Go. UPPP!!!!!!! NOOOOWWW!!!!!"

[takes off his head-set] "Ouch, fuckin' shit! Okay…okay… damn you!"

Shuldich leapt up, up and landed on the fourth floor of the building.

"Oracle… all clear."

"Good; get the girl and come down… before THEY see or suspect you."

"Sure…sure… everything you say…"

"SHULDICH!"

"Ha!! Okay… which room?" [puts on his x-ray goggles]

"The third room, in the middle of Siberian and Balinese."

"Hn! Got'cha. Over and out."

"Be sure to get the girl… and ONLY the girl."

"Yah…yah… whatever." [clicks off the head-set]

He slickly moved inside the said room and smoothly landed on the floor. He watched the ceiling with amusement as angels with wings and butterflies with neon and glow in the dark colors oozed from the walls. He slowly took off his goggles to feel the movement of the whole house.

"Hn, sorry, Balinese… but I guess this has to be pay back time from last time."

He moved closer to the bed and tried to look at the kid carefully… not to scare her, but to no avail because of the thick fabrics covering her.

"Hmm… let's see your mind now, shall we?"

In disgust because of over-flowing images of WeiB playing with her, Shuldich decided to exit her before he goes wacked.

"Shit! Abyssinian smiling DOES hurt Kami-sama!"

"Uh?"

"Hmm?"

There, in front of him, was a three-year-old girl with deep, Mandarin orbs and dark, silky, green hair.

[smirk] "Why hello there, little one."

[She smiles]

"Huh?" [taken-aback]

Shuldich stopped. He didn't know what happened, but he just stopped in front of a child pure of innocence and glee. He moved forward now towards her and quietly sat down on the bed.

"Shh… don't make a sound. I'm a friend of your daddy and I'm here to…er-… visit! Yah, to visit! Ehehe… [sweatdrop]

"Fwend… papa?"

[smile] "Yes!"

To ponder upon, Shuldich cursed inwardly as he smiled whole-heartedly to a child.

"Well… what's your name?"

[Smile] "Kimi!"

"Okkaaa~ ay, Kimi! What do you say if I take you for a ride?"

"Uh… [pouts] but, papa said I shud  be sleepin' now, mister."

[Shu: shit!!!shit!!!] "Well, [thinking hard] I already asked your daddy, and he said yes!"

Kimi looked at him with suspicion; but since she's adorable and innocent, she smiled and agreed with Shuldich… with a little help from mind-manipulation.

"Well now, let's go, shall we, Kimi?" [demonic glinting eyes]

"Mister… wass your name?" [smile]

"Uh…um.."

Shuldich was once again faced with the beauty of innocence in the youth's eyes. For an instant, he almost drowned in her loving sight but helped himself up and tried to lie. But as he perfectly knows, a person can never lie from children.   

"My name is… is Shuldich."

"Uh… Shul- shuld- um…"

"Hihi… mind-boggling, huh?"

[fake smile]

"You can call me Shu, k? [Kimi nods] C'mon... or we'll be late."

[reaches out her arms]

"Now what? [raises an eyebrow] You want me to carry you?"

[nods furiously]

[smiles sweetly] "Okay… I'll carry you in my back."

Shuldich never really understood why he just did that and how come he felt so warm all of a sudden, but as he carried the child down to Crawford in the car, his guilt was starting to gain up on him… as if he wanted to bring the child back to Balinese and get their revenge in another way.

"Crawford, must we really-…"

"Hn. I foresaw this, guilty! I'm not bringing that brat back there."

"Of…course…" [looks at the sleeping child]

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[WeiB Home/ Flower Shop; 10: 00 am]

"What do you mean she's gone?!!! Omi! Ken!"

"Yo-Yohji-kun, we can't find her anywhere." [almost in tears]

"Ken!"

"Yohji, I-I just saw her room empty… we should've heard anything suspicious last night coz we were closer to her room… did you?"

[at lost] "No… bu-but…. Ran!!! Ran!!!"

