Whoa! It's been way too long since I've updated.
Ivan: I'll say, I've grown a beard. Look at it, it's green!
Flt. Sk.: Floating Skull detects that the fur on midget muse's chin is alive.
Ivan: Huh? What the...WHOA! (Beard flies off and changes into a boy)
Oh, you guys haven't met my newest muse yet. Allow me to introduce to you, Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
Beast Boy: Whassup!
I'm sorry I haven't updated lately. A lot of stuff has come up. Including new fictions. Also, my computer's screwy, so I had to type this in the Document Manager. So I can't spell check. Sorry in advance.
Ivan: You should just proofread, you lazy bum.
B.B.: Yo! Leave DRX9 alone. You know he's good if he made me a muse.
Flt. Sk.: (Rolls eyes)
B.B.: Dude, how can you roll your eyes. You have, like, empty eye holes.
Flt. Sk.: The correct words are 'eye sockets'. And no one has traveled close enough to Floating Skull to ever find out.
Well, no one seemed to like the last chapter, but you'll meet the big baddie in this one. I think you'll be pleasently surprised. Enjoy!
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!
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Chapter Seven: The True Evil
Jeff and the others ran over to where the explosion came from. But as they reached the edge of the crater made from aforementioned explosion, a being flew out of it and rammed himself into Ness. As Ness was hurled to the ground, the begin simply floated there in the sky.
"No," said Poo. "It can't be!"
"Pokey?!" everyone cried in unison.
"Not just Pokey," said Pokey. "I am Super-Pokey! I have all the powers of Superman!"
"How did that happen?!" shreeched Jeff.
"Simple," sneered Super-Pokey. "You see, Superman exists in an alternate dimension. He must have been in a powerful explosion. The force of the explosion, combined with his Super energy, caused some of his power to spill over into our dimension. The previous explosion was actually Superman's spilled over powers. Since I just happened to be standing there, I was bathed with it, and thus, I acquired the Super powers. Behold my power!"
Super-Pokey flexed his muscular, and yet somehow still flabby, arms. As he did this, his suit tore off to reveal a Superman outfit. Except instead of an 'S', a large 'P' stood on his chest. Paula screamed.
"What's wrong?!" cried Ness, who had recovered from the blow.
"I just can't stand seeing him in...in..." sputtered Paula.
"In what? In power? In the air? Incognito?" inquired Jeff.
"In Spandex!!!" shouted Puala.
"Oh my gosh!! I just now noticed. He's too fat, I can see his...ARRRGGGGGGGGGGH!!" screamed Poo.
"I'd rather see Ness naked again then too have to view upon that." said Jeff.
"That can be arranged," said Ness proudly as he took off his shirt.
(A/N Don't even think about it, Ness)
"Hrrmpph, fine," grumbled Ness. He put his shirt back on.
(A/N Whew! That was close)
"If you are done gawking at my body fat," said Super-Pokey. "I have a score to settle with Spider-Jeff."
"We will not let Jeff fight alone," cried Poo. He, Ness, and Paula stood with their weapons drawn, ready to fight.
"How cute, they want to fight." Super-Pokey took a deep breath and exhaled an arctic chill that froze Ness, Paula, and Poo promptly.
"Now it's just you and me, Spider-Jeff!" cried Super-Pokey.
Jeff gritted his teeth and formed the Spider Sword.
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Super-Pokey wants to fight.
Jeff
HP 535
PP 0
Super-Pokey lunged forward.
82 HP of damage to Jeff.
Jeff fired the Multi-Bottle Rocket.
37 HP of damage to Super-Pokey.
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"Ha! Ha! Ha! Your rockets are no match for me! Give it up!" shouted Super-Pokey.
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Jeff
HP 453
PP 0
Super-Pokey's eyes brimmed with heat.
Super-Pokey fired the heat vision.
217 HP of damage to Jeff.
Jeff charges forward.
117 HP of damage to Super-Pokey.
Jeff
HP 336
PP 0
Super-Pokey took a deep breath.
Jeff took a Large Pizza from his pack and ate it
Jeff's Hit Point's are maxed out!
Jeff
HP 535
PP 0
Super-Pokey unleashed his Blizzard Breath.
270 HP of damage to Jeff.
Jeff was frozen solid.
Jeff is frozen solid.
Jeff
HP 265
PP 0
Super-Pokeytried PSI Big Fart Alpha.
The ice around Jeff melted and he became nauseous.
Jeff is feeling nauseous.
Jeff takes 100 HP of damage.
Jeff
HP 165
PP 0
Super-Pokey tore into you.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
300 HP of damage to Jeff.
Jeff took a Secret Herb from his pack and ate it.
Jeff got over his nausea.
Jeff
HP 1
PP 0
Super-Pokey took a deep breath.
Jeff took a Kraken's Soup from his pack and ate it.
Jeff's Hit Points are maxed out!
Jeff
HP 535
PP 0
Super-Pokey unleashed his Blizzard Breath.
Jeffis unaffected.
Jeff used Counter-PSI Unit.
Super-Pokey is unable to concentrate.
Jeff
HP 535
PP 0
Super-Pokey tried PSI Big Fart Alpha.
But it failed.
Jeff slashed with the Spider Sword.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
768 HP of damage to Super-Pokey.
Super-Pokey was defeated.
YOU WON!
Jeff gains 566386764 exp.
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"N...n...no, this isn't possible," gasped Super-Pokey.
"Of course it is," said Ness, who had thawed out along with Paula and Poo. "The good guys always win."
"Wow, I can't believe Pokey only had 922 Hit Points," mused Paula.
Super-Pokey stared for a minute, then began cackling madly. The Chosen watched him carefully, bracing themselves for an attack.
"I thought this might happen," said Super-Pokey softly, almost to himself. "So I brought along an old friend."
Super-Pokey took a small device out from a pocket and pressed a button. Within a minute, Super-Pokey's old Spider-Mech had appeared.
"You know what they say, one good spider deserves another," sneered Super-Pokey as he boarded the Mech. "Now, prepare to meet your ultimate devastation!"
The Chosen, not knowing if they could win, prepared for battle. But who knows how they can defeat Super-Pokey.
Will The Chosen survive? What new powers will Super-Pokey utilize? And why was Ness so eager to strip naked? Find out on the next exciting chapter of Spider-Jeff!
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Man, this is fun.
B.B.: I love it! Especially when Pokey farted!
Ivan: Suck-up.
B.B.: You wanna see a suck-up? This is a suck-up! (Changes into Kirby and inhales Ivan).
Flt. Sk.: At last! The puny midget muse is silent! Floating Skull never believed that he would be thankful to green changling.
B.B.: (tries to talk with mouth full) fsffmsmfmsmfm
Flt. Sk.: What?
He said, 'You're welcome, dude". Anyway, if my fanbase still exists, feel free to review.
By the way, to Cammie Jensen, what did you mean by, 'Paula should be MJ'? I'm confused by it.
Flt. Sk.: DragonRaiderX9 is confused by everthing.
Shut up! Anyway, this fic will last for two more chapters. I'll try and have them posted soon.
Floating Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!!!