Ivan: You can't post this chapter. The Net won't allow it.
Why not?
Flt. Sk.: Because it breaks away from the story line.
No it doesn't. This chapter explains something that happens in the next chapter. It's vital for the fanfic's existence.
Ivan: Whatever.
Flt. Sk.: Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!
Ivan: Why do you keep doing that?
Flt. Sk.: Doing what?
Ivan: Say your name all long like that?
Flt. Sk.: It brings unrivaled pleasure. Puny midget muse should try it. Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!
Ivan: Ivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Hey, that is fun!
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!Ivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!
Ivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!DRX9: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 6: And Now For Something Completely Different
Peter Parker was on his computer in his bedroom reading fanfictions. He came across an unusual one called "Spider-Jeff"
"What is this crap?" yelled Peter. "It makes Spiderman look like a fool. 'Spider Sword'? What is this guy on? What's with the Ness kid? He walks around naked and fears a midget. Then he beats up the midget when it turns out to be a homicidal skull. And in chapter one, they say that Superman is better than me. I'll show them!"
Peter charges downstairs. "Where are you going, Peter?" asks Aunt Mae.
"I'm going to destroy my new arch-nemesis," replied Peter.
"That's nice, dear. While you're out, could you pick up the milk?"
"Yes, Aunt Mae," said Peter sweetly. He puts on his Spiderman costume and swings away.
-Meanwhile, in Metropolis-
Clark Kent is hard at work at the Daily Planet. By which I mean he was goofing off and reading fanfics.
(A/N Sorry that I don't stay in the same tense all the time. I just write what feels right.)
"What the!? Why is Superman the one liked by the fat kid? He mocks me in every way possible. To stop it, I must destroy Spiderman!" Clark flies out the window. No one notices because the author doesn't feel like going that deep into it.
Spiderman and Superman meet in an abandoned rock quarry somewhere between New York and Metropolis.
"I'll show you that you're not better than me!" shouts Spiderman.
"You're no match for me, you arachnid fool!" replied Superman.
Superman flies in to punch Spiderman, but he dodges and wraps Superman in webbing. Superman breaks free and blows freezing wind at Spiderman. Spiderman is hit but his spider strength keeps him from freezing. Superman fires his heat vision at Spiderman. It hits Spiderman just long enough to warm him up. Spiderman jumps up and delivers a punishing blow to Superman at the same time that Superman hit him. They fall into the quarry. A large explosion ensues for some reason.
-The next day-
"Man, this chapter's screwed up!" exclaims Paula.
"I could not agree more," said Poo.
"Hey, you guys ever notice that Poo's personality keeps changing?" asks Jeff. His friends stare at him. "Yeah, I'm the egotistical superhero that doesn't really care. Ness is a stupid coward who gets spurts of bravery every now and then. Paula is homicidal. But Poo changes. He goes from annoyed Bathroom Boy to dignified prince and back again. What's up with that?!!"
His friends were about to respond when their conversation was interrupted by a deafening
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
What is this strange explosion? What does this chapter have to do with the price of rice in China? For once, you'll actually find out the on the next exciting chapter of Spider-Jeff!!!
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Sorry for this chapter. It does have a purpose, which you'll find out in the next chapter. I just wanted to keep you waiting to find out what the ultimate evil is.
Ivan: I'll tell you what it is. It's carnival rides that you can only ride if you're a certain height.
Flt. Sk.: When puny carnies try to stop Floating Skull, I fry them to crispies.
That's nice, anyway, review if you feel like it, and I'll have the next chapter up soon.
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!
Ivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
DRX9: Oy!