"If you're not buying anything [looks at the girl who's putting a price tag on him] BESIDES me, GET-OUT!!! ALL OF YOU!!!"

[GIRL1] "Aw, you really don't mean that, Aya-kun, do youuu??!!!"

[glare] "Yes, I REALLY do and yes, I'M MEAN! GET-OUT!"

[GIRL1-125] "Aw… so mean… you meanie."

"How dare you!"

"You're just like my boyfriend…"

"Tsk! I don't like you anymore…"

"GEEETTTTTT-OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" [blushing with fury and embarrassment]

"RRRRRAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"UH?!!"

As soon as he placed the closed sign on the door, Ran ran down the basement of the whole apartment.

"Wha- what's going on?"

"Ran…" [crying]

"Omi… what's wrong?"

"…"

"Kimi…"

"For self love! Tell me what's going on?! I can't help all of you like this!"

"My daughter's gone."

Ran looked into Yohji's eyes… must be one of his pranks, he thought; but no. he never saw Yohji so furious in all his life!

"Yohji, we'll get her back... you know we will."

"Let's get Manx."

"Be ready, WeiB: Balinese, Siberian, Bombay."

"Hai!"

"Uh-huh."

[nod]

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"So, what do you have in plan?"

"Nagi, wait, okay?!"

"Like, we've been waiting for almost an hour for your plan and-…"

"SHUT-UP AND WAIT YOU TEENAGE DIRTBAG!"

"Fine…fine…" [walks away]

"You know Nagi… impatience hurts God… a lot."

"Farfie… just, lay-low, okay."

"Hihihi…" [licks his 'trusty' knife]

"Bezerker! Prodigy! Mastermind!"

"Hmm… his lord pain in the arse is calling… this hurts god… for sure!" [walks towards Crawford]

"And now he calls… like, du-huh!" [walks and grumbles]

At that time, Shuldich was very busy… on taking care of a certain child that he loved… and to think he is forbidden to love.

"Shu, can I… go home… now?"

"I'm sorry, Kimi-chan but you can't go home until… we can."

"Huh?"

"Nevermind… as long as-…"

"SHULDICH!"

"Eh, let me introduce you to more of your dad's er- friends, ne?"

"Oki!" [smiles and holds Shu's hand towards Crawford]

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"Crawford, I- I-…"

"Now what, Guilty? Are you just gonna TAKE CARE of the brat? Hmm? Just like that! We didn't get that kid to stay here just so you could have a guest and play with her?!"

"Crawford…"

"Shu, are you saying that-…"

"I'm not saying anything! [flips his hair] but for me, I took care of this kid all day and night long! And I think it's a little too harsh to kill her by hanging her upside-down and cutting her guts from outside."

"HARSHNESS hurts Kami-sama…"

"Ow shut-up, Farf! You still address him with authority in Japanese yet you're Irish!" [bickers]

"IIIIITTTTAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!" [jumps on Shu… but he misses and drops]

"Shu!"

"Huh?"

"Now see! The brat as affections for you now!"

"Che… [carries Kimi up to the table they were in front of] look at her."

"…" [Nagi]

"+__+()" [Farfie]

"-_-#" [Brad]

"Anyone!"

The rest of Schwartz curiously peeked at the child from angle to angle as to be very careful. Crawford looked at her glaring while she tried her best to smile at the old bachelor. Farfarello was trying to scare her but got scared instead as she giggled and tried to touch him and Nagi…

[carried her] "KAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAII!!!!! Can I keep her, please!" [cuddles Kimi]

[takes Kimi away from him] "No, Naoe, you can't."

"Shu! How dare you!!"

"This is preposterous! I can't believe you… you… CHILDISH PIECES OF CRAP!"

"Watch your mouth, Crawford."

"Yah, you might want to have decency in front of her, Mr. Arse!"

"THAT'S IT! GIVE IT TO ME!" [snatches Kimi]

"WAAAHAHAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

[covers ears] "See what you've done! She doesn't like you!"

