Well, time for my first real chapter.
"Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull" Something that looked like a giant skull caught on fire appeared.
Huh? What are you?
"I am Floating Skull. I am your muse"
Muse? I didn't ask for any muse.
Floating Skull: "The Society of Fanfictions decided that your first chapter was so bad, you need a muse to help you write better"
What?! The idea of the Spider-Jeff theme song was brilliant.
Flt. Sk.: "Be that as it may, Floating Skull is still required to assist you."
Fine, if you're my muse, then do the disclaimer and stop talking in 3rd person.
Flt. Sk.: "DragonRaiderX9 does not own Earthbound, Spiderman, or any other copyrighted character that appears in this fiction.
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Chapter One: Superheroes
Jeff and his friends, Ness, Paula, and Poo, were sharing an afternoon over at the Giant Step.
"Why are we here again?" asked Paula.
Ness sighed. "I told you, some big kid wants to beat me up so I'm hiding from him."
Poo stared at Ness strangely. "Did it occur to you that you have psychic powers and could easily kick any kid's butt no matter how big he is?"
"Oh yeah."
Poo turned to Paula. "I can't believe you used to date him."
Paula smirked. "Why do think I stopped, he's a total idiot"
Ness looked furious. "Hey, that's not true, Ness not stupid!" Everyone looked at him strangely, except for Jeff, who was over by himself doing something.
Poo grinned. "You're right, Ness. You're not stupid…you're just a moron."
"Quiet, Poo!" shouted Ness. "At least my name doesn't make people have to use the bathroom!"
Poo was taken aback. "How dare you! Poo is an honorable name in my kingdom."
"Yeah, the kingdom of toilets. And when you grow up, you're gonna marry toilet paper, won't you Bathroom Boy?"
"Bathroom Boy?!!"
"Yeah, that's your new nickname, Bathroom Boy."
"Why you little!!"
"ENOUGH!!" shouted Paula. "You're both acting like little kids. And Jeff, what exactly are you doing over there?"
Ness, Paula, and Poo walk over to Jeff to find him reading an issue of Batman.
"Batman? He's so lame." scoffed Paula. "Now Wonder Woman. She's a real hero"
"Nuh-uh!" cried Jeff. "Batman's so cool with all his gadgets."
"Ha!" laughed Poo. "The Green Arrow relies on his wits and skills to defeat bad guys. Not petty gadgets."
The three promptly get into a large (and loud) argument over which hero is the best. Suddenly, Ness shouts, "Stop!!" All three of his friends stop talking and look at him. "Look, I know we all like different superheroes. But I think we can all agree that the greatest hero is Spiderman." To this, they all agree, which is not something that happens often. But then, a voice rings out.
"No way!!" They all turn to see Pokey in the air, wearing a jet pack. "Spiderman is nothing compared to Superman! And I shall prove it, right after I exact my revenge on you."
Jeff raised his eyebrow. "How? We creamed you last time."
-Flashback-
Heavily Armed Pokey fires a beam…narrowly missing hitting the target.
Jeff fires the Multi Bottle Rocket…1367 damage to Heavily Armed Pokey.
Heavily Armed Pokey was totally scrapped.
-End Flashback-
"Wait," said Pokey. "That's not how it happened."
Ness shrugged. "Yeah, but the author's too lazy to recount your boring dialogue."
Pokey looked shocked. "But that dialogue was some of the most important! It told you about Giygas' true form."
Paula frowned. "Who cares, we still whooped up on both of you anyway. And by the way…how can that tiny jet pack carry all of your weight?"
"How dare you mock me! I will return with the powers of Superman, and destroy you all! Mwuhahahahahahaha!" And then he flew away.
Jeff sweatdropped. "Powers of Superman…riiiiiiiiiiiight." Suddenly, Jeff's cell phone rang. He answered it. A minute later, he hung up and turned to his friends. "Sorry guys, gotta go. My dad…I mean, Dr. Andonuts, needs me for an experiment." Jeff hopped in the Sky Runner and flew off to Winters.
Paula shook her head. "Why does he try and hide that Dr. Andonuts is his father? It's not like we don't already know."
Ness sighed, again. "Well, guess it's just me, Paula, and Bathroom Boy."
"KEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" screeched Poo as he assaulted Ness with a crushing chop.
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Well, that's it for now. What did you think, please Review.
Flt. Sk.: "Floating Skull thinks it most horrendous thing he ever read."
Shut up! And what did I say about talking in 3rd person.