Okay, lets keep things moving and continue with the fic, right Floating Skull?

Flt Sk: Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!

Right…anyway, if you havent figured out that I dont own this crap by now, then Floating Skull will come and devour your brain.

Flt Sk: Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!

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Chapter 2: Of Gamma Rays and Doughnuts

Jeff, in the Sky Runner, returns to Dr. Andonuts lab in Winters. He was having a few technical difficulties.

"Gyhaaa! I cant operate this landing gear. Oh well, I guess Ill just set course for the lab and hope for the best," he said, basically giving Murphy's Law the middle finger.

The Sky Runner went through the opening in the roof to land.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff, now covered with soot, stood amongst the smoldering wreckage once known as the Sky Runner.

Dr. Andonuts walked over, shaking his head. "Jeff, one of these days you're gonna have to learn how to pilot that thing. Thats the twentieth time this has happened." He sighed, then called, "Alfred!!"

The cave man that had been there since they fought Shroom! for some reason hobbled over. "Yes, master Andonuts."

"Could you please fix the Sky Runner. And capitalize the word Master when talking to me."

"Yes, Master Andonuts," and promptly began fixing the Sky Runner.

Jeff just stared blankly at this exchange. "I'm not even gonna touch that one."

"Anyway," continued Dr. Andonuts. "I called you here for a very important experiment."

"I know, you moron, you told me over the phone"

"Oh yeah. Now see these two weird thingies that look like giant guns pointing towards each other?"

"Yeah," nodded Jeff.

"Well, were gonna shoot gamma rays between the two of them."

"Why?"

"Cause I'm really bored and wanted to do something radioactive."

"Thats it! You called me away from my friends for that!"

"Uhh…yeah."

"Thanks, they were starting to annoy me."

Dr. Andonuts grinned. "Let the dangerous and probably illegal experiment begin!!!!" and flipped a switch.

The two 'giant guns' started shooting gamma rays at each other. Everything was going fine until, unbeknownst to Jeff and his dad, a spider came down a thread and got zapped by the rays.

The spider, predictably, fell to the floor and crawled over to Jeff. It crawled up his leg and bit him where the sun dont shine.

"Ahhhhh!!" cried Jeff.

Dr. Andonuts rushed over to his son. "Whats wrong?"

"Something bit my butt!"

"You're a wuss."

Jeff was about to respond when a strange figure appeared from out of the gamma rays.

The odd-looking man spoke. "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!"

Dr. Andonuts faced him. "Yeah, yeah. Lord…I got it, now quit talking in all caps."

"NEVER. FOR I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!" He grabs a box of doughnuts off a table. "I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL DOUGHNUTS! NOW I SHALL CONQUER THIS PATHETIC WOR…!"

Dr. A.: "GIMME BACK MY DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!"

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Lord Voldemort attacks.

Dr. A.

HP 235

PP 0

Lord Voldemort calls for help…Hyper Spinning Robo appears.

Dr. Andonuts charged forward…32 points of damage to Lord Voldmort.

Dr. A.

HP 235

PP 0

Lord Voldemort calls for help…Nuclear Reactor Robot appears.

Hyper Spinning Robo fires a beam…35 points of damage to Dr. Andonuts.

Dr. Andonuts charged forward…472 points of damage to Hyper Spinning Robo.

Hyper Spinning Robo stops moving.

Dr. A.

HP 200

PP 0

Lord Voldemort muttered something…all but 1 of his Hit Points were converted into Psychic Points.

Nuclear Reactor Robot replenished a fuel supply…Lord Voldemorts Hit Points are maxed out.

Dr. Andonuts throws a doughnut…792 points of damage to Nuclear Reactor Robot.

Nuclear Reactor Robot burst into flames…368 points of damage to Dr. Andonuts.

Dr. A.

HP 1

PP 0

Flt. Sk.: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!! Floating Skull notes an inconsistency. Dr. Andonuts had 200 HP left and took 368 points of damage. How is Dr. Andonuts still alive?!!"

DRX9: "Simple, Guts. You see, in Earthbound™, when a character takes mortal damage, they will sometimes survive with 1 Hit Point remaining. The odds of this happening depends on your Guts. Its like what that mole at Peaceful Rest Valley tells you. Check your Guts on the Status Menu.

Flt. Sk.: "Oh…carry on. Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!!"

-The fight continues-

Dr. A.

HP 1

PP 0

Lord Voldemort taunts Dr. Andonuts with a doughnut…Dr. Andonuts gets pissed off.

Dr. Andonuts charges forward…

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!

99999999999999999999999999999999999 points of damage to Lord Voldemort.

Lord Voldemort disappears in a puff of smoke.

YOU WON!

Dr. Andonuts got 395729 exp. points.

Lord Voldemort left behind a present. Inside was a Box of Doughnuts. Dr. Andonuts takes it.

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Dr. Andonuts sighed, "Whew, that was close. I almost lost my doughnuts."

Jeff tingles. "I feel funny." He then sees the glowing spider crawl away. Its apparently been attached to his butt the whole time.

Dr. Andonuts gasps. "Jeff, you got bitten by a radioactive spider."

"Geez, thats corny. Thats exactly what happened to Peter Parker."

"Yeah, yeah…anyway, check to see if you have Spiderman powers."

Jeff shot a large web at a table full of beakers. They break, stuff spills, no one cares.

Jeff shouts with joy. "WOOHOO! I have Spiderman powers!"

Dr. Andonuts beams at Jeff. "Well, son. Are you going to use your newfound powers to fight crime and help mankind?"

"Screw that! I'm gonna go show of to my friends!"

"You mean Stupid Kid, Psycho Chick, and Bathroom Boy."

Jeff nodded, "Thats them. Well, I'm off." He shoots a webline out of the hole in the ceiling. "SPIDER-JEFF, AWAY!!!" and swings off.

"I wonder if he'll ever realize that its impossible to swing all the to Onett," Dr. Andonuts mutters to himself.

Alfred comes over to Dr. Andonuts. "Master Andonuts, the Sky Runner is complete."

"Good, now that Jeff no longer needs it, I can use it for myself."

"Master Andonuts, if I may be so bold. Do not you think you should have turned off the gamma rays by now?"

"Aw, crap…"

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Whew! Writing fanfictions is hard work, but its worth it.

Flt. Sk.: "Floating Skull wants to know who Lord Voldemort is."

He's the bad guy from the Harry Potter books. And quit the 3rd person. Well, anyway, please Review, or Ill have Floating Skull fire his Floating Beam at you.

Flt. Sk.: "Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!"