"Damn it! We are not… we should not care about this kid if she gets hurt, killed, bruised or injured… because [raises his voice from the crying noise] BECAUSE WE'RE ALSO GOING TO KILL HER SOMEHOW!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!!!"   

"No! I can't hear you… can you repeat what you said?"

"Repeating twice hurts god!"

"AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *passed out*

"Gee… he's touchy…"

"Crawford, Crawford… hmmm…. Is he dead?"

[thinks] "I'm not praying for him!"

"Prayers won't work for him anymore… poor man..."

* gets up* "SHUT-UP!"

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"Guys! Guys! I've got something in my e-mail!"

"Hit it!"

"Okay… so, Manx did say that it could've been Schwartz cause they were the last group to work for Dr. Ashton so, here…Ran, you read it…"

"Tsk… fine… dear WeiB… what the hell is this?!! Love letter from Crawford?"

"Just do it…"[laughing and snickering were heard at the back]

"If you want to see your precious Barbie doll back, surrender your weapons and the humanizing pill by 7: 00 pm or else… we will de-clone the child and be as old as a wrinkled poodle by the time you get there."

"Damn them!" [punches the wall]

"Yohji-kun! Wait… hold your fury for their faces."

[snickering…] "Love… Crawford" [laughing out loud]

[sweatdrop] "Ran, I don't know what happened to you these days but…[sees the 'Love, Crawford' and laughs]

"C'mon guys! Get a grip!"

"Yohji… [trying to straighten-up] don't you notice anything WEIRD about the letter?"

"Ran-kun… it seems a little, shallow for them, ne?"

"Yes, it is… very… shallow!!! Hahaha!!!!" [laughs more]

"RAN!!"

"S-sorry… hihi...haha… so-sorry…"

"Matte, there's a tape."

Omi clicked on it and tried to hack into the password frame to reveal the tape, which had…

"THE AMAZING CRAWFORD AND HIS UNDIES?!!!!" [WeiB: XD]

"Ma-matte… [blush] I made a mistake…[type…type…] done!"

[kzzt…kkkzzztt…] "Well, well, WeiB… we meet again. By this time, you must've read our letter [letter flashes on screen… Crawford blushes] [Ran laughs again and rolls on the floor] excuse me… ehem (at the back of Schwartz HQ) 'DAMN YOU SHULDICH!!!' (sits back to screen) Ehem… as I was saying, we will KILL the child if you don't give us what we want. That humanizing pill is a distort in our plans and we want it, WeiB…. Este, your Balinese will never see his daughter's youth again… [lame attempt to laugh] eh… hmph [blushes] JUST GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!" [kzzt…kzzzt…]

[blink…blink] "I don't know if I should laugh or be serious…"

"Yohji, [red from all his laughing] I think they're serious but…"

"Ran, hold yourself… I-I… I just want her back, please."

[turns to immediate serious] "WeiB: Let's go."

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"You made me look like a fool in front of the enemy!"

"Well… I told you you'd never get away from what you did to me!"

"That was a long, long time ago, Guilty! Get a grip!"

"Long time ago?!! Who are you kidding, Brad?! It was about 10 minutes ago, hell-house!!!"

"Hey, you two! Stop it! And to think both of you are the eldest around here?!"

"Naoe, what do you have?"

"Well, WeiB is outside and we need a distraction…"

"Shu…" [rubs her sleepy eyes]

"Uh… matte…don't talk, all of you." [glares at Crawford]

"Kimi… go back to the room, kudasai."

"Shu… [tears] I wanna go home…" [cries silently]

Shuldich felt different again. To see this young child crying in front of him should've meant nothing to him, however, this little child of Weiss really made him felt different. He leveled up to Kimi's eyes as he patted her head and calmed her down by..

"Kimi, turn around."

"Huh… okay."

[whisper] "I'm sorry." [puts her to sleep by breaking a vein]

"Shu! What did you… did you just-…"

"No."

"Shuldich! We will torture this kid no matter what you say!!"

"Fine! Do it! She won't feel anything anyway… I put her to sleep and she won't wake-up till 5: 00 or so…" [annoyed]

"Ha! You don't scare me, Guilty! Naoe, call Farfarello!"

"Don't call me Guilty!"

"Isn't that your name?!"

"Yes… no! it should be German!"

"Well none of us has a German tongue!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Uh guys…"

"WHAT?!"

"Gee… he's here…"

"Humph! Farfarello, lacerate the brat!"

"…"

"Farf?"

"…" [shakes his head]

"FARFARELLO?!"

"I…I CAN'T!!!!!"

"HWHAT?!!!"

"Did you see how she smiled at me last week?! I-I'm SCARED!!" [hides behind Nagi]  

"Damn it! Naoe, push her body and bring in the gravity!"

"No, Crawford… I won't."

"WHAT NOW? Scared too?!"

"No… I like her cuteness…" [sticks his tongue out]

[looks at Shuldich]

[looks back with a no]

"Fine! I'll do it then…"

"HA! If that kid cries again, you'll never be able to hear as long as your sorry ass lives!"

[thinks…thinks…] "Fine! Damn be to all!" [looks at Kimi… shudders…]

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"Balinese, are you okay?"

"Not as long as I have my daughter with me, over and out."

"MATTE! Yohji-kun!"

"Bombay, let him go."

"Bu-but, Abyssinian!"

"It's his fight… let him have it."

"H-hai… over and out."

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"Crawford, give her back!"

"Hmm… how amusing… you need this little brat to survive a new life, eh, Mr. Kudoh?"

[grins] "And I didn't think you couldn't survive without your love letters being sent to WeiB. Whose more pathetic now, Oracle?"

[blush] "Che! Give me the pill!"

"Sure, baby…"

Yohji threw a smoke powder in Schwartz's way but since Crawford foresaw it, he got out; only to be faced by a smirking Abyssinian who just couldn't seem to stop thinking of his letter.

"This is your end, Ran."

"Not to good of a memory, ei, Crawford? You just can't kill me, can you?"

And so the fighting continued… each men were faced with their own opponents like before… however in Balinese's case,

[in the mind] "Kudoh, you're daughter's on the top floor… she's safe."

"Huh? Get away from my head you slut!"

[mind] "I'm telling you this because… just get her! We have no need of her anyways…"

[mind] "Damn you if you lie… damn still if you don't."

Yohji ran upstairs while Shuldich faked a painful scream saying that he can't stand-up.

[mind] "Hn… you're welcome, kitten."

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"KIMI?!! KIMI?"

"Pa…PAPA?!" [runs towards him]

[hugs] "Darling, let's get out of here together, okay."

"Papa, Unca' Shu said we were going to visit your other friends?"

"Er-… well, Shu isn't daddy's best friend at the moment, honey… c'mon!"

Carrying his child, Yohji set the bombs on the upper floor and went straight down using his wire as a rope. [let's just imagine it's THAT strong]

"WeiB! OUT!"

"Yosh! He made it!"

"Look! He has Kimi!"

"Omi, Ken! Let's go!"

And at a strike of a bomb setter, WeiB was out and so was Schwartz.

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[Schwartz car…]

"I don't believe you, Guilty! You made him get the brat without any harm whatsoever!!"

"I told you Crawford, continue being a bitch and you will never get my full support… and besides… I liked her."

"Huh?! She's only four years old how-…"

"Three, Crawford."

"No, Shu… she was four already. I checked her age myself!"

"Nagi, are you sure… she said she was three…"

"Hn. That was last week, her age increases every week."

[pause]

"Then I just have to wait for another full month just to make her legal and I can have her all by myself…"   

"Shuldich?"

"What?"

"Don't even think about that… I will foresee this."

"Hn! Then you just have to watch."

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Ne, gomen nasai for making it a little ruff and edgy demo… I'm not quite in shape to make fics right now… see, I'm heart-broken and I need some time..ehehe!! zank ku for the support and this fic will be better I promise you that!!!

Thankz to all who reviewed the first chappy and still reviewing now!! I love you guys and always believe!!! God bless!!!